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Funny Chat Quotes Thread

Today we had a good conversation about fat and smelly people, then kat went into god tier.

13-14:44:56- (+JoshYEAH) >guy is a fat nerd
13-14:45:02- (+JoshYEAH) >fat nerd gets made fun of on random blog
13-14:45:10- (+JoshYEAH) >does a thing
13-14:45:24- (+JoshYEAH) >blogger says "yo i'm going to the same con as you so how about an interview and whatnot to set it straight?"
13-14:45:26- (+JoshYEAH) >this happens
13-14:45:31- (+JoshYEAH) "sounds more of like they're trying to lure me out to either jump me or, I dunno, try to make fun of me. I'm sorry, but I'm not one of those fat nerd kids you guys can pick on.
13-14:45:38- (+JoshYEAH) I'm one of those guys who'll pound your face in for talking trash about me. Yes, I do own a shit ton of plastic boobed figures, so what? What about it? Are you gonna try to come up with some cut on me with that?
13-14:45:42- (+JoshYEAH) Did you actually watch the video? Did you understand what I said? Do you know what I do, who I am and all that sh
it? No? Then STFU.
13-14:45:50- (+JoshYEAH) Go back to your little coffee shop and read your dumb little poetry to all the other emo kids.
13-14:45:55- (+JoshYEAH) No one's listening to you, and apparently, you're all listening to me, otherwise, why are you responding to this thinking I'm not gonna stand up for me and the other otaku on that show."
13-14:46:14- (+JoshYEAH) reminder: the guy who is now threatening violence over the internet is the man on the right of the photograph
13-14:46:15- (+JoshYEAH) http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xrlLNMZcNkU/TWe_Awo_ElI/AAAAAAAAAFk/KjaIYZgStUo/s1600/Ryan+Tumaliuan.png
-14:47:24- (%Aradia) ugh
-14:47:27- (%Aradia) its like
-14:47:29- (%Aradia) wow
-14:48:34- (%Aradia) man i dont know but it makes me embarrassed to enjoy anime with these people
-14:49:01- (&Ellie) do these people not realize that people in japan make fun of people like this
-14:49:05- (&Ellie) shit man
-14:49:26- (%Aradia) the ones that aren't exactly like them in japan yeah
-14:50:07- (&Ellie) thats true
13-14:50:13- (+JoshYEAH) -14:49:01- (&Ellie) do these people not realize that people the world over make fun of people like this
-14:50:26- (&Ellie) but i feel like theres less people that are THAT creepy in japan.. or maybe i just dont see them lol
-14:50:29- (&Ellie) yea true josh
-14:50:37- (&Ellie) i just think its funny bc theyre like in love w/ japan
-14:50:44- (&Ellie) when japan doesnt even want creepers like that
-14:50:45- (%Aradia) you dont see them because they never go outside
-14:50:47- (%Aradia) much like these dudes
-14:50:51- (&Ellie) omg
-14:50:54- (&Ellie) that reminds me
-14:51:01- (&Ellie) uyesterday i was downtown with my friend
13-14:51:03- (+JoshYEAH) HIKKIKOMORI
13-14:51:08- (+JoshYEAH) WELCOME TO THE NHK
-14:51:08- (&Ellie) and theres this new place downtown
-14:51:11- (&Ellie) and its like
-14:51:14- (&Ellie) all these computers
-14:51:18- (&Ellie) where people just sit and play
-14:51:27- (&Ellie) and almost everyone there was playing wow or some game like that
-14:51:41- (&Ellie) and they all looked like they prob got sunburnt from the sunlight coming in the windows
13-14:51:58- (+JoshYEAH) most sunlight they've ever been exposed to in the last 12 months
13-14:52:05- (+JoshYEAH) like a giant lobster pot
13-14:52:07- (+JoshYEAH) for humans
-14:52:14- (%Aradia) dude places like that make no sense
-14:52:18- (%Aradia) YES LETS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
-14:52:23- (%Aradia) to go sit on a computer
-14:52:27- (%Aradia) somewhere else
-14:52:36- (%Aradia) you probably had to pay to get in too
-14:53:48- (&Ellie) yeah
-14:53:51- (&Ellie) it was funny cuz like
-14:54:13- (&Ellie) i didnt know what it was and i saw they were putting in a new place and they put down an email and said to email job apps there
-14:54:23- (&Ellie) and i need a job really badly so i was considering doing it
-14:54:27- (&Ellie) but i forgot about it
-14:54:30- (&Ellie) and now its like
-14:54:43- (&Ellie) if i knew what it was and i got the job i think i would have died having to work there
-14:55:04- (%Aradia) you would have been hit on by sweaty pimply otaku's
-14:55:16- (&Ellie) ye
-14:55:16- (&Ellie) a
-14:55:17- (%Aradia) god forbid any of them found out you played pokemon ever in your life
-14:55:31- (&Ellie) i already get creeped on at gamestop
-14:55:32- (&Ellie) omg
-14:55:40- (&Ellie) if they found out i asked my parents for bw for a bday present
-14:55:42- (&Ellie) hahahaha
-14:56:14- (%Aradia) oh god
13-14:56:20- (+JoshYEAH) YEAH I PLAY POKEMON
13-14:56:21- (+JoshYEAH) every
13-14:56:22- (+JoshYEAH) single
13-14:56:23- (+JoshYEAH) one
13-14:56:24- (+JoshYEAH) staring
-14:56:56- (%Aradia) i'd just be like BITCHES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY FUTACHIMARU and watch all the nerds jizz on themselves
13-14:57:11- (+JoshYEAH) YO I PLAY POKEMON GUYS WHATUP BUY ME THINGS
13-14:57:17- (+JoshYEAH) every one then buys you gifts
-14:57:18- (&Ellie) LOL
13-14:57:20- (+JoshYEAH) outcompeting the other
13-14:57:25- (+JoshYEAH) until you have
13-14:57:28- (+JoshYEAH) everything you ever wanted
13-14:57:31- (+JoshYEAH) and then after this
-14:57:35- (&Ellie) thats true i could use it to my advantage
13-14:57:41- (+JoshYEAH) you stroll in with your new ~*super legit boyfriend*~
13-14:57:46- (+JoshYEAH) and they're all immediately on their blogs
13-14:57:54- (+JoshYEAH) posting about how some ginger girl BETRAYED THEIR TRUST
-14:57:54- (&Ellie) HEY GUYS CLEFAIRY IS MY FAVE POKEMON WHO WANTS TO BUY ME A PLUSH ^-^
-14:57:58- (&Ellie) hahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
-14:57:59- (&Ellie) omg
-14:58:03- (&Ellie) or how girls dont like nice guys
-14:58:07- (&Ellie) and my bf is a douche
13-14:58:15- (+JoshYEAH) and how her new boyfriend DID DRUGS ONCE I SHOULD TELL HER
-14:58:21- (&Ellie) how many ****ing times have i seen fat nerds say that on forums ugh
-14:58:25- (&Ellie) hahahahahahhahaa
-14:58:26- (&Ellie) omg
-14:58:32- (&Ellie) sppf relationship thread
-14:58:34- (&Ellie) right thurr
13-14:58:38- (+JoshYEAH) and how GIRLS ARE SO SHALLOW I MEAN I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OVER 200 LBS BUT WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST LIKE ME FOR ME I BOUGHT HER SO MUCH I SPENT HALF OF THIS YEARS SALARY ON HER
-14:58:50- (%Aradia) WOMEN NEVER CONSIDER THE *NICE UPSTANDING GUY* AS A RELATIONSHIP POTENTIAL
-14:58:57- (%Aradia) ALWAYS THE GIANT DOUCHEBAG
13-14:58:57- (+JoshYEAH) everyone wants THE BAD BOYS
-14:59:10- (%Aradia) I MEAN I ONLY STALKED HER AT GAMESTOP FROM THE FIRST TIME I MET HER
13-14:59:19- (+JoshYEAH) i wish i was an attractive girl so i could get fat people to buy me things
-14:59:19- (%Aradia) SHE SHOULD CONSIDER THAT FLATTERING
-14:59:22- (&Ellie) dude i actually gave the ugly nerd guy a chance once in hs
-14:59:24- (&Ellie) because i felt bad
-14:59:36- (&Ellie) and then i dumped him because it was so awkward and i couldnt deal with i
-14:59:37- (&Ellie) t
13-14:59:45- (+JoshYEAH) i bet
13-14:59:50- (+JoshYEAH) when you agreed to go out with him
13-15:00:07- (+JoshYEAH) he fucking SPRINTED home as fast as his little chubby legs could carry him (so kind of like a mild jog i guess)
13-15:00:16- (+JoshYEAH) went straight to his livejournal or xanga or whatever the christ
-15:00:23- (%Aradia) its true though i dated nothing but huge douchebags up until now
-15:00:25- (%Aradia) well
-15:00:27- (%Aradia) thats a lie
13-15:00:27- (+JoshYEAH) and wrote a huge update about how SHE SAID YES I'M GOING TO MARRY HER ONE DAY
-15:00:28- (&Ellie) LOL
-15:00:33- (&Ellie) its quite possible
-15:00:36- (&Ellie) he had me on fb
-15:00:40- (&Ellie) and when we were dating or w/e
-15:00:40- (%Aradia) my boyfriend is a huge fucking asshole now but
13-15:00:44- (+JoshYEAH) and then two days alter when you dump him
-15:00:49- (&Ellie) he liked literally everything i ever put up on fb
-15:00:52- (&Ellie) it was so creepy
-15:01:00- (%Aradia) not the kind that doesnt shower so he's good
13-15:01:07- (+JoshYEAH) SHE BROKE MY HEART INTO PIECES WHY DONT GIRLS JUST LIKE ME FOR ME WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG i mean i know it was only two days BUT I WAS THE BEST BOYFRIEND SHE'LL EVER HAVE IN HER LIFE
-15:01:07- (&Ellie) LOL
-15:01:19- (&Ellie) hahahahahahahhaa
-15:01:21- (%Aradia) oh god
-15:01:31- (%Aradia) i hate when guys do that
-15:01:38- (%Aradia) that guy i dated that doesnt shower
-15:01:39- (%Aradia) like
13-15:01:47- (+JoshYEAH) the whole YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING IF YOU LEAVE ME
-15:01:49- (&Ellie) i dont know what he ever said about me because i literally havent talked to him since then
-15:01:59- (&Ellie) he just stopped talking to me and i was cool with that
-15:02:02- (%Aradia) after we broke up we had an argument because we hated each other
13-15:02:05- (+JoshYEAH) yeah one of my exes did that and i was like "lol the only thing i'll be missing is your dvd collection get out"
-15:02:07- (%Aradia) and he was like
-15:02:14- (%Aradia) WHATEVER BITCH IM THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU
-15:02:21- (%Aradia) and like i was furious so i just blasted him
13-15:02:25- (+JoshYEAH) ...
13-15:02:27- (+JoshYEAH) you shot him?
-15:02:27- (%Aradia) GOOD THINGS FUCKING SHOWER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
13-15:02:36- (+JoshYEAH) damn
13-15:02:39- (+JoshYEAH) kat that's
-15:02:41- (&Ellie) ROFL
13-15:02:43- (+JoshYEAH) a bit over the top :S
-15:02:44- (&Ellie) omg i love you
13-15:03:01- (+JoshYEAH) oh god dammit my imagination
-15:03:16- (%Aradia) after that he didnt talk to me for a while because i embarrassed the **** out of him in front of everyone
13-15:03:16- (+JoshYEAH) just had picture in my mind of this smelly dude arguing with kat
13-15:03:27- (+JoshYEAH) and then kat pulls out a fucking RPG and blasts him in the face
-15:03:32- (%Aradia) it was me and my friends and him and his friends passing by in the park
-15:03:34- (%Aradia) hahahaha
13-15:03:35- (+JoshYEAH) walks away and just mutters under her breath "shower more"
-15:03:54- (%Aradia) and like i said that loud in front of everyone
13-15:03:58- (+JoshYEAH) and he's like just IMPALED against the wall and i guess his intestines are blasted into a shower
-15:04:07- (%Aradia) and i had his best ****ing friend crying laughing
13-15:04:08- (+JoshYEAH) ichi that owns
13-15:04:09- (+JoshYEAH) you own
13-15:04:17- (+JoshYEAH) if i could i'd give you a legit high five rn
-15:04:30- (&Ellie) hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
-15:04:32- (%Aradia) i guess but he just got on my nerves
-15:04:34- (&Ellie) you are the best
13-15:04:46- (+JoshYEAH) i like how
13-15:04:52- (+JoshYEAH) a conversation about fat japanophiles
13-15:04:58- (+JoshYEAH) turned into ichi being fucking awesome
13-15:05:00- (+JoshYEAH) funny, that.
-15:05:08- (&Ellie) the onyl thing that i didnt like about breaking up w/ the guy i dated was that we had a lot of friends in common.. but they didnt really care haha
-15:05:10- (&Ellie) rofl ikr
-15:05:18- (%Aradia) i have experience with unappealing people unfortunately
 

Maiq

My anaconda don't
<Maiq> topic change:
<SPPGuest1882> i can haz
<Shonuff> i do
<Machop_Fan> fail
<Popeye> go there
<Maiq> umm boobs
<Machop_Fan> ew no
 

THRILLHO

nothin' at all
(01:19:11) <%darkgamerGS> [23:17:53] × @Ness goes to #SPP-wifi looking for a boyfriend, brb
(01:19:13) <%darkgamerGS> ^sup

._.
 

No. 1 Machop Fan

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(Machop_Fan) ishnu-dal-dieb
(SPPGuest7246) kangaskan does way more damage with return
(Machop_Fan) ^
%(moot) Machop_Fan
%(moot) war
%(moot) wat
(Machop_Fan) lol
+(Butterfly|KHReCoded) war
(Machop_Fan) craft
* moot has kicked Butterfly|KHReCoded out of #spp. (war)
(TheGamingGuy) fixed mine by deleting "fallout3.exe.cfg" in the "\steam\steamapps\common\fallout3" directory. I found a fix if anyone wants to know, my screen resolution was set to the wrong one, so i changed it and it worked. some things I found Ram
(tenchi) dragon dancing for an audino...
(tenchi) :[
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Never seen anything like THAT before!!
 

Magiclapras

Dragon Goddess Flyder
[18:22] <Noran> Fennel > Skyla >Elesa
[18:22] <Raziel> skyla does enjoy showing...skin...
[18:22] <Raziel> then again
[18:22] <Dragraika> Now Fennel is cute.
[18:22] <Raziel> lol
[18:22] <excy> Juniper and Fennel went to college together
[18:22] <El> I wonder what Skyla and Cedric were doing on that plane....
[18:22] <Noran> lol i am in love with Fennel
[18:22] <Raziel> but juniper looks older than fennel.
[18:22] <excy> draw your own conclusions
[18:23] <Raziel> what the <censored>?
[18:23] <Raziel> lol
[18:23] <Dragraika> Oh good god excy
[18:23] <Dragraika> That's disturbing
[18:23] <excy> it's in the game
[18:23] <Dragraika> and hot
 

THRILLHO

nothin' at all
(12:00:02) <WiFiGuest7765> wow you can cuss can you stick your hand in your pants and fart while you watch tv poser?
 

ellie

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ZeroKyurem

Final Smash User
I don't go to the chat here, but I do go to another place...

[21:28]Person 1: What in tarnation
[21:29]Person 1: What is tarnation?
[21:29]Person 2: Tar Nation.
[21:29]Person 3: ._.
 

No. 1 Machop Fan

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(Reaver) attack with massive boner!
(Reaver) ....
(Reaver) bone*
(Reaver) wtf
 
[11:33:05] Broski: hey guys
[11:33:56] Broski: when's serebii gonna put global link back up
 

No. 1 Machop Fan

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(super_piplup) when can i get the DW Eeveelution
(Machop_Fan) no-one knows yet
(super_piplup) ok so weres no-one

%(moot) god damn col,.d here
~(Serebii) it's <censored> today
@(Dragonite) I haven't looked outside today
~(Serebii) it's grey
@(Dragonite) I can just see sun
~(Serebii) must be a Ninetales in the area
~ * Serebii shot
@(Dragonite) get out
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Flame Mistress

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<Flame Mistress> Ok F*** I'm ready!
<Flame Mistress> ...crap
<Flame Mistress> I meant Duck! I'm serious!
<Ducksgomooful> ... you are so dead Flame.

From another forum, but oh well. And I did the full swear word. :|
 

No. 1 Machop Fan

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+(pokemew) I do a crap
(linkin-park) lol
(Machop_Fan) ew
+(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
%(moot) ..
+(pokemew) uhhh
+(pokemew) *GIVE
% * moot sets new quiot
+(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
%(moot) quit
(Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time! :p
+(pokemew) siiigh


I love being in the right place at the right time! :p
 
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There was a group talking about Final fantasy

[17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.
 

Tekirai

heapz cool persin
+(pokemew) I do a crap
(linkin-park) lol
(Machop_Fan) ew
+(pokemew) but it's just SO hard
%(moot) ..
+(pokemew) uhhh
+(pokemew) *GIVE
% * moot sets new quiot
+(pokemew) guys, I give craps ;_;
%(moot) quit
(Machop_Fan) Funny Chat Quotes Thread time! :p
+(pokemew) siiigh

There was a group talking about Final fantasy

[17:42] <Thunderkitty-saphire-> Thunderkitty's internal battery has run dry.
etc


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