"Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou."
lmao I remember that quote : o
"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting."
- Sue Sylvester
TOTAL LOVE <33333XD
"So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful."
TOTAL LOVE <33333
"I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts."
- Sue Sylvester <3
"As Madonna once said, I'm tough, I'm ambitious and if that makes me a *****, that's what I am. Pretty sure she stole that line from Sue Sylvester. No, really. I said it first."