well this is my first fic, me and my friend were talking about it and he says its funny so I might as will start my own fic....
this story is based off the game Gitaroo Man, and since this is a rare game... I will make character bios so no one will get confused...
U-1- the main character of the story (yeah his name is U-1, please dont ask), he is a short kid who is pretty much a total loser
Puma- U-1s dog... U-1s talking dog... yes this is a wise cracking mut that can talk and is always making fun of U-1
AC30- yeah it gets weirder, Puma has the power to turn into a ropotic boombox like dog, when he turns into this he throws U-1 a magic guitar that turns him into Gitaroo Man
Gitaroo Man:U-1s alter ego, he carrys a magic guitar called a gitaroo and he is no longer a loser in this form
Pico: U-1s girl friend
Kazuya: U-1s school bully
Zowie: yes this is the evil guy, and its a he, he is the ruler of the evil Gravillians on planet gitaroo, his master plan is to steal gitaroo mans gitaroo and rule the world
Gregorio: Zowies right hand man
MingMing: Zowies cat (nothin weird here, just a normal cat)
ok, now that I have that out of the way, heres the funny story I made...
Chapter 1
our story begins at our heros house, were he seems to be panicing about something
U-1: whaaaaaa Puma I told you not in the house!
Puma: well were was I suppose to go, I cant reach the toilet and you never put in a doggy door
U-1: your a TALKING dog, couldnt you just tell me to open the door for you?
Puma: well I do love to see you suffer
U-1: out of all the dogs I could of gottan I just had to pick the talking one
Puma: hah I dont even know why I still live with you
U-1: because you cant afford Kibbles and Bits
Puma: well I do love my kibbles....
Puma: hey U-1, I thought you were gonna meet Pico for lunch today?
U-1: ah holy crap! I forgot... she is going to hate me for this
Puma: doesnt she already hate you?
U-1: shut up Puma
U-1 and Puma make it to the burger queen just in time to meet Pico.
Pico: U-1 were have you been?
Puma: he was too busy picking up my doodoo
U-1: PUMA!
Pico: aww dont yell at Puma U-1, look at how cute he is
Puma: hehehe you know your a loser when your girl friend likes your dog better than you
U-1: Im throwing you in the trash can when we get home Puma
meanwhile at Zowies evil lair on planet gitaroo
Zowie: whahahaha I have you now gitaroo man, I can watch your every move with my super telescope, I will wait for the right time then I will unleash my master plan... wait... when did I ever get a super telescope?
Gregorio: you bought it off Ebay a week ago
Zowie: oh yeah... anyway were is my master plans? I think I left them on the counter... umm... my evil counter
Gregorio: oh.... those were your plans? I put them in MingMings litter box...
Zowie: great, now my plans are covered in cat dooky...
Gregorio: didnt they have something to do with seening one of your minions to earth to steal gitaroo mans gitaroo?
Zowie: wait I have it, I will send one of my minions to earth to beat gitaroo man, wow I amaze myself with my knowledge sometimes
Gregorio: <<;
end of chapter one (chapter 2 coming soon)
this story is based off the game Gitaroo Man, and since this is a rare game... I will make character bios so no one will get confused...
U-1- the main character of the story (yeah his name is U-1, please dont ask), he is a short kid who is pretty much a total loser
Puma- U-1s dog... U-1s talking dog... yes this is a wise cracking mut that can talk and is always making fun of U-1
AC30- yeah it gets weirder, Puma has the power to turn into a ropotic boombox like dog, when he turns into this he throws U-1 a magic guitar that turns him into Gitaroo Man
Gitaroo Man:U-1s alter ego, he carrys a magic guitar called a gitaroo and he is no longer a loser in this form
Pico: U-1s girl friend
Kazuya: U-1s school bully
Zowie: yes this is the evil guy, and its a he, he is the ruler of the evil Gravillians on planet gitaroo, his master plan is to steal gitaroo mans gitaroo and rule the world
Gregorio: Zowies right hand man
MingMing: Zowies cat (nothin weird here, just a normal cat)
ok, now that I have that out of the way, heres the funny story I made...
Chapter 1
our story begins at our heros house, were he seems to be panicing about something
U-1: whaaaaaa Puma I told you not in the house!
Puma: well were was I suppose to go, I cant reach the toilet and you never put in a doggy door
U-1: your a TALKING dog, couldnt you just tell me to open the door for you?
Puma: well I do love to see you suffer
U-1: out of all the dogs I could of gottan I just had to pick the talking one
Puma: hah I dont even know why I still live with you
U-1: because you cant afford Kibbles and Bits
Puma: well I do love my kibbles....
Puma: hey U-1, I thought you were gonna meet Pico for lunch today?
U-1: ah holy crap! I forgot... she is going to hate me for this
Puma: doesnt she already hate you?
U-1: shut up Puma
U-1 and Puma make it to the burger queen just in time to meet Pico.
Pico: U-1 were have you been?
Puma: he was too busy picking up my doodoo
U-1: PUMA!
Pico: aww dont yell at Puma U-1, look at how cute he is
Puma: hehehe you know your a loser when your girl friend likes your dog better than you
U-1: Im throwing you in the trash can when we get home Puma
meanwhile at Zowies evil lair on planet gitaroo
Zowie: whahahaha I have you now gitaroo man, I can watch your every move with my super telescope, I will wait for the right time then I will unleash my master plan... wait... when did I ever get a super telescope?
Gregorio: you bought it off Ebay a week ago
Zowie: oh yeah... anyway were is my master plans? I think I left them on the counter... umm... my evil counter
Gregorio: oh.... those were your plans? I put them in MingMings litter box...
Zowie: great, now my plans are covered in cat dooky...
Gregorio: didnt they have something to do with seening one of your minions to earth to steal gitaroo mans gitaroo?
Zowie: wait I have it, I will send one of my minions to earth to beat gitaroo man, wow I amaze myself with my knowledge sometimes
Gregorio: <<;
end of chapter one (chapter 2 coming soon)