so i was at a night club, and went into the bathroom to change my shirt and someone came in and started talking to the restroom attendant, i was dying irl
"ERMAHGERD! You WORK in here? In the BATHROOM?"
"Yup. This is my office!"
"ERMAHGERD! Like, what do you DO? Don't you HATE IT?"
"I keep things clean, mostly."
"ERMAHGERD! Is that stuff, like, FREE?" (points to the tray of mints, hair ties, q-tips, etc.)
"Well, I buy all of it, and you basically pay what you want."
"Oh. So like, I'm just, like, gonna take a few of these. But I don't have any money or anything. But it's just mints, alright? Like, next time I come in I'll totally hook you up. You work hard."
"Thanks. I hope you die in a fire."