Funny quotes

[Deleted member 384931]

I love quotes. Some are inspirational, some are just silly, some are touching. Post your funny/inspiratual/sad quotes from your fave pokemon characters.

-"Me give up? No way!” (Satoshi)

-" Do you always need a reason to help somebody?" ( Satoshi- Mewtwo returns)

" You gotta keep smiling, no matter how tough things are gettting" (Satoshi)

-"Ta-da!" (Serena)

-"You see, sometimes friends have to go away, but a part of them stays behind with you.” – Satoshi

"- A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same.” – Brock

-"Everyone takes a wrong turn, once in a while" (Satoshi)

-"Even if we dont understand each other, there is no reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought" . (Alder)

 

[Ryu Taylor]

"You mean there's a new kind of Pokemon called 'Therapy'?" -Ash

 

[Sham]

The filler episode of Beheeym hypnotizing everyone and Ash, Jessie and James questioning where they weren’t effected only for them to say “idiots are hard to hypnotize” or something like that

 

[TomRC121991]

I understand. I suppose everyone has one person in the world they wish can abandon island or thrown down the Raticate hole. Cassidy for instant!-Jessie
Cassidy?!-James & Meowth
Oh! She’s the one I turn to peices if I half a chance!-Jessie

 

[Applecorp]

"I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan" - Brock

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Jessie: Those were genuine copies of designer fakes!

Jessie: And then Moltres used its Sky Attack.
James (Whispering): But Jessie! I don’t even know what a Sky Attack looks like!
Jessie (Whispering): Just do anything!
James (As he picks up Meowth and hurls him high into the air screaming): Sky Attack!

 

[pacman000]

From the 3rd episode, going by memory:

Ash: You can't use two Pokémon! That's cheating!

James: Of course. We're the bad guys.

 

[SerenaRulez]

I forget which episode it was from but there was a conversation that went like this in an old Kanto episode;

Brock: That girl's more beautiful than any flower I've ever seen
Ash: What are you talking about Brock? I don't see any beautiful girls
Misty: Just turn around
Ash: Misty please. Only one of us can hallucinate at a time

I miss when Ash used to crack jokes or witty remarks

 

[Spider-Phoenix]

From the 3rd episode, going by memory:

Ash: You can't use two Pokémon! That's cheating!

James: Of course. We're the bad guys.

And that's one that certainly didn't age well considering tag battles would end up being a thing by Gen 3

 

[Observer]

Ash: Wow she's pretty

Brock: She can violate my rights anytime.

Season 1 Episode 9 The only time Ash wasn't dense and Brock was attracted to a girl younger than him.

 

[pacman000]

Ash: But this isn't a forest; it's an open field!

Dexter: It also goes into fields to steal from stupid travelers.

Ash: Does that mean...?

 

[Red and Blue]

Meowth complaining about today's kids not knowing what payphones were was pretty funny.

 

[Spider-Phoenix]

That was a great gag and I related to it in a spiritual level since I did use some of those things when I was a child lol

 

[Observer]

Sabrina's Dad: HOW COULD SOMEONE BE THIS DENSE?!

Bonnie: Ash can be so dense sometimes.

Clemont: What are you talking about?

Bonnie: Of course you're the same.

 

[TheCrazyMaster]

May: Jirachi get rid of the problem!

Jirachi: Get rid... of problem? Okay!

*poof*

 

[CMButch]

Casey:Oh yeah and what about all great hitters that are on Electabuzz?
Ash: Those guys aren't hitters, I have seen better swings on playground.

Todd: This camera is my life.
Ash: Get yourself a new life.

Misty: Hey! If she's making your life so miserable how come you're carrying a picture of her around?
Joe:I hate the way she treats us but I like the way she looks.
Ash: Yeah, not like some other girls who treat you bad and look even worse.

Ash: What are you talking about Brock? I don't see any beautiful girl.
Misty: Just turn around.
Ash:Misty please! Only one of us can hallucinate at the time.

 

[PorcelainVulpix]

Ash: I get the feeling that Whitney doesn’t always know where she’s going.
Misty: She may be going to the hospital.

Misty, after shopping: Luckily, I just had to pick up a few things.
Ash: If you picked them up, how come we have to carry them?

Ash: I don’t like to say I’m great, but that’s what people tell me!
Misty: These people must not know him too well.

Brock: We should have known better than to ask your opinion!
Misty: You know what your problem is!
Brock and Misty: YOU HAVE NO TASTE!
Ash: Well maybe I don’t, but neither does this water!

Misty: But Ash, this is a blizzard! I can’t even see my hand in front of my face!
Ash: Forget about your hand! Just use your feet!
Misty: Maybe I should use my fist.

Ash: Look at the gyarados Misty!
Misty: Do I have to?

Whitney: I know how to make a boo boo feel better.
*Whitney kisses Pikachu’s head and then Brock purposely hurts his own head
Brock: I bet one of those treatments would work wonders for me!
Misty: Open your ears, Brock. She kisses boo boos not bozo’s.

These are just a few, but Johto had some great quotes!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Jessie (As Delibird uses Blizzard): It’s using Blizzard!
James: How can you tell?
Jessie: Maybe because we’re in one?!

 

[SerGoldenhandtheJust]

Say whatever you will of 4kids but goddam they had the best dialouges

 

[Applecorp]

Say whatever you will of 4kids but goddam they had the best dialouges

Yeah much better than the newer dialogue from TPCi which is mostly word puns and not any actual funny jokes.