Funny Things To see on the show! V.2

[Space Skitty]

Continuing!

~Back at the birds' place~
Me: Hungry... Need food...
Ash: That was my line! I said that on the 1st Pokemon movie!
Me: O_O;; Whatever... Bird... roasted bird... (Stares at the birds)
Brock: ... Don't you guys have anything to do here?
Birds: No.
May: What about food?
Me: Yeah! There's some bird, er, I mean! There's some food in the fridge! Brock could cook us something!
Brock: Okay!
Moltres: One problem... All of the food is ten years old... Including the sodas...
May/Max: O_O (Vomit in a corner)
Zapdos: I know! I'll go shopping! Back soon! (Flies away)
(A few minutes later)
Zapdos: Ta-DA! Its wonderful! Guess it!
Mudkip: Hmm... Pokemon food?
Zapdos: No...
Meganium: Miracle Grow! Right?
Max: I could use some....
Zapdos: No! Come on! Someone must know!
Ash: Burgers!?
Brock: Rice balls!?
(Zapdos shakes its head 'no')
Me: ME WANT BIRDYCOMB! (Starts biting Zapdos)
Everyone: O_O;;;
Zapdos: OW! GET IT OFF!
Mudkip: Skitty, let the bird live!
Ash: ... Brock?
Brock: I know... I'll go prepare some rotten food... (Walks away)
Zapdos: OW! I GOT SOME WORMS!
Everyone: O_O;;;

Next person can continue!

 

[LilMayfan]

Machamp:I'am The only Pokemon that can get food!I'am going to Mcdolnals!
*At Mcdolnals*
Machamp:I would like 6 Burgurs,6 Fries,and 6 Sodas!
*At home*
Machamp:I got the Food!
Zapdos:About time...

Note:When we do the Pinky ones,Put Zapdos,Articuno,Moltres,and the Rest of them in there.

 

[Ridley-X4]

Ridley-X4: I think It's time for bed. It's 8:30PM.

Zapdos: How do you know that? We never even included time in the story!

May: Ridley-X4's got a point. *Yawns*

Butterfree: I'll be on Serebii.net forums again.

*Everyone checks into a hotel*

While Butterfee goes on Serebii.net forums, everyone sleeps.

May: ZzZzZZz.....*Wakes up* Huh? Who's there?

*May goes into the hallway*

May: I'm scared. Maybe I'd feel better if I slept in Ridley-X4's room.

*May goes in Ridley-X4's room to sleep with him*

Zapdos' dream: He's good against Rocktypes (Electric and flying are bad aganist Rock)

Moltres' dream: He can Surf.

Articuno's dream: He's hanging out with a Regice.

Meanwhile, Sam, Clover, and Alex (From Totally Spies) are looking for their room, after a long day of crime-fighting.

Clover: I'm tired!

Alex: Me too!

Sam: Wait. Did you hear something?

Clover: Yeah....I think It came from the computer room.

Alex: Shall we investigate?

Sam: Let's check it out.

In the computer room...

Butterfree: Let's see now......aha! Here it is! The "The Tree Sap fanclub"!

Sam: Move slowly...slowly....

*Butterfree looks behind himself"

Butterfree, Sam, Clover, and Alex: AHHHHH!

Sam: Who are you?!?!?

Butterfree: The Name's Free. Butterfree.

*Sam, Clover and Alex introduce themselves*

Butterfree: I think you'd really like this guy who's a friend of mine. His name is Ridley-X4.

Sam, CLover, and Alex: Really?!? *Hearts in eyes*

*Butterfree tells Sam Ridley-X4's room number*

And then the 3 spies ran off to Ridley-X4's room before you could say LilMayfan. What will happen tomorrow?

 

[LilMayfan]

Actlly,That's off topic.We where finding something to eat.

 

[Ridley-X4]

Why do I keep getting off topic?!?!?

Machamp: *Spits out food* Phewey! This food tastes terrible!

Zapdos: Yeah, it tastes really bad. Now what will we eat?

Ridley-X4: I got sushi from the store down the street for you, May.

May: Thanks, Ridley-X4.

Zapdos: What about me?!??

Ridley-X4: I got you batteries. Double A's.

Zapdos: YAY! Double A batteries are my favorite!

Moltres:

Ridley-X4: I got you some leftover lava from when Groudon attacked Team Magma's base.

Moltres: Yay!

Articuno: Aren't you forgetting me?!?!?

Ridley-X4: I got you.....frozen Ice!

Articuno: Yay!

Ridley-X4: Space Skitty, I got you catnip! (Skitty IS like a cat, isn't it?)

Space Skitty: Yay!

LilMayfan: Why does everyone hate the burgers? Oh well, more for me!

I sure hope I was on topic this time...

 

[Space Skitty]

Continuing from LilMayFan!

Ash: Hmm! This burger tastes great!
Machamp: I am the best! Right!?
(Pinky vooms by)
Everyone: O_O;;
Max: That scary little creep... Oh well... (Swallows burger in one bite) Tastey!
May: Max, you are a pig!
Max: So? (Starts eating his fries)
Porygon: I... I can't hold my food!
May: I'll help you! (Holds food for Porygon)
Porygon: Thanks, May!
Moltres: My food is always hot, but so are my drinks! Blasted fire...
Articuno: My food is always cold! So are my drinks!
Brock: But my food tastes better! Right, guys?
Ash/May/Max: No...
Mudkip: I'm doing refills! Any one want some water?
Meganium: Me! Me! (Mudkip fills Meganium's cup) Thanks!
Me: I still think turkey or chicken woulda tasted better...

To be continued!

 

[LilMayfan]

Butterfree:I'am looking At T.v.
Zapdos:I donno what to do.
*Suddely A Blue Figure Speeds by*
May:What was that?
Articuno:I donno?

Who is the blue figure?Answers from Skit!

 

[Space Skitty]

Continuing with the answer for LilMayFan's question!

Me: Is it catnip?
Meganium: Is it solar energy?
Ash: Is it a new Pokemon!?
May: Is it Max's brain?
Max: HEY!
Brock: Is it a pretty girl!? (Goes heart eyed)
Articuno: Is it a glacier?
Moltres: Is it an object from space?
Zapdos: Is it an electric orb?
Butterfree: Is it sap?
Porygon: What IS it!?
Mudkip: You guys... Its nothing but a little blue toy ball!
Everyone: O_O Oh!
Mudkip: I wonder where it came from...
Articuno: Who cares! Let's play catch!
Zapdos: One prob... Birds don't have hands!
Articuno: But we have talons!
Max: I'll go first! Catch, May! (Throws it to May)
May: Got it! Catch Porygon! (Throws it to Porygon)
Porygon: Wait! I have no-! (The ball hits Porygon's head) Hands... Owchies...
May: Opps! I'm sorry, Porygon!

What will happen next? LilMayFan knows!

 

[LilMayfan]

The answer!

*The blue Figure Runs at Hyper speed*
Articuno:I know one thing that runs that fast....
Moltres:A blue hedgehog!!!!!
Zapdos:Is it?
Ash:How could something run fast as that?

Who is the blue figre?Skitty knows!

 

[L100Meganium]

Oops! I know it's Sonic NOW, but I didn't when I wrote this...

Or from the Meganium! XD

*Blue Figure speeds past again*
Zapdos: RAINBOW DASH?!
Moltres: I don't think so. I think....
Articuno: It might be....
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S LATIOS!!!
Latios: Whoopie. Hey, can I be in the story?
Skitty: SURE!!
Mudkip: But, Skitty, it's getting hard to remember everyone.
Skitty: Oh yeah.....well, you can be a guest star!
Latios:Eh, good enough. Can my little sister be a guest star, too?
Me: Yeah, I guess...
Latias: Cool! Thank you!!
Birds: Ehhh...no problem.
Butterfree: Welcome!
Ash, Brock, May, Max: HEY, WE KNOW YOU!!!
Ash: Hey, wouldn't that mean that Latias is your BIG sister?
Latios: Hello! She's smaller than me!!
May: Uhhhh....yeah...
Max: How's the Soul Dew?
Butterfree: WE'RE GOING OFF-TOPIC!!!
Others: Yipes! Sorry...
Brock: Are we going to find Pinky?
Me: How did you know?
Brock: Oh no....
Skitty: Lemme guess: She's behind that bush.
Me: DARN, YOU'RE SMART!!
Mudkip: And she has evil stuffing.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!! That's not fair!!
Pinky: Neither is this. *spits acid at the group* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *disappears*
Me: No! Acid....eating away....at petals.....
Mudkip: Ah! *shoots water Gun at my petals*
Me: Whew! Much better.
Skitty: My fur!! My beautiful fur!!
Others: ;
Mudkip: Okay...*shoots Water Gun at Skitty*
Skitty: Whew! But now it's wet!!!! My fur!!
May: My fur! I mean, bandana!!
Max: MY EYES!!!!
Mudkip: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! *shoots water Gun at everyone*
Others: Thanks.
Mudkip: *gasping for breath* No...*gasp*...problem....*collapses*
Me: I think we tired her out...*picks her up with vines, lays her in shade*
Skitty: Is she safe there? With Pinky around and what not?
Me: As long as I'm writing this, she is.
Latios: Sooo, who wants a ride?
Skitty: Me!! Me!!!
Latios: Allright then. *scoops Skitty onto back* Hold on tight! *flies around*
Skitty: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Latios: OW!!! Watch those claws!!
Skitty: Sorry...
Latias: Okay, who else wants a ride?
Butterfree: Me!! I do!!
Moltres: But, Butterfree, you can fly already...
Butterfree: Oh yeah...
Me: I want a ride!!
Latias: O_O;; Umm...er....
Me: Oh, right...I'm too big...*sob*
Latias: No, no, it's just.....well, yeah, you're too big.
Me: THAT WAS SO HURTFUL!
Max: I want a ride!!
May: No, Iwant a ride!!
Max: I said it first, MAY!
May: Well I THOUGHT it first, MAX!
Max: I didn't know you were capable of thought!
May: I DO know that YOU'RE capable of getting your BUTT KICKED!! *hlds up fist*
Latias: CALM DOWN!! I can take both of you...
May/Max: YAY! *clamor onto Latias' back*
Latias: Ugh...*struggles to take off, flies clumsily*
Latios: *sees me looking sad* Hey, I got an idea!! Hey, Meganium!!
Me: What?!
Latios: Extend your vines up!! I can probably pull you along!! Eh, but I'll need you off, Skitty...
Skitty: No prob! I had a nice long ride!! WHEEEEE!
Me: I'll make things easier...*grabs Skitty with vines, places her on ground*
Skitty: I always land on my feet...*stumbles around dizzily*
Me: Were you riding in circle, Skitty?
Skitty: Yes....how ever did you guess...*crashes into tree* OW!
Latios: Allrighty then.*grabs my vines, puls hard, I raise off the ground by about 5 feet* Ugghhh....Ughhhhhhh..LATIAS, HELP!!
Latias: THANK YOU GOD!! *puts the siblings on the ground*
Max: You weighted poor Latias down, May!
May: Hello! You were the one riding on her HEAD!
Max: Only because you were taking up her whole back!!
Ash/Brock: SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!
*Latias flies over and grabs one of my vines, they lift me high into the air*
Me: IT'S A MIRACLE!! I'M FLYIN'!!

When will Pinky return? Is Mudkip okay? Did I believ I could fly? Sorry, bad joke...

More answers from Skitty or LilMayFan or Mudkip!!

EDIT: Ugh...you guys beat me to it...ah well.

 

[LilMayfan]

Latios:*Gets a Blue Emerald*
Latias:*Gets a red Emerald*
Me:Come on,This has to be someone in deise!
Zapdos:Are those Chaos Emeralds?
Moltres:I donno O_O
Articuno:This is getting weird....
May:Really werid....
Max:Emerald veriosn!!!!
Butterfree:I'ts not out yet!!!!
Mudkip:Owww...

 

[Ridley-X4]

Continuing from LilMayfan!

*Ridley-X4 get's out a Yellow Emerald*

Latias, Latios, and Ridley-X4 hold their emeralds up in the air.

Ridley-X4: CHAOS CONTROL!

*Teen Titans Theme starts*

*Ridley-X4's clothes turn from orange to blue*

*May's clothes: Where it's red, it turns white and vise versa*

*All the pokemon turn into their shiny versions*

*Max's clothes turns into a circuitboard-like style*

Ridley-X4: Titans reunite!

Now that everyone has turned into the Teen Titans, what will happen on their next adventure?

 

[LilMayfan]

That was plain Freaky....L100Meganium with the contiuning,NO questoins asked.Anyway,Contiuning from my post.

Me:*Looks at The Emerald*
Zapdos:What is this?
Articuno:It HAS to be a Chaos Emerald!
Moltres:yeah!
Butterfree:I donno?
Max:What's a Chaos Emerald?
Me:What are we going to do?
Machamp:*Hits self in head many times*

 

[L100Meganium]

Here I am....this is me...there's nowhere else on earth I'd rather be...XD

And heeeeeeeeeeerre's Meganium! XD

Me: *plays Emerald* Who says it's not out yet?
Mudkip: *comes to* uhhh...What'd I miss?
Me: YAY!! You're awake! *tackles*
Mudkip: OW!!! Watchit!! You're stronger than you think...
Me: ^_^;; Sorry.
Skitty: Uh, Meganium, JAPAN says Emerald's not out yet.
Articuno: Then how'd you get it?
Me: Uheheheheheheheh....I didnt take it. I got it off the internet...What Prototype?! Go away!
Others: O_O;;
May: Are....are you playing....as ME?!
Me: Not like I want to. If you play as a girl, you play as you.
May: NEATO!!! Lemme try!!
Me: Allright, but DON'T GO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!
May: Okie-dokie!!
Ash: Uhhh....Am I in those games?
Mudkip: No, silly, you're in Red, Blue or Green, Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal.
Ash: AWESOME!!! I'm in 6 GAMES!!
Skitty: Don't forget the Nintendo 64 games.
Me: Oh yeah...
Brock: What games am I in?
Mudkip: Red, Blue or Green, Yellow, Gold, Silver, Crystal, FireRed, and LeafGreen.
Brock: HA!! I'm not even the Main character and I'm in more games then YOU!!
Ash: *sob* Don't rub it in...
May: Am I in at least 2 games?
Skitty: 3.
May: Oh...
Max: And how many games am I in?! *looks hopeful*
Mudkip: Uh...you're not in any...
Max: WHAT?!
Me: Sure he is, Mudkip! In Littleroot Town where the character lives, the little dude with glasses outside the character's house!
Skitty: Oh yeah...the one that says, "Hey INSERT NAME HERE, Are you going to train POKMON? Good luck!!" or something like that?
Me: Yeah, that's the one.
Max: AWESOME!!
Ash: You know, they never asked me about how I felt appearing in all those games...
Brock: They never ask the characters anymore...*shakes head*
May: HEY!!! What are you doing choosing Treecko as a starter?! I chose Torchic!! If you play as me, you've got to--
Me: No I don't. I already chose Torchic on Sapphire...when I get Ruby I'm gonna get Mudkip...and now I'm getting Treecko! DIE POOCHYENA!!
May: Oh....but it's just not right!!
Me: Hmm...I'll name you Rainforest...oh!! Just enough room for it, too!! OH!!! You're a female!! WOOT!
Skitty: Meganium, are you sure you're actually making the story, or are you just daydreaming about Emerald Version?
Me: Both!! DIE TORCHIC!!
May: NO!
Me: Not yours, May...
May: Oh...
Me: That makes me think....do any of you know that people all over the world support relationships involving you people?
Ash: THAT'S JUST WRONG!!
Me: Quiet. I'm one of them. So is LilMayFan. Musical Mudkip, too.
May: I have a fan? YAY!
Skitty: Meganium, nothing more about shippings, okay? You might scare them...
Me: Did you know some people support Max and May together?
May/Max: THAT'S JUST SICKENING!!
Mudkip: Meganium....ah what the heck, it's fun!! Some people support You and May, Ash!
Ash/May: *look at each other, turn away with tongues out* Bleeechh!!
LilMayFan: HEY!!
Me: And Some people support You and Brock, Ash!!
Brock: THAT's just PLAIN SCARY NOW!!
Ash: *sob* THAT'S INSULTING!!
Me: I support Bulbasaur and Bayleef!!
*cricket...cricket....*
Me: What? I call it Grassshipping! ^_______^
Skitty: *shrugs* Oh well....Some people support you and Bayleef, Ash!!
Me: EW, really?
Skitty: I don't know...
Max: What about me?!
Mudkip: You and Molly are a shipping!!
Max: Who's Molly?
Me: THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ash: Didn't they ever once consider how we might feel being paired with every possible character?!
Me, Skitty, Mudkip: NO!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Moltres: What about us?
Zapdos: Yes, what about us?
Skitty: You guys aren't characters in the animé...it's impossible to say!
Butterfree: And what about me?
Mudkip: Same as before...
Porygon, Magmar: And--
Me: Same as before.
Articuno: Well that's dumb...
Me: I support Skitty and Meowth!!
Skitty: Who? Me?
Me: No, not you!! [spoil]May's!! [/spoil]
Mudkip: Really?
Me: Kinda...I call it, FelineShipping!!
Butterfree: WE'RE GOING OFF TOPIC AGAIN!!!
Others: Sorry...

Are the characters forever weirded out? Where's Pinky in all this?

Pinky: Right here.

O_O;;;; Oh-kaaaaaay... More from SPPF's very own....
Space Skitty, Musical Mudkip, and LilMayFan!!

Ridley-X4, maybe you should make up your own saga... just an idea! ^_^

 

[LilMayfan]

Me:*Playing with the Chaos Emeralds*
Zapdos:You can't play with those!
Max:I'll play!
Moltres:They'll Blow up Things!
Articuno:Let me have the blue one!
Butterfree:I'ts Emerald Version!
May:NO YOU IDIOT!!!I'ts a Chaos Emerald!!!!!
Porygon:Those are Chaos Emeralds.
Magmar:What are we going to do with them?

What will the gang do with the Emeralds?More from Meganium!

 

[L100Meganium]

A short one...

What are...WAIT!! MY BROTHER HAS THAT GAME!! DREAMCAST!!

I want to wait for SKitty or Mudkip to continue, since they haven't done that many today....heck, Mudkip hasn't done any! XD

A short one to tie us over:

Me: What are they doing here?! This is a POKéMON story.
Skitty: Your guess is as good as mine...
Mudkip: Maybe it's just a weird part...
Me: Nonsense! Every part is weird!

XD

And Skitty and Mudkip, let's continue our story!! (with Pinky and all, originally just Skitty's and mine)
P.S. to Skitty: Look at my new location! XD!

 

[LilMayfan]

Zapdos:What the heck are we going to do with them?
Me:I donno....O_______________O
May:We sell them!
Max:Not gonna work.
Moltres:We give them to somebody?
Articuno:We give them to Sonic,But I don't know where he is.
Regice:Let me get them!!!!!
Registeel:NO!!!!!!DON'T DO THAT!

Skitty and Mudkip are not online.

 

[KyogreFan]

Yet Nurse Joy's in more games than Brock! And Pikachu has even more...

 

[LilMayfan]

KyogreFan,Do you want to contiune my story?you can be in there.

 

[L100Meganium]

XD Pikachu has 18!! (Counting Stadium, Stadium 2, Puzzle League, Puzzle Challenge, Colosseum, Hey you Pikachu, and Pokémon Channel) And it's in 2 more besides that!! (S.S.B. and S.S.B.M.) Pikachu's in them ALL!! XD

I know Skitty and Mudkip aren't online, but I still think we should wait for them. It's just not the same without them!! *sniff* XD

On a different note, WHOO-HOO!!! I'm A STORM TRAINER!! WOOT! XD