Funniest things you've ever seen/heard

[Orihime]

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I can't believe I'm saying this but...i agree, the earth is indeed bannana shaped.

 

[Andywoo]

Anything done by Monty Python.

Ah yes. those guys are genius'

 

[Hakajin]

One of them would have to be this thing I saw on America's Funniest Home Videos years ago: There was a pinata at this birthday party, and one little girl was sitting to the side, crying, saying "You broke his butt!" and "I love him!" and "This is the worst day of my life!" It was hilarious. But I've only seen that clip once.

Also, the Christmas episode of The Vicor of Dibley. The one with the bit about Steven Hawking. Oh, and the episode of Fawlty Towers where the guy dies in his room. That was classic.

 

[kochoupink]

Anything and everything from The Chaser.
Also, my cousin broke her buttbone once. We felt bad for her, but there was something so inherently funny in it. Everyone still pokes fun at family gatherings.

 

[ShurikenChimchar]

In 5th grade, I was in music class. We were on the perimeter of the room watching a movie. Our teacher was walking around the room, and this guy in my class has his legs out, right? So as the teacher walks around the room, she trips over the guy's legs and falls! It was hillarious!

 

[Chilling Blastoise]

Lol i don't really know there are alot of funny things that my friends do!

 

[Noheart]

My friends Elijah and Daivon arguing over the most retarded thing in the history of 6th grade.

Which is more absorbant, Huggies or Luvs?

I almost fell off the chair in middle of class I was rofling so hard
Also, anything off of South Park or Family Guy makes me lmfao.



Edit: ~*~Ranky to the Uppy~*~

 

[*~Aipom Star~*]

OMG It was so funny! I was with my parents coming back from a musical (boring) and it was dark. We were heading to our car and this fat drunk guy was stumbling along in the opposite direction, then he tripped and fell and skidded across the pavement/sidewalk! It doesn't sound that funny, you really had to be there to see how very funny it actually was!

Um... what else? Yeah! Some YouTube Poops like Mama Luigi and Sonic Sez! Man, they're hilarious!

 

[Luckster]

About a year ago my Dad was getting ready to wash his truck, but the water wasn't running. So my slow mom waddled to the back to turn on the water. My Dad started dinking around, getting bored very quick. Eventually he decided to be silly and looked into the hose. One second later the water's on full blast.

Leave it to my old man to pull off a cartoon cliche'.

 

[Fire_guy]

Well I have a friend.. And her cat died in its littlerbox.. Lol..

 

[Theneedleman]

this
always gives me a good laugh.

 

[Nidogod]

One day in highschool a fat girl in front of me fell down the stairs. She wasn't hurt and it was very situational. You'd have had to be there and know her.

Also I always giggle when I picture the image of a fat old man in a diaper dancing around a sprinkler. The only time I saw it done was on the Sprockets sketch on SNL.

 

[Luckster]

I still get this...

A few years back, I answered the door since someone was interested in buying my Dad's motorcycle. I was still in my cutie kitty jammies (7:00 A.M.)

First thing he asks is "Is your husband home?"

I answer no, honestly, and he leaves and I go back to bed.

Two hours later he's back and he asks the same question. I give him the same answer.

2 more hours later I'm dressed in my daytime clothes and he FINALLY asks "Is your father home?" and I answer honestly.

I don't look THAT old!!

And nowadays I get people asking me where my parents are...

I don't know if I should be offended or feel complimented in BOTH situations!!

 

[Inconspicuosaurus]

Yugioh the Abridged Series is the funniest thing in the history of the Universe, watch it now!

 

[Jazzy]

Tourettes guy. Yes its stupid. Yes its immature and yes, its probably fake. But it made me laugh more than anything else ive evere seen. Just type in tourettes guy (or however you spell tourettes) on you tube.

 

[Aggron95]

Also I always giggle when I picture the image of a fat old man in a diaper dancing around a sprinkler. The only time I saw it done was on the Sprockets sketch on SNL.

Thread won. That has got to be one of the best comedy sketches in history.

 

[Thadine]

Funniest executive transvestite ever: Eddie Izzard. XD He's a great comedian. Ever seen Across the Universe? He's the ringmaster.

http://www.eddieizzard.com

 

[Thadine]

Tourettes guy. Yes its stupid. Yes its immature and yes, its probably fake. But it made me laugh more than anything else ive evere seen. Just type in tourettes guy (or however you spell tourettes) on you tube.

I actually had a teacher (taught political science) who we think had tourettes. He would grumble to himself all the time, and say things like, "There's no sex in communism! Marx was sexually frustrated!"

My mother also has a friend whose son has tourettes. They were in the car at a traffic light, when the son rolls down the window and starts cussing out a hell's angel biker. XD

 

[PokemonHero]

My chemistry teacher had a saying to help us remember how hydroxide (OH) is written:

"Remember there are no HO's in chemistry."

First time she said this in class, one of the girls stood up and said, "Well I guess I'm outta here."

 

[Cartman Hates You]

The space-pope from Futurama.That name gets me every time I think of it...