Funny Things To see on the show! V.2

[DarkerShining]

Pikachu: Eevee? What are you doing?
Eevee: I'm going to use my psychic powers to fuse that Flygon with that Ariados to create a new species of Pokemon that can help me take over the world!
Pikachu:
Eevee: ... I said that out loud, didn't I?

- Wobbuffet uses hyper beam.
- Sceptile randomly uses sacred fire while sleeping.
- May buys some paint from an Electabuzz...
- ... and uses it to paint a Kyogre to make it look shiny.

 

[Blazichu]

-Pikachu uses Surf when it's stuck in a t.v.
-A 1mile high Machamp is een in a car
-May Paints all her pokemon with Glitter

 

[Evanji Axu]

The gang always travels in a conga line, complete with sombreros.

 

[Blazichu]

-Max plays SM64 and they get eaten by Bowser
-Eevee somehow uses her psychic powers on herself making her clone herself until she got eaten by a car

 

[DarkerShining]

Meowth: Isn't it kinda weird that none of us seems to be getting older?
Jessie: I think it's wonderful!
Meowth: -_-

- May gets a free Magikarp from the Magikarp salesman when she wins a contest...
- ... and the Magikarp evolves into Deoxys...
- ... which May paints to make it look shiny so she can use it in contests.
- Pikachu learns how to use psychic...
- ... but forgets how to use thunderbolt.

 

[Blazichu]

-Groudon evolves into a box...
-...Then May puts all her her pink pokemon in the Groudonbox so Groudonbox can eat the pokemon
-A Weedle evolves into 5 Jigglypuffs

 

[L100Meganium]

-May starts to dyes every pokemon pink

XDXD I can so see that.....

May: PINK! *pours paint on Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pi....Pi chu pi pikachu pik pika...! [But...But I was already pink once...!]
May: PINK! *dyes Swellow pink*
Swellow: ......Swell?! [WTH?!]
May: PINK! PINK! PINK! *dyes Bulbasaur, Grovyle, and Torkoal pink*
Bulbasaur: Bulba bulba saur bulba?! [What'd I do to you?!]
Grovyle: ....*seems to not care*
Torkoal: *starts crying*
May: PINK! *pours paint on Skitty*
Max: May, Skitty is already pink...
May: *jumps and whirls around* PIIIIIIINK! *pours paint on Max*
Max: ......*spits bit of pink paint out of mouth* I hope this is non-toxic...
May: PINK PINK PINK!! *runs off giggling wildly*
Max: Oh no!! She's heading for Ash!! *runs after her*
*scream in distance; Ash runs by, completely pink*
Ash: SHE DYED ME PINK! SHE DYED ME PINK!!!
Max: Too late!!....
*wild giggling in distance; Brock screams and runs by, dyed pink*
Brock: WHY PINK?! WHY COULDN'T IT'VE BEEN BLUE OR SOMETHING?!
Max: Something horrible's gonna happen if we don't stop her!
*wild giggling and shout of "PINK!!" in distance, May runs past dyed pink*
Ash: ....she dyed herself pink...
Max: Not again...!!
Ash and Brock: O__o;; "Again"...?

-A Weedle evolves into 5 Jigglypuffs

XD That makes me think of...
Ash: *taps chalkboard* Okay, class. Time for Pokémon math. *points to chalkboard* 1 Weedle=5 Jigglypuffs. 4 Groudons=1 Girafarig. 6 Skitties=50 Mudkips. Got all that?
May: Will we be tested on this?!
Max: I don't think that's accurate...
Brock: Well, he did leave home at age 10; he couldn't've gotten a decent education...
Ash: NO TALKING IN CLASS! And May, spit out the gum.
May: Aw, man....*throws gum away*

XD I have no ideas of my own right now, so I'm just continuing off other people's....XD Sorry...

 

[Blazichu]

-A Castform that can't fit into Heaven
-May's dyes her mum and dad with blood
-Swellow tries to use wing attack but then he uses mud shot

 

[DarkerShining]

May: *Holding paintbrush* You will look so good in pink!
Pinky: But I am pink.
May: Oh... I'll dye you pink anyways! ^_^

Pikachu: ... Has anyone seen Eevee?
Marshtomp: No. Why are you looking for her?
Pikachu: We can't let her be all alone, she has psychic powers, you know!
Marshtomp: Oh... Wanna plan our wedding?
Pikachu: *Runs off*

Eevee: Let's see what more my psychic powers can do... *Uses psychic on a random Ledian*
Ledian: *Turns into Mewtwo*
Eevee: O_O *Runs away*

Max: Why is there half a Shedinja in my sleeping bag?
Swellow: *Flies into Max's sleeping bag*
Max: Hey! Get out of there!

Ash: Everyone seems to be running out of ideas...
Me: What are you doing in my secret base?
Ash: ... I have no idea...

 

[Blazichu]

-A weedle uses Explosion instead of using Poison sting
-An Aggron driving a bicycle

 

[The Benmeister]

In series 10, there are recurring appearances of a Totodile drinking three cans of cola at once, biting a chunk of wall off and then running away backwards.

 

[DarkerShining]

- Beautifly's silver wind attack causes a contest hall to turn upsidedown.
- Pikachu starts randomly changing colour after eating one of May's Pokeblocks.
- May puts Max into a Beautifly suit and uses him as her Pokemon in a contest because all of her Pokemon went to see a musical...
- ... featuring Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza and 420 Jigglypuffs.
- Ash hugs a random Beedrill.

 

[Blazichu]

-A Totodile that dances on it's eye
-A Bayleef With it's head on it's stomach

 

[DarkerShining]

Eevee: I should use my psychic powers to take over her mind...
*May is seen painting every tree pink*
Eevee: One day, I will gain control over the world. I will use my psychic powers to take over everyone's mind... But I need that girl to survive...
Pikachu: Is it fun talking to yourself?
Eevee: ...

- Max's Pokenav evolves into Metagross.
- A Caterpie evolves into Rayquaza.
- Swellow starts an collection of radioactive stuff.

 

[Blazichu]

-May paints the Galaxy pink
-A Solrock with legs
-Eevee that can use every attack...
-...Then every pokemon collecter captures her

 

[DarkerShining]

Ash: What do you fear the most?
A Zubat: Eevees, Mawiles... Anything with eyes.

- When Max gets the match call feature on his Pokenav, he ends up throwing it into the ocean because he keeps getting phone calls from the Magikarp salesman.

 

[Blazichu]

-A Zubat with eyes
-A Weedle with 1 millions horns on it's eye
-May paints everything pink including God

 

[DarkerShining]

- May tries to evolve Squirtle into Milotic.
- May's Eevee evolves into Aerodactyl.
- A mute Exploud.

 

[Blazichu]

-A weedle that can speak every languege

 

[L100Meganium]

May: IASVB....
Ash: ...; I-uhs-vuhb?
May: I'm using internet acronyms!
Max: But...but I'm the techno-nerd!
May: ....AWHFY?
Ash: What the heck does that mean?!
May: OMG...AWGTHTHTATA?!
Ash: X_X How are you SAYING that?!
Max: That makes no sense, sis!
May: .....AYPI?
Brock: *leaps out* IBM! IBM!!
Max: .....*gapes*
May: Yes! You understand! AFCPS!!
Brock: ITA!
Ash: MY GOD! It's some different language!
May: ISWYM...
Brock: IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM...
May: *nods* IHYUWIM...
Ash: ...Come on Max...they won't hurt you anymore...*drags him off casting wary glances back at them*
Brock: IITYWTMWYBMAD?
May: HNIW...IOOC...
--
TRANSLATED DIALOGUE XD:
May: I am so very bored...
Ash: ...; I-uhs-vuhb?
May: I'm using internet acronyms!
Max: But...but I'm the techno-nerd!
May: ...Are we having fun yet?
Ash: What the heck does that mean?!
May: Oh my gosh...are we going to have to go through all that again?!
Ash: X_X How are you SAYING that?!
Max: That makes no sense, sis!
May: .....And your point is?
Brock: *leaps out* I blame Microsoft! I blame Microsoft!
Max: .....*gapes*
May: Yes! You understand! Any fool can plainly see!
Brock: I totally agree!
Ash: MY GOD! It's some different language!
May: I see what you mean...
Brock: I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant...
May: *nods* I hope you know what I mean...
Ash: ...Come on Max...they won't hurt you anymore...*drags him off casting wary glances back at them*
Brock: If I tell you what this means, will you buy me a drink?
May: Heck no I won't....I'm out of cigarettes...

XD I actually found those acronyms on the internet XDXDXD

RANDOM PHRASES!
Brock: I shall bathe a penguin in Root Beer!!
Ash: HELP! HELP! PIKACHU IS ON FIRE!!
May: DIESEL FUEL IS MY ANTI-DRUG!
Max: Have you ever listened to a tree?...I mean, really listened?....

Brock: I AM FOR SNACKING PURPOSES ONLY!
Ash: I DON'T NEVER USE NO DOUBLE-NEGATIVES!
May: THESE SANDWICHES TASTE GREEN!
Max: I don't remember ordering a flowering squirrel....

Brock: BOW DOWN TO THE PINE TREE!
Ash: FUZZY....YELLOW....HIPPOS...!
May: I have formed an alliance with the angry pidgeons.
Max: No, May, don't do it! The angry pidgeons will ultimately destroy you!!

And a resurrection of old ones XD:
Ash: My long blond hair!
Brock: PINKY! PINKY WHEEEEEE!!!
Max: MOMMY--I mean, MAY, HELP ME!!
May: My poor Maxie! *hugs Max*
Zapdos: RAINBOW DASH!