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Funny Pokemon related jokes

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Mudkipchan

Just needs a guitar.
Swap jokes around, can be anything Pokemon related.

Note: If there are any jokes involving Smoochum and/or Jynx, PLEASE NO racism jokes.

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My jokes:

A male Ghastly and a female Shuppet have recently became a couple. Ghastly wanted to sing a love song to Shuppet. What did he sang?
The song that goes "I'm going to put a spell on you. Because your mine~
(Get it? Ghost pokemon's form of the move Curse puts a spell on it's oppent.)

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An Oddish and and a Politoad climbed up the top of a grassy field with their sled to go sleding in the middle of July. Trying to do that ended up making them fall off of the sled and rolling down the hill. When they reach the bottom, Politoad started talking.

Politoad: Aw no, I got grass-stains all over me.
Oddish: Aw don't worry, it'll match with your skin.
(Not very funny.)

Tell me your Poke jokes.
 
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wcgold

Well-Known Member
How do you get Pikachu to get on a bus? You Pokémon (poke him on)!

Why should the door be closed while you're changing clothes? Someone might Pikachu (peek at you)!
 
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Ludicolo von Nosepass

Do a Barrel roll!
There was one Mr. Mime one Exploud and one Nidoking that all was in love with a jynx the jynx said!
Jynx: To show you love jump down this cliff! First Nidoking jumped down and was taken to the pokémon center with injuries the Exploud also was then it was Mr. Mime´s turn and he sayed!
Mr. Mime: Ladies first! And kicked jynx down the cliff!
 
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Char1016

Pokemon Communist
Ludicolo von Nosepass said:
There was one Mr. Mime one Exploud and one Nidoking that all was in love with a jynx the jynx said!
Jynx: To show you love jump down this cliff! First Nidoking jumped down and was taken to the pokémon center with injuries the Exploud also was then it was Mr. Mime´s turn and he sayed!
Mr. Mime: Ladies first! And kicked jynx down the cliff!
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Lol, this seems pretty funny, but Nidoking should have been in place of Mr.Mime because I like it most :D.
 
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Blazeing man

Guest
Why did the Pokemon go to the doctor? Its Bulbasaur!(bulb was sore)
Old and unfunny.
 
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Smile Guy

Keep Smiling...
wcgold said:
How do you get Pikachu to get on a bus? You Pokémon (poke him on)!
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Argh! You got there before me! I really wanted to say that one! My sister taught me it, years ago.
 
Atari

Atari

Did it on 'em
XxGreivousxX said:
A ditto jumped off a cliff and died. Now thats a real pokemon joke. Made by me.
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That has got to be the absolute best joke I've heard in my life! Anything that relates Ditto and death is fantastic! (I'm a proud supporter of the KDP!) :D:p
 
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~*Myuu the Ryuu*~

The epitome of grace
okay, so a mr. mime, a manene, and an alakazam walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says to the manene, "Sorry, we don't serve minors" because manene's a BABY pokemon!

a regirock walks into a bar, and says "ouch"

i know, lame -_-
 
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Shiny Heracross

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This is more of a puzzle than a joke...

There are two Alakazams competing for a Jynx to marry. They are place in a big room; the Alakzams are together on one side, separated by a large carpet from the Jynx on the other side. A Meowth is telling the Alakazams the rules: In order to win the Jynx, they must be first to touch the Jynx without touching, going around, or going over the carpet. They can only use their minds, but no psychic powers. How will they do that?





Answer:
[SPOIL]One of the Alakazams simply asks the Jynx to walk over to him and touch him.[/SPOIL]
 
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Metal Force

o^_^o PWNZOME
why does an onix want water?
because he wants to shower ;P

why did everyone thinks that this pokemon trainer is colour blind?
because he saw many shinies & have told people he saw pokemon with different colours so.....everyone started to think that he's a colour blind

^^ not so funny, but that's what all i got know, if i think of more i'll post'em
 
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Caterpie Master

Oh My! Noodlesoup!
What pokemon is food?
Balbasauce!
not really a funny one;)
(If anyone knows a joke with Caterpie, please PM me)
 
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Ludicolo von Nosepass

Do a Barrel roll!
What is Donphans favorit music? Answer: Rock ´n roll!
It were 3 Delibirds that flyed and would throw out one thing from there! The first one threw a present with a apple in it, The number two of them throwd one present with a banana in, And the last throwed a present with a bomb in! Later when the all had come down a little Bonsly come crying and the delibirds asked why it answered
-I got an apple in my head!! The first delibird apologised! Then a little Pichu came crying and the delibirds asked why
-I got a banana in my head! The second Delibird apologised! Then a happy, laughing Manen came and the delibirds asked why
-i´ve always hated my trainer and suddenly when i burped he explouded!
Was it funny?
 
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Evanji Axu

Guest
Ludicolo von Nosepass said:
What is Donphans favorit music? Answer: Rock ´n roll!
It were 3 Delibirds that flyed and would throw out one thing from there! The first one threw a present with a apple in it, The number two of them throwd one present with a banana in, And the last throwed a present with a bomb in! Later when the all had come down a little Bonsly come crying and the delibirds asked why it answered
-I got an apple in my head!! The first delibird apologised! Then a little Pichu came crying and the delibirds asked why
-I got a banana in my head! The second Delibird apologised! Then a happy, laughing Manen came and the delibirds asked why
-i´ve always hated my trainer and suddenly when i burped he explouded!
Was it funny?
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Hah, that's a variation of the "I farted and my house blew up" joke right?

Here's a good one:

A Typhlosion and several Charizard are hanging off a rope above a chasm with voracious Sharpedo at the bottom. The rope suddenly starts to break. They realize that if someone doesn't let go soon, thwy'll all die. The Typhlosion, taking a deep breath, says "Okay, I'll be the one to drop from the rope."
The Charizard, awed at her self-sacrifice, all clapped.
 
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