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Freestyle rapping

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Original151Rocks

My Answer Is Yes
phoopes said:
Your mouth's a fire pit? I say nay.
My rhymes are hotter than a spicy dish by Bobby Flay.
I spit better than a kid with braces.
So do all your mothers when I cum on their faces.
Cuz I'm a pimp, the O.G. of Serebii,
I get more Stiff than the Arm of the Heisman Trophy.
So don't mess with me, run home to your mama,
Or I'll whip out my dick, AKA the black mamba.
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Black Mamba you say? I bet its grimy
If its a snake it must be black and slimy
Mine is like a god, I call him Hercules
Im also a master of time, so now time FREEZE
(Pause)
Pick it back up now and be ready to lose
You think you're so great but im not falling for that rouze
I got guns that could smash you in half
So get out of your tub and stop taking bubble baths
So if your leaving now ill show you the door
And by the way your mom says by dick is bigger than yours
 
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Phoopes

There it is.
Original151Rocks said:
Black Mamba you say? I bet its grimy
If its a snake it must be black and slimy
Mine is like a god, I call him Hercules
Im also a master of time, so now time FREEZE
(Pause)
Pick it back up now and be ready to lose
You think you're so great but im not falling for that rouze
I got guns that could smash you in half
So get out of your tub and stop taking bubble baths
So if your leaving now ill show you the door
And by the way your mom says by dick is bigger than yours
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You're absolute right, my dick is black.
You're mama found that out when she gave it a whack.
Like I said before, the bitches call it Black Mamba,
It spits out the Juice that makes them Jamba.
You think you can freeze time? Balderdash.
You're only cold when coming down from a hot flash.
Pretty much everything you say is a lie.
Even Hercules, he shrivled up and died.
Doesn't that line kind of sound like your sex life?
You'll lose this battle, so leave now and fall on a knife.
Plus all this talk about your arsenal is really depressin,'
As for me, I got more guns than Smith and Wesson.
And I don't take baths, all the ladies cower
In the shadow of my dick during a half hour power shower.
Before you even spit again you better check your historay,
Cuz ever since the 8th grade, I've been getting laid every day.
So go home, and do your research Killroy
Cuz rapping can't be easy for the Average Homeboy.
 
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Original151Rocks

My Answer Is Yes
phoopes said:
You're absolute right, my dick is black.
You're mama found that out when she gave it a whack.
Like I said before, the bitches call it Black Mamba,
It spits out the Juice that makes them Jamba.
You think you can freeze time? Balderdash.
You're only cold when coming down from a hot flash.
Pretty much everything you say is a lie.
Even Hercules, he shrivled up and died.
Doesn't that line kind of sound like your sex life?
You'll lose this battle, so leave now and fall on a knife.
Plus all this talk about your arsenal is really depressin,'
As for me, I got more guns than Smith and Wesson.
And I don't take baths, all the ladies cower
In the shadow of my dick during a half hour power shower.
Before you even spit again you better check your historay,
Cuz ever since the 8th grade, I've been getting laid every day.
So go home, and do your research Killroy
Cuz rapping can't be easy for the Average Homeboy.
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Shut up bitch you dont even know what your sayin
But if i were you i know i would be praying
And you say you been getting laid since eighth grade
You may have a good hand, but i got an ace of spades
See, you might not get that last rhyme, too complex for your brain
But dont worry cause all your raps are still way too lame
And yes i mean your raps are disabled, cause thats what lame means
But as for my raps they are as straight as a frickin laser beam
Now how about you go and shove a fork up your ***
And by the way, Yo mama cuts my grass
 
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Phoopes

There it is.
Original151Rocks said:
Shut up bitch you dont even know what your sayin
But if i were you i know i would be praying
And you say you been getting laid since eighth grade
You may have a good hand, but i got an ace of spades
See, you might not get that last rhyme, too complex for your brain
But dont worry cause all your raps are still way too lame
And yes i mean your raps are disabled, cause thats what lame means
But as for my raps they are as straight as a frickin laser beam
Now how about you go and shove a fork up your ***
And by the way, Yo mama cuts my grass
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Ha! That's denial at its best.
You just can't take that, so just give it a rest.
You may think that I'm stupid, but I'm valedictorian.
Did I mention that I'm loaded too? My house style's Victorian.
Plus I don't need a walkin' talkin' DICKtionary,
I'd rather being playing erotic games of Pictionary.
The Ace of Spades ain't the best card in poker.
Unlike Batman, I'm gonna beat you with the Joker.
After I'm through with you you'll be wishing for the Dead Man's hand,
Cuz you're life is a beach and you're just playing in the sand.
Stop lying, your raps are just like you, straight as a circle.
Everyone knows you participate in jerk circles.
If you don't watch your ass boy, you'll be getting tasered.
Cuz in my next rap, Imma Firin Mah Lazer.
 
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takbir10

Banned
Everyone you are now watching my throne
don't let me get in my zone
cuz then that gets me in tone
(STOP)
you know what i broke?
I broke your bone



imma smoke you in our battle
 
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Original151Rocks

My Answer Is Yes
phoopes said:
Ha! That's denial at its best.
You just can't take that, so just give it a rest.
You may think that I'm stupid, but I'm valedictorian.
Did I mention that I'm loaded too? My house style's Victorian.
Plus I don't need a walkin' talkin' DICKtionary,
I'd rather being playing erotic games of Pictionary.
The Ace of Spades ain't the best card in poker.
Unlike Batman, I'm gonna beat you with the Joker.
After I'm through with you you'll be wishing for the Dead Man's hand,
Cuz you're life is a beach and you're just playing in the sand.
Stop lying, your raps are just like you, straight as a circle.
Everyone knows you participate in jerk circles.
If you don't watch your ass boy, you'll be getting tasered.
Cuz in my next rap, Imma Firin Mah Lazer.
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Your house is Victorian, like 100 years old?
Cheaper then my neck chain, Its white gold
I got as much bling as frickin 50 cent
Ironic cause thats how much you pay your parents rent
I Can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I can steal Muhammads Line, cause Im the new Ali
Ill be throwing left hooks and right hooks all over the place
And then when im done, ill jizz on your face
And you'll drink it and swallow it, and love the taste
And man when it comes to this battle, youll come in second place
Like Mccain who couldnt get it done in '08
You could say its your destiny to lose, but i say its fate
 
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takbir10

Banned
Original151Rocks said:
Your house is Victorian, like 100 years old?
Cheaper then my neck chain, Its white gold
I got as much bling as frickin 50 cent
Ironic cause thats how much you pay your parents rent
I Can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I can steal Muhammads Line, cause Im the new Ali
Ill be throwing left hooks and right hooks all over the place
And then when im done, ill jizz on your face
And you'll drink it and swallow it, and love the taste
And man when it comes to this battle, youll come in second place
Like Mccain who couldnt get it done in '08
You could say its your destiny to lose, but i say its fate
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Let me Teach you somethin'
cuz im the motha flippin'
im the motha flippin' king
im as tall as Yao Ming
I am as cute as an Oshawott
no, i dont smoke pot
cuz crack is whack
weed is what you need
thats right i smoke weed
I am an expert on assassins creed
1 word that describes me
KOBE
 
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takbir10

Banned
Alleviate said:
your rhymes are bad; your flow is stanky
poop in the diaper baby gets cranky
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Your rhymes make no sense
When i rhyme its intense

You getting nervous
You should call child service
 
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Phoopes

There it is.
Original151Rocks said:
Your house is Victorian, like 100 years old?
Cheaper then my neck chain, Its white gold
I got as much bling as frickin 50 cent
Ironic cause thats how much you pay your parents rent
I Can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
I can steal Muhammads Line, cause Im the new Ali
Ill be throwing left hooks and right hooks all over the place
And then when im done, ill jizz on your face
And you'll drink it and swallow it, and love the taste
And man when it comes to this battle, youll come in second place
Like Mccain who couldnt get it done in '08
You could say its your destiny to lose, but i say its fate
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Bitch! You don't steal lines from Ali,
You'll be Shakin' in your Boots like him, you little Pussy.
And this won't be from the Parkinson's ya see,
Cuz boy, ya best be a-scared of me.
Yea my house is old school, deal with it.
And you're talkin' 'bout white gold, ya piece of shit,
That pales in comparison to what I got,
Platinum all over, 24-Karat Top.
Politics? I'll drop something on your ass, so don't complain.
I'll go Nein! Nein! Nein! Like a German Herman Cain.
 
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Cruxis

Banned
That hoe mandy, Man she's a bitch
Alexis, Sucks asian dick
Leonnaaa, She has a dick


Swampy is a faggot briiit
Hey Serebii YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT
Josh and Jenni are fucking pricks


Mandy's bitches coming quick
Oh well nigga we run this shit
I'm just gonna have fun and be quick
I saw Leona jacking her horse cock dick
Heard Alexis was a psycho bitch
Prostitution made her rich
Serebii's fatass will NEVER be fit
[Serebii]
I own serebii.net
[Rman]
WELL SUCK MY DICK
9thbadge.net rapes that SHIT
Who next am I gonna have to diss
Duct tape jenni, watch her get raped
then laugh as we flame her like infernape
Leona keeps calling Isy a ****
Yeah, to make up for what she ain't got
Mandy got the opers by the balls
They call her big poppa like biggie smalls
We had a truce bitch, us and ya'll
Yo stupid ass had to ruin it all
and it ain't our fault
Mandy's the man started it all
You double played us you stupid slut
I hope that Erik_faggot rapes you in the butt

Oh shit oh shit oh shit the british are coming
My bad, that's just Swampy's ass recieving a thumping
Only a brit could speak so much stupid shit
it's fucked up, when two negroes gonna beat you at a game of wit
we can't forget that bitch josh who tries to flaunt
bitch made batman tape ass nigga screaming "DO NOT WANT"
I DO NOT WANT to fuck Jenni again, that 4 ft bitch
Is this the part where you kban me? OH shit
I know you know I know that my dick was up in her
fucked her retarded to the point where she can't even remember
Cause you know I know you know that she favors black dick
I know you DONT to accept that shit
You 4chan faggot, you need some originality
Atleast you could be the first to something homosexuality
it may be kinda hard for you to accept reality
but the fact you date online, and would be your fatality
 
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takbir10

Banned
This thread has been dead....

So why dont i pick it back up
im drinking 7up
i watched 2 girls and 1 cup
when you see i will say wassup
im as cute as a pup
and i can keep going for days while your on pornhub
 
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Skorge

The High Priest
When your freestyling you need slick bars in it. Meaning something that would take a person a second to understand.

I.E. Trying to drop the best lines we're racin'
But too bad I'm bourne to flow like Jason.
 
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