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Freestyle rapping

Alleviate

Banned
so lots of kids at my school are doing this so i thought id let sppf in on it
dudes compete by 'spitting bars' and they see who has the best 'flow'. there is no beat or anything they just start speaking rhymes by thinking on dimes.

ill start with some lyrics of my own-
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I really like the pokemon games
I play them when pickin up the dames
I got all those hardcore mad skills
like dudes in hall of fames
my brains rearranged
I sort it in a box
I wish my best friend was michael j fox
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who is down to battle? Fatal?
Fatal I heard you had mad rap skills lets go
 

Magnegross

peepee ding dong
Alleviate at his finest.

/clap
 

Fatal

Banned
Alleviate, once I begin, don't attempt to deviate
Remain focused, then bawl
Terrified of my rhymes like the the ten plagues, locusts and all
I'm too awful, my rhymes are sicker than a blue waffle
Most will flee before I begin
I go postal three minutes in
My rage can't be contained, unbalanced like a see saw rockin'
And once I dig my teeth into this, it's like a pitbull's jaw lockin'
nonstoppin' I'm never finished, forever diminish
flows can last seventy minutes
if you don't time me I spray to my heart's content you see
I don't mean to be aggressive, it's the way that my art is meant to be
 

SlipKnoT

Well-Known Member
facetious, your character is specious, your rep is undeniable and your post quality's reliable
to SPPF like a phantom, you drop bombs on our calm with great aplomb
a demigod, running roughshod on this facade, you prod at the mods with the grace of a firing squad
show your enemies their last days, leave a clinical display of dismay, courtesy of dr. jay
 

Alleviate

Banned
Alleviate, once I begin, don't attempt to deviate
Remain focused, then bawl
Terrified of my rhymes like the the ten plagues, locusts and all
I'm too awful, my rhymes are sicker than a blue waffle
Most will flee before I begin
I go postal three minutes in
My rage can't be contained, unbalanced like a see saw rockin'
And once I dig my teeth into this, it's like a pitbull's jaw lockin'
nonstoppin' I'm never finished, forever diminish
flows can last seventy minutes
if you don't time me I spray to my heart's content you see
I don't mean to be aggressive, it's the way that my art is meant to be

Ink-a-dink: a bottle of ink
Your boyfriend called;
He says you stink
Like the Titanic you about to sink
Don't mess with with my mox
I live under a freeway in a box
:585::585::585::585:
 

Priceless

**** this, i'm out
Alleviate, once I begin, don't attempt to deviate
Remain focused, then bawl
Terrified of my rhymes like the the ten plagues, locusts and all
I'm too awful, my rhymes are sicker than a blue waffle
Most will flee before I begin
I go postal three minutes in
My rage can't be contained, unbalanced like a see saw rockin'
And once I dig my teeth into this, it's like a pitbull's jaw lockin'
nonstoppin' I'm never finished, forever diminish
flows can last seventy minutes
if you don't time me I spray to my heart's content you see
I don't mean to be aggressive, it's the way that my art is meant to be

Well look who the fuck came crawling back
Your shit just always goes off track
Stop spittin' bars, you call them rhymes?
Your shit ain't rap, it's not even grime
You got nothin' on this, your lines are dead
You see me on dis ting and you'll fill with dread
You know that you're no better than a pedophile
But the problem is you're fucking just in denial
You're so retarded, you think you're hard but you're wrong
If you come by here again you'll be singing your swan song
I think everyone here's had enough of your tough demeanour
To hide the fact that what's behind there's like Justin Bieber
Just a talentless fat **** who'll never get laid
I'll break you, like that condom that got you made
Your mum really should've had a fucking abortion
Your dick's so small, it's like kiddie portion
But of course, that's the age range that you would aim for
If you could even fit yourself through the front door
You're a tragic failure, so just get your boner
And stick it in a sock, you fucking loner

Basically C&P'd from the last post of the other thread.
I don;t think Fatal saw that one, so...
 

Fatal

Banned
Well look who the fuck came crawling back
Your shit just always goes off track
Stop spittin' bars, you call them rhymes?
Your shit ain't rap, it's not even grime
You got nothin' on this, your lines are dead
You see me on dis ting and you'll fill with dread
You know that you're no better than a pedophile
But the problem is you're fucking just in denial
You're so retarded, you think you're hard but you're wrong
If you come by here again you'll be singing your swan song
I think everyone here's had enough of your tough demeanour
To hide the fact that what's behind there's like Justin Bieber
Just a talentless fat **** who'll never get laid
I'll break you, like that condom that got you made
Your mum really should've had a fucking abortion
Your dick's so small, it's like kiddie portion
But of course, that's the age range that you would aim for
If you could even fit yourself through the front door
You're a tragic failure, so just get your boner
And stick it in a sock, you fucking loner

Basically C&P'd from the last post of the other thread.
I don;t think Fatal saw that one, so...

I never crawl, I creep slowly about in these halls
while you sleep, waiting to shank you deep then treat those who doubt with these balls
I got a scrotum big as boulders, my totem pole is bolder than you could comprehend,
longer than a fat chick from her vagina to her rear end
fake rappers wanna challenge me, I sear them
spear them like Goldberg, I spit cold words, so fear them
I don't need to hide anything, I speak my mind, all of the frickin time
I laugh at your simplistic raps, do me a favor, fall off a cliff and die
I'm spittin, why? because I love to, it's my passion
mashin' phonies with my bare hands, and face smashin
when I sneak up in the car behind you like hannibal lecter's cousin
you be wishin you could pop out the sun roof with an ejector button
but it's too late, I'm a cannibalistic savage, I ravage your
body while your Yugo GV's stuck in traffic
I'm laughin, sick in the head like an American Psycho
you be wishin you could breathe air again, I know
but you're gaspin for it when I spit the verses,
never need a chorus to worsen the hurtin'
and you're deservin' of one, when I open the curtains
you're squirmin, when I close the curtains you don't mutter a word n'
next time, be levelheaded, I will never let it be
when a fake MC, tries to challenge my dignity
so get on your knees, plea and piss your pants
cus you never seen a seed as evil as this man
expose your future wife to chemicals because I'm Fatal
and she'll pop out something uglier than you if she's prenatal
 
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Priceless

**** this, i'm out
I never crawl, I creep slowly about in these halls
while you sleep, waiting to shank you deep then treat those who doubt with these balls
I got a scrotum big as boulders, my totem pole is bolder than you could comprehend,
longer than a fat chick from her vagina to her rear end
fake rappers wanna challenge me, I sear them
spear them like Goldberg, I spit cold words, so fear them
I don't need to hide anything, I speak my mind, all of the frickin time
I laugh at your simplistic raps, do me a favor, fall off a cliff and die
I'm spittin, why? because I love to, it's my passion
mashin' phonies with my bare hands, and face smashin
when I sneak up in the car behind you like hannibal lecter's cousin
you be wishin you could pop out the sun roof with an ejector button
but it's too late, I'm a cannibalistic savage, I ravage your
body while your Yugo GV's stuck in traffic
I'm laughin, sick in the head like an American Psycho
you be wishin you could breathe air again, I know
but you're gaspin for it when I spit the verses,
never need a chorus to worsen the hurtin'
and you're deservin' of one, when I open the curtains
you're squirmin, when I close the curtains you don't mutter a word n'
next time, be levelheaded, I will never let it be
when a fake MC, tries to challenge my dignity
so get on your knees, plea and piss your pants
cus you never seen a seed as evil as this man
expose your future wife to chemicals because I'm Fatal
and she'll pop out something uglier than you if she's prenatal

Yeah creep about, cause you're a fucking pest
You're just jealous cause I'm better than all the rest
I don't think that "totem pole" counts so far
Because it's your boyfriend's and it's all the way up your ass
You're no MC, you're cooped in your parent's basement
Exactly like Dattebayo and his stupid logic placement
At least my raps make some sort of sense
Yours are just gay and you're just bent
Go suck off some dog in a bush
At least that's some sort of luck you'll push
Because you'll die a virgin with rage
Don't take it on me, just turn the page
Cause if you saw me spittin bout how you're gay
You'd shit yourself and run away
You're nothing more than a fucking stain
On the world's carpet, just because you can't take the strain
Of no-one on Serebii being able to like you
Don't try and act tough, you know it's true
Just because I'm such a genius
And I'm the one who's actually got a penis
And I'm the one who can spit rhymes
Whereas you can't even write out lines
All you are is a fucking fake
We all want you to go jump in a lake
I dare you to try and fight me, you'll die
Because you can't even harm a fly
You should think about your words before you rap
Cause you're too pussy to act on your crap
You should just put your pen and paper back on the shelf
And when you're done, just go hang yourself
 

Original151Rocks

My Answer Is Yes
You guys think you can spit?
When i rap my mouth is like a fire pit
Ashes and crackles crawling up the sky
Smoke is going up like its about to fly
My raps are original pieces of art
Like my moms homemade apple tart
Next time you see me ill make your face need a fix
So ill be up in the sky flyin like a G6
 

Phoopes

There it is.
You guys think you can spit?
When i rap my mouth is like a fire pit
Ashes and crackles crawling up the sky
Smoke is going up like its about to fly
My raps are original pieces of art
Like my moms homemade apple tart
Next time you see me ill make your face need a fix
So ill be up in the sky flyin like a G6

Your mouth's a fire pit? I say nay.
My rhymes are hotter than a spicy dish by Bobby Flay.
I spit better than a kid with braces.
So do all your mothers when I cum on their faces.
Cuz I'm a pimp, the O.G. of Serebii,
I get more Stiff than the Arm of the Heisman Trophy.
So don't mess with me, run home to your mama,
Or I'll whip out my dick, AKA the black mamba.
 
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