Imagine I am having a flat expression on my face and talking like a little girl with bows in her hair
<Jasmine> PONIES
<Jasmine> You know about ponies?
<Jasmine> there can be brown ones
<Jasmine> black ones
<Jasmine> and white
<Jasmine> some are cute
<Jasmine> and some are fugly
<Jasmine> they have hooves!
<Jasmine> these small dirty gray hooves
<Jasmine> nuuuuu
<Jasmine> I want to paint my pony hooves pink
<Jasmine> to match my nails
<Jasmine> and like.. bring my pony to school.
<Jasmine> and like.. show.. off my nails and my pony's hooves
<Jasmine> and you know.. brag about it
<Jasmine> like omg my pony has pink hooves
<Jasmine> my pony pwns your pony's hooves
<Jasmine> and like..
<Jasmine> my pony's hair is braided up with pink bows
<Jasmine> yeah.
<Jasmine> my pony has kewl hooves and hair
<Jasmine> just like mine
<Jasmine> my hair has bows
<Jasmine> and nail is pink
<Jasmine> I totally go together with my pony
<Jasmine> i named my pony Mr. Kommies.
<Jasmine> the big one
<Jasmine> the alive one
<Jasmine> that goes "heigh."
<Jasmine> and like... leaves his buniness on the ground
<Jasmine> it's a hard work having a pony
<Jasmine> but like... it's worth it
<Jasmine> my pony has cool hooves and hair
<Jasmine> but i have the REAL my little pony
<Jasmine> but it's not as colorful as my little pony.
<Jasmine> the dye refused to stay on his fur
<Jasmine> so i'm sad
<Jasmine> but...
<Jasmine> it's like a life size fugly colored pony
<Jasmine> in.. real life
<Jasmine> with PINK hooves
<Jasmine> which is chipping off right now.
<Jasmine> i will paint it back on... someday
<Jasmine> when i find the time
<Jasmine> but right now
<Jasmine> my pony.. is cool
<Jasmine> hooves rocks.
<Jasmine> "my pony has pink hooves."
<Jasmine> like... those shoes horseys have
<Jasmine> but except they're small fat ponies.
<Jasmine> ponies can be cute. or fugly.
<Jasmine> but i perfer cute pony
<Jasmine> but they're hard to find
<Jasmine> and like...
<Jasmine> you know
<Jasmine> same thing with barbie
<Jasmine> her hair melted when i tried to flat iron it
<Jasmine> it smelled funny
<Jasmine> like.. burnt plastic
<Jasmine> but.. it was plastic
<Jasmine> and like..
<Jasmine> i tried to brush out her crumbled melted hair
<Jasmine> but... the brush yanked all of her hair off
<Jasmine> and like..
<Jasmine> my barbie is now bald
<Jasmine> and my barbie now is sad
<Jasmine> yeah
<Jasmine> but she's plastic
<Jasmine> so she cannot cry
<Jasmine> so like.. you know i had to draw tears on her face
<Jasmine> with blue pen
<Jasmine> but it all dripped off
<Jasmine> because you know
<Jasmine> she uses lots of beauty products
<Jasmine> and pen are dirty
<Jasmine> so.. like it slid off the plastic
<Jasmine> and like dripped on my carpet
<Jasmine> yeah
<Jasmine> my mommy was pretty mad
<Jasmine> she told me i couldn't have barbies, ponies, and pens anymore
<Jasmine> but i sometimes... sneak my pony in my room
<Jasmine> but i always get caught
<Jasmine> because like..
<Jasmine> my pony is too big
<Jasmine> and like i try to drag my pony thru the kitchen
<Jasmine> but my mom catches the pony
<Jasmine> it's the pony's fault for eating too much
<Jasmine> because.. mommy is mad
<Jasmine> that i do not take things seriously
<Jasmine> yes
<Jasmine> she said that.
<Jasmine> it is because my barbie is bald and my carpet is filled with melted hair and ink stains
<Jasmine> and... i have pink hooves shapes all over my carpet
<Jasmine> when i was trying to like.. paint my pony's hooves
<Jasmine> but mr. kommies kept walking around
<Jasmine> and like...
<Jasmine> he got pink hooves all over my carpet
<Jasmine> and one right there.,. on the wall
<Jasmine> near my bed
<Jasmine> right there
<Jasmine> and you know
<Jasmine> my mommy was mad
<Jasmine> and she said she will send me off to boarding school someday
<Jasmine> with no ponies named mr. kommies
<Jasmine> and barbie with long hair
<Jasmine> and like..
<Jasmine> i am only allowed to use pencils
<Jasmine> because like.. pen drips
<Jasmine> and i am bad with pen
<Jasmine> you know how i am.. in art
<Jasmine> i tried to like.. paint Mr. Kommie's nails
<Jasmine> but like i made a mess
<Jasmine> and you know how messes are with moms
<Jasmine> mom and mess do not go together
<Jasmine> do you ever see your mom with mess at the prom
<Jasmine> oh noes
<Jasmine> because.. messes in houses are bad
<Jasmine> :<
Yami and My plan to take over the world. When we were in control of the chat because joe was off the clan.
<Angelus> I R QUEN
* Jasmine I R SEX GODDESS
* Angelus claims the chat in most female womandom
* Jasmine claims the whole server in most female womandom
<Angelus> Joe's going to be like
<Angelus> O_O
<Jasmine> we're like gotta pwn Joe
<Jasmine> and make him a voice
<Jasmine> no no no devop him
<Jasmine> gline him
<Angelus> and
<Angelus> AND
<Jasmine> AND???
<Angelus> sic Seagulls on Joe
<Jasmine> make him wear that hat "damn them gulls"
<Angelus> and Joe will have to admit
<Angelus> Women > Him
<Jasmine> YAMI AND JAS > JOE
<Jasmine> we'll make him cry
<Jasmine> and drop to his knees
<Jasmine> and like give us the site and forums
<Angelus> we will become his ebil owners
<Angelus> and bring back the Arcade
<Angelus> and
<Angelus> AND
<Jasmine> create some womanly rules
<Angelus> and we will mock them
<Angelus> with Brin
<Angelus> IN HIS GIRLY PANTS
<Jasmine> :OOOOOOOOOOO
<Angelus> Brin and girl pants pwn
<Angelus> and then when they beg we will throw soap at them
<Angelus> because they have dirty minds
<Angelus> they are koffings
<Jasmine> xD and eyeliners
<Angelus> yes
<Jasmine> YES
<Angelus> to mask those dirty swastika's they painted on themselves
<Angelus> and make them get tattoos
<Angelus> that say: We have no lives
<Jasmine> and like sic teletubbies and sex and the city on them
<Angelus> No, sex and the city is too good
<Angelus> Teletubbies and the SMURFS
<Angelus> they don't like SMURFS
<Angelus> SMURFS PWN
<Angelus> and we will rule
<Angelus> and men will cower
<Angelus> and we'll make them our slaves
<Angelus> and bring Cay and PK into our order
<Angelus> and Myuu and Sandra
<Angelus> cause Sandra scares guys
<Angelus> guys are like
<Angelus> ;;
<Angelus> we shall avange Sandra and Myuu!
<Jasmine> yes!
<Angelus> and we have our own forest!
* Angelus grabs Jukain
<Sceptile> o.o
* Jasmine holds scep in air
<Angelus> Jukain is our forest slave. We shake him, forest appeares!
* Jasmine holds scep as a prisoner
<Angelus> and Beau and Brin shall be our leet oero men guards
<Angelus> reverse and regular
<Jasmine> SEXY guards
<Angelus> YES
<Jasmine> in thongs
<Angelus> in leather
<Angelus> nuu, not thongs
<Angelus> leather. More sexy
<Angelus> or tights
<Angelus> yes
<Angelus> tights
<Jasmine> leather thongs :O
<Angelus> and Shadow will be our adviser
<Angelus> for Shadow is smart
<Angelus> but not as smart as us :3
<Angelus> we shall rule the world
<Angelus> and the only wars will be with water balloons
<Angelus> and if they don't like it. We have pet wolves. They like to eat. >:3
<Jasmine> barb will be our attracting object to attract stupid boys in our village
<Jasmine> for us kill and eat
<Jasmine> or save if theyre sexy ;D
<Angelus> ew, no, not eat
<Barb> so im bait?
<Jasmine> and to breed
<Angelus> they might have stuff
<Angelus> like
<Angelus> noobness
<Angelus> and idiotness
<Jasmine> ew...
<Angelus> yess
<Angelus> we will feed them
<Jasmine> wouldn't want to eat that
<Angelus> our wolves won't be affected
<Jasmine> and like store them for breeding or slaves
<Jasmine> or entertainment ;D
<Angelus> YES
<Jasmine> YES!
<Angelus> and if they fail to entertain us
<Angelus> THEY SHALL BE FED
<Angelus> TO
<Angelus> my JAGUAR
<Angelus> yes, I get special kitty
* Angelus huggles special kitty
<Jasmine> i'll have a bobcat
<Jasmine> that only likes females
<Angelus> and then if they try to escape
<Angelus> we throw them into a pit
<Jasmine> she can bite a guys thing off if i'm not amused
<Angelus> with a snake
<Barb> hey can DG be bait with me plz?
<Jasmine> ... okay barb can have her personal slave
<Jasmine> they will... serve us
<Jasmine> we will have guys feed us grapes
<Angelus> and candy
<Angelus> and not call us fat
<Angelus> if they call us fat
<Jasmine> and make our milk bath
<Angelus> DEATH
<Angelus> oooh, milk bath
<Angelus> THEY will milk the cows
<Jasmine> and grow food
<Jasmine> and take care of the babies
<Angelus> and fawn over us
<Angelus> nuu, not take care of the babies ... just
<Angelus> take care of the babies messes :x
<Jasmine> must have a requirement of telling us we're sexy/hot/pretty/bestest thing ever created on earth
<Angelus> YES
<Angelus> YES!
<Jasmine> at least once a day
<Angelus> No
<Angelus> three times
<Jasmine> 5
<Barb> 100
<Angelus> and to hug us when we're depressed
<Jasmine> YES!
<Angelus> and go I love you
<Angelus> That's a must
<Jasmine> and not make jokes anour our time of our month
<Jasmine> only women are allowed that
<Angelus> or about their body parts.
<Angelus> Like trouser snake
<Angelus> if they say that
<Angelus> they lose it
<Angelus> :x
<Angelus> Then, after time, men will die out. For we will have created
<Angelus> MR PERFECT
<Jasmine> xD
<Barb> this is fun
<Angelus> and MR PERFECT > Man
<Jasmine> yes!
<Jasmine> no more men civilaztion
<Angelus> just womankind and the MR PERFECTS
<Jasmine> yes!
<Angelus> and the MR PERFECTS will love and cherish us
<Angelus> and like mushy stuff
<Jasmine> yes!!
<Angelus> and never grope
<Jasmine> and watch soap operas with us
<Jasmine> and have taste in clothes
<Angelus> yes, and make soap opera's that are more than about sex
<Angelus> And they won't faint when you go into labor
<Jasmine> make soap operas showing how women are the best thing
<Jasmine> and share the pain xD
<Jasmine> like harness in the pain too
<Jasmine> connected to a machine
<Angelus> Oooh, for that time of the month too
<Jasmine> where women can send half.. or more of her pain to the guy
<Jasmine> YES
<Angelus> Our world would rock
<Jasmine> yes.. ;_;
<Jasmine> we can make it happen
<Angelus> ... yes
<Jasmine> if we got all the women.
<Angelus> we could
<Jasmine> yeah
<Angelus> >
* Angelus grabs a whip and tazer
<Jasmine> god. we're amazons XD
