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Freestyle rapping

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Polls' started by Alleviate, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. Alleviate

    Alleviate Banned

    so lots of kids at my school are doing this so i thought id let sppf in on it
    dudes compete by 'spitting bars' and they see who has the best 'flow'. there is no beat or anything they just start speaking rhymes by thinking on dimes.

    ill start with some lyrics of my own-
    I really like the pokemon games
    I play them when pickin up the dames
    I got all those hardcore mad skills
    like dudes in hall of fames
    my brains rearranged
    I sort it in a box
    I wish my best friend was michael j fox

    who is down to battle? Fatal?
    Fatal I heard you had mad rap skills lets go
  2. Pansy :]

    Pansy :] anustart

  3. Alleviate

    Alleviate Banned

  4. Moneyy


    This thread has been done before

    I believe this:

    Is what you're looking for.
  5. Alleviate

    Alleviate Banned

    but i cant bump it thats against rules.# best thread ever revival '11
  6. Priceless

    Priceless **** this, i'm out

    When Fatal gets on here, let me par him again.

    haha good revival as well
  7. Moneyy


    Hey, at least I rhymed.
  8. Alleviate

    Alleviate Banned

    Hey man that's pretty cool
    Now I've got to take you to school
  9. Magnegross

    Magnegross peepee ding dong

    Alleviate at his finest.

  10. Pansy :]

    Pansy :] anustart

    Way to copy my thread, this is good as dead
    Aliviates just mad that he didn't get head.
  11. Fatal

    Fatal Banned

    Alleviate, once I begin, don't attempt to deviate
    Remain focused, then bawl
    Terrified of my rhymes like the the ten plagues, locusts and all
    I'm too awful, my rhymes are sicker than a blue waffle
    Most will flee before I begin
    I go postal three minutes in
    My rage can't be contained, unbalanced like a see saw rockin'
    And once I dig my teeth into this, it's like a pitbull's jaw lockin'
    nonstoppin' I'm never finished, forever diminish
    flows can last seventy minutes
    if you don't time me I spray to my heart's content you see
    I don't mean to be aggressive, it's the way that my art is meant to be
  12. facetious

    facetious machtverfilzung

    phat beatz

    your threads are ****, kill yourself.
  13. SlipKnoT

    SlipKnoT Well-Known Member

    facetious, your character is specious, your rep is undeniable and your post quality's reliable
    to SPPF like a phantom, you drop bombs on our calm with great aplomb
    a demigod, running roughshod on this facade, you prod at the mods with the grace of a firing squad
    show your enemies their last days, leave a clinical display of dismay, courtesy of dr. jay
  14. Alleviate

    Alleviate Banned

    Ink-a-dink: a bottle of ink
    Your boyfriend called;
    He says you stink
    Like the Titanic you about to sink
    Don't mess with with my mox
    I live under a freeway in a box
  15. Priceless

    Priceless **** this, i'm out

    Well look who the fuck came crawling back
    Your shit just always goes off track
    Stop spittin' bars, you call them rhymes?
    Your shit ain't rap, it's not even grime
    You got nothin' on this, your lines are dead
    You see me on dis ting and you'll fill with dread
    You know that you're no better than a pedophile
    But the problem is you're fucking just in denial
    You're so retarded, you think you're hard but you're wrong
    If you come by here again you'll be singing your swan song
    I think everyone here's had enough of your tough demeanour
    To hide the fact that what's behind there's like Justin Bieber
    Just a talentless fat **** who'll never get laid
    I'll break you, like that condom that got you made
    Your mum really should've had a fucking abortion
    Your dick's so small, it's like kiddie portion
    But of course, that's the age range that you would aim for
    If you could even fit yourself through the front door
    You're a tragic failure, so just get your boner
    And stick it in a sock, you fucking loner

    Basically C&P'd from the last post of the other thread.
    I don;t think Fatal saw that one, so...
  16. Fatal

    Fatal Banned

    I never crawl, I creep slowly about in these halls
    while you sleep, waiting to shank you deep then treat those who doubt with these balls
    I got a scrotum big as boulders, my totem pole is bolder than you could comprehend,
    longer than a fat chick from her vagina to her rear end
    fake rappers wanna challenge me, I sear them
    spear them like Goldberg, I spit cold words, so fear them
    I don't need to hide anything, I speak my mind, all of the frickin time
    I laugh at your simplistic raps, do me a favor, fall off a cliff and die
    I'm spittin, why? because I love to, it's my passion
    mashin' phonies with my bare hands, and face smashin
    when I sneak up in the car behind you like hannibal lecter's cousin
    you be wishin you could pop out the sun roof with an ejector button
    but it's too late, I'm a cannibalistic savage, I ravage your
    body while your Yugo GV's stuck in traffic
    I'm laughin, sick in the head like an American Psycho
    you be wishin you could breathe air again, I know
    but you're gaspin for it when I spit the verses,
    never need a chorus to worsen the hurtin'
    and you're deservin' of one, when I open the curtains
    you're squirmin, when I close the curtains you don't mutter a word n'
    next time, be levelheaded, I will never let it be
    when a fake MC, tries to challenge my dignity
    so get on your knees, plea and piss your pants
    cus you never seen a seed as evil as this man
    expose your future wife to chemicals because I'm Fatal
    and she'll pop out something uglier than you if she's prenatal
    Last edited: Oct 14, 2011
  17. Autis-misc

    Autis-misc Abridger

    .... This is one of my favorite thread's yet
    I really hope i cant get banned from this thread
  18. Priceless

    Priceless **** this, i'm out

    Yeah creep about, cause you're a fucking pest
    You're just jealous cause I'm better than all the rest
    I don't think that "totem pole" counts so far
    Because it's your boyfriend's and it's all the way up your ass
    You're no MC, you're cooped in your parent's basement
    Exactly like Dattebayo and his stupid logic placement
    At least my raps make some sort of sense
    Yours are just gay and you're just bent
    Go suck off some dog in a bush
    At least that's some sort of luck you'll push
    Because you'll die a virgin with rage
    Don't take it on me, just turn the page
    Cause if you saw me spittin bout how you're gay
    You'd shit yourself and run away
    You're nothing more than a fucking stain
    On the world's carpet, just because you can't take the strain
    Of no-one on Serebii being able to like you
    Don't try and act tough, you know it's true
    Just because I'm such a genius
    And I'm the one who's actually got a penis
    And I'm the one who can spit rhymes
    Whereas you can't even write out lines
    All you are is a fucking fake
    We all want you to go jump in a lake
    I dare you to try and fight me, you'll die
    Because you can't even harm a fly
    You should think about your words before you rap
    Cause you're too pussy to act on your crap
    You should just put your pen and paper back on the shelf
    And when you're done, just go hang yourself
  19. Original151Rocks

    Original151Rocks My Answer Is Yes

    You guys think you can spit?
    When i rap my mouth is like a fire pit
    Ashes and crackles crawling up the sky
    Smoke is going up like its about to fly
    My raps are original pieces of art
    Like my moms homemade apple tart
    Next time you see me ill make your face need a fix
    So ill be up in the sky flyin like a G6
  20. Phoopes

    Phoopes There it is.

    Your mouth's a fire pit? I say nay.
    My rhymes are hotter than a spicy dish by Bobby Flay.
    I spit better than a kid with braces.
    So do all your mothers when I cum on their faces.
    Cuz I'm a pimp, the O.G. of Serebii,
    I get more Stiff than the Arm of the Heisman Trophy.
    So don't mess with me, run home to your mama,
    Or I'll whip out my dick, AKA the black mamba.

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