PorcelainVulpix
currently watching LOK
Title is self explanatory, I’ll start.
Misty: BUGS ARE ONE OF THE THREE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS IN THE WORLD!!
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
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Gary’s fan girls: I can’t believe Gary lost!
Misty: Why are you making such a big deal over one lost battle? If I cried every time Ash lost, I’d be water logged!
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Radio Host: Ash could you tell us a little about yourself?
Ash: Yes my name is Pallet Town and I’m from Ketchum!
Host: I think you have it a little backwards Ash..
Ash: No this is Ash and I’m Pikachu!
Professor Oak: Television couldn’t kill radio but maybe Ash will..
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Ash: So this is the way to Saffron City, huh Misty!? I knew we shouldn’t have listened to you. Now we’ll never get out of here!
Misty: As if! Your sense of direction is so bad you couldn’t find yourself in the mirror!
Ash: You crack mirrors!
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Ash: I’m going to find a Pokémon fosses before Gary even starts digging, that’ll show him who the real loser is!
Brock: I don’t feel right about digging up a Pokémon fossil especially after they’ve been resting in the earth for such a long time.
Misty: If they’ve been lying under the ground for thousands of years, maybe they’d like a little fresh air?
Ash: I think it’s your brain that needs fresh air.
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*Joe shows Ash, Misty, and Brock a picture of Giselle
Misty: It’s a girl??
Ash: Ooh, yeah you’re right about that!
Brock: She can violate my rights!
Misty: Hey! If she’s making your life so miserable why are you carrying around a picture of her??
Joe: I hate the way she treats us but I like the way she looks.
Ash: Yeah not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse.
That’s all I got for now, but as you can tell I love all of the Ash/Misty roast moments. I’ll Probably post more funny lines later.
Misty: BUGS ARE ONE OF THE THREE MOST DISGUSTING THINGS IN THE WORLD!!
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
———————-
Gary’s fan girls: I can’t believe Gary lost!
Misty: Why are you making such a big deal over one lost battle? If I cried every time Ash lost, I’d be water logged!
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Radio Host: Ash could you tell us a little about yourself?
Ash: Yes my name is Pallet Town and I’m from Ketchum!
Host: I think you have it a little backwards Ash..
Ash: No this is Ash and I’m Pikachu!
Professor Oak: Television couldn’t kill radio but maybe Ash will..
———————-
Ash: So this is the way to Saffron City, huh Misty!? I knew we shouldn’t have listened to you. Now we’ll never get out of here!
Misty: As if! Your sense of direction is so bad you couldn’t find yourself in the mirror!
Ash: You crack mirrors!
———————
Ash: I’m going to find a Pokémon fosses before Gary even starts digging, that’ll show him who the real loser is!
Brock: I don’t feel right about digging up a Pokémon fossil especially after they’ve been resting in the earth for such a long time.
Misty: If they’ve been lying under the ground for thousands of years, maybe they’d like a little fresh air?
Ash: I think it’s your brain that needs fresh air.
——————-
*Joe shows Ash, Misty, and Brock a picture of Giselle
Misty: It’s a girl??
Ash: Ooh, yeah you’re right about that!
Brock: She can violate my rights!
Misty: Hey! If she’s making your life so miserable why are you carrying around a picture of her??
Joe: I hate the way she treats us but I like the way she looks.
Ash: Yeah not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse.
That’s all I got for now, but as you can tell I love all of the Ash/Misty roast moments. I’ll Probably post more funny lines later.