Really? All I see here are a few people putting on quotes from only a few shows. You gotta expand your horizons.
Perhaps I should show you what I mean, with the improv genius of
Whose Line Is It Anyway? It's hard to just write down the quotes without context, so I'll include links to the games from which they came.
Coline Mochrie: It all started with a badly timed bald joke.
Newsflash
Ryan Stiles: Hi.
Colin Mochrie: Hi...
Ryan Stiles: How are you?
Colin Mochrie: I'm fine...
Ryan Stiles: We don't know what you're watching. So we're not going to tell you we're going to return you to it.
Colin Mochrie: We... we're watching animal porn! uh
[realizes what said and covers his face briefly. Buzz]
Colin Mochrie: Mary Had a Little Lamb in just a little sec...
Audience members: [Buzz. the audience members, Drew Wayne and Jeff start to laugh. Close up on Colin]
Colin Mochrie: I'm sorry, I apologize.
Ryan Stiles: [laughing continues] He's so happy about it! "We watching animal porn!"
Greatest Hits - Song of the Motorcycles
Colin Mochrie: This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
Excerpt from Weird Newscasters
Drew Carey: Hoedowns about magicians are really hard to do/ Hard to think of one verse, let alone even two/ Let me tell you somethin' that'll give you a little laugh/
[to Wayne]
Drew Carey: If you take my rhyme again I'm gonna saw your *** in half!
Hoedown - Magician
Ryan Stiles: Hey, Col.
Colin Mochrie: Yeah, Ry?
Ryan Stiles: Here's a little riddle for you.
Colin Mochrie: All right.
Ryan Stiles: What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?
Colin Mochrie: Oh, I guess... a... tern? An arctic tern?
Ryan Stiles: And what sound does an arctic tern make?
Colin Mochrie: [in a high pitched voice] Backstreet Boys?
Ryan Stiles: [laughing hysterically] No, Colin! That's wrong!
Colin Mochrie: Why don't you tell us what's right?
Ryan Stiles: I was thinking of an owl, that goes Hoo, Hoo! The Who is the next band on our CD set...
[cracks up again]
Greatest Hits - Songs of Westerns
It's even better when you consider that all of this was done off the top of the actors heads. I'll probably be back with more.