Kelceon is so annoying. I had a really bad experience. I was in a dungeon, I think it was somewhere deep in buried relic, and there was a kelceon shop.
I was starving, and needed a gummi or apple. So, just my luck, I'm skint, and kelceon has no food except 1 gummi, which he is trying to charge me about 1500 poke for. So I took all his stuff, and scoffed the gummi, while still on his carpet. I had been hoping for an escape or warp orb to escape, but just my luck he's all out.
Anyway, I nicked the goods and made a run for it. Got to the stairs after sacrificing my new recruit, and Eek, eek, kecleon is waiting there. I went back the only way I could. Eeek, eek, Kecleon sandwich.
They killed me. How does he clone himself like that?
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