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Funny quotes you've heard in video games.

Anzua2

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"Find the Computer room!"

There, I said it.
 
Kefka has zillions of great quotes. Like this one:
"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!"

"This village has too much boring and not enough BURNING"
Kefka. VI advance.
 

Anzua2

Well-Known Member
Kefka says new things in adv? I really need to get that game. =O

I second the "I need to buy this for Kefka." I now see why everyone likes him so much.
 

Puffs

...NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers."

Seifer, Kingdom Hearts II
 

Anzua2

Well-Known Member
"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers."

Seifer, Kingdom Hearts II

No, that wasn't funny.

It was a horrible attempt at being funny.

Which was so bad it was funny.
 

General Blaze

Not the face!
Plenty. In Halo 2, Sarge is always the best way to get a laugh or two.
"For a brick, he flew pretty good!" Lol I cracked up when I first heard that.

Then in Marvel Ulitamite Alliance, Spider-Man's witty banter had me in stitchs.
Wolverine: (Laughs like a maniac will battling some bad guys)
Spiderman: That dude scares me.
That was funny.
 

Zora

perpetually tired
"Ahem. There's SAND in my boots."

-Kefka

That line is SOOO funny.

Oh, and of course:

"You Spoony Bard"

"All your base are belond to us."


Oh ya, funniest lines ever (FFVA):

I forget what Exdeath says first, but...

"What do you think I have been doing for the last 4,000 years? Chewing on pizza?"
-That turtle person

"Too bad you won't find such tasty morsels in the afterlife."

Something like that.

Oh, and 90% of the things Jade says in TotA.
 
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Anzua2

Well-Known Member
Anything that is said by Paper Bowser.
 

mewfanforlife

Well-Known Member
Knoll:Um... Excuse me? Would you mind not stalking me like that?
Lute: You noticed huh?
Knoll:What did you expect? You've been at my back for days! (FE8)
 

Cor

um, and stuff
Not exactly proggramed but my friends Battle Pass.

Lazer PWNED
Time to Lazer!

It kept going on like that. I won 6-0 cause of Lucario. His team BTW, Rayquaza, Kyogre, Groudon, Mewtwo, Kyoge and Bidoof.
 

Token

Well-Known Member
Halo and halo 2 both have this one: I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.
 

Honsy

Screaming Narwhal
I thought of one that is way better than the Cid one i posted.
(once again from Final Fantasy. Of course 6)

Kefka: "Son of a SUBMARINER!"
(^Who else?)
 

Altimet X

Member
From Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir:

Riza: Well,Ed without his alchemy he's just...
Havoc: a Foul-mouthed brat-
Hughes: a Shrimp-
Mustang: Useless,Positively useless-
Al: Your on your own,Ed
Useless,bratty Shrimp (Ed): STOP PICKING ON ME!
 

eonmaster_457

Well-Known Member
Another one from Spidey...
"I'll be sure to tell the police that you are missing.
Get it? Missing?"
-Spiderman 3, to the bad guys.
 

MassivePanda

Goofy time?
"Saddler, you're small time. " - Leon, Resident Evil 4.

I don't know why that made me chuckle. Leon is a comedian.
 
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