Morpher01
Bewear my power
This, ladies and gentlemen, is my first attempt at a comedy one-shot. It's based off a dream I had one night, a while back.
Also, yes, this IS a crossover between Pokemon and Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Here we go.
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On a regular summer day, in the middle of a forest, there were two humans, a sick-looking Chimecho, and a Meowth that stood on two legs.
One of these humans had blue hair that extended to the bottom of his neck, green eyes, and a white outfit sporting black gloves and boots. The outfit also sported a pink "R" in the center of the white shirt. He was appearing very concerned for the Chimecho, what with him being its trainer.
The other human had long red hair that stuck out the back of her head like a Banette's...uh...whatever you call that thing that sticks out of the back of Banette's head. She had blue eyes, wore red lipstick, and wore an outfit identical to the other human, except that her boots and gloves were much longer. She was looking rather grumpy, seeming like she wished to say to the other human, "just kill the Chimecho and get on with our life!"
The Meowth was like any normal Meowth, except that it stood on two legs. It was looking the same way as the red-haired human female.
These were members of the criminal organization known as Team Rocket. Or at least, they claimed to be. The red-haired woman was Jessie, and the blue-haired man was James.
"James, just kill the Chimecho and get on with our life!" exclaimed Jessie, obviously annoyed with James' concern over his Chimecho.
"I'm not going to just put Chimecho out of my life!" retorted James. "I love it!"
"Well, if ya love Chimecho so much, why don't ya take it to a doctor?" asked the Meowth, surprising most people with its ability to speak.
"That's a great idea!" cried James, perking up instantly. "Where's the nearest doctor?"
"There's a doctor's office right over there, genius." said the Meowth, gesturing to a nearby building with his paw.
"GREAT!" cried James, picking up his Chimecho and rushing right into the building, leaving Jessie and Meowth behind in his dust, coughing.
"He's WAY to enthusiastic!" exclaimed Meowth, annoyed by James' rushing into the building.
Suddenly, a blue blob-like Pokemon exploded from one of Jessie's Pokeballs. It was a Wobbufett, one that Jessie got in an accidental trade.
"WOBBA-WOBBAFETT!" The Wobbufett cried, which can be roughly translated to mean, "WOBBA-WOBBAFETT!"
In short, all that Wobbufett said was insane babble.
"Grr, get back in there!" Jessie cried, annoyed by Wobbufett coming out of its Pokeball again. "How many times is that, Meowth?"
"I dunno. I lost count at a hundwoid." said Meowth, applying a sort of gangster-type accent to his speech.
"Oh, whatever. Let's just go after James."
And so, the two followed the enthusiastic meglomaniac into the building, unaware that ANOTHER meglomaniac was already inside...
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At the building's head office, a duck sat in a chair, observing a diamond with a hand-held microscope.
"Ah, perfect." the duck said with satisfaction. "No cracks in this one."
He looked around his office, marveling at all the stolen safes, gold bars, money, and jewels that were carelessly scattered around his office, an indicater to his life of crime.
You see, this duck was a famous criminal. His name was Le Quack, a french duck with an uncontrollable passion for any sort of riches.
Le Quack took a peek at one of the television sets on his desk, and saw Team Rocket enter in.
"Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo." laughed Le Quack, doing his signiture laugh, a sure sign of a dirty deed to be done by this devious criminal mind. "So...they bring a paitent, que? Well then, I shall make their visit as money-losing as possible."
Le quack pulled open a door on his desk, and pulled out a fake mustache. He placed it on his bill, then looked at himself in a mirror that was also placed on his desk.
"Dr. Le Quack, Pokemon doctor." the devious duck said with a ring of evil in his voice. "I like the ring that has. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo."
And with another trademark laugh, he left his office, intent on stealing any money that TR had.
*******
When TR finally got to see the doctor, James was the first one in.
"Doctor, doctor, my Chimecho is sick!" He cried.
"Well, YOU certainly have a fine echo." Le Quack joked.
TR just stared.
"A bad joke, I know. Anyway, I need about fifty thousand to begin the operation."
"But we don't have any money!" cried the James human.
"Then..." Le Quack said, pulling out a hammer. "...Begone!"
All three members of TR (including Meowth) screamed before being smacked through the roof by a vicous swing from Le Quack.
"Let this be a lesson to all the poor...never, ever, make an apointment with Dr. Le Quack. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo."
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So, what do you think? Sorry if it's too short.
Also, yes, this IS a crossover between Pokemon and Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Here we go.
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Going to the Doctor
On a regular summer day, in the middle of a forest, there were two humans, a sick-looking Chimecho, and a Meowth that stood on two legs.
One of these humans had blue hair that extended to the bottom of his neck, green eyes, and a white outfit sporting black gloves and boots. The outfit also sported a pink "R" in the center of the white shirt. He was appearing very concerned for the Chimecho, what with him being its trainer.
The other human had long red hair that stuck out the back of her head like a Banette's...uh...whatever you call that thing that sticks out of the back of Banette's head. She had blue eyes, wore red lipstick, and wore an outfit identical to the other human, except that her boots and gloves were much longer. She was looking rather grumpy, seeming like she wished to say to the other human, "just kill the Chimecho and get on with our life!"
The Meowth was like any normal Meowth, except that it stood on two legs. It was looking the same way as the red-haired human female.
These were members of the criminal organization known as Team Rocket. Or at least, they claimed to be. The red-haired woman was Jessie, and the blue-haired man was James.
"James, just kill the Chimecho and get on with our life!" exclaimed Jessie, obviously annoyed with James' concern over his Chimecho.
"I'm not going to just put Chimecho out of my life!" retorted James. "I love it!"
"Well, if ya love Chimecho so much, why don't ya take it to a doctor?" asked the Meowth, surprising most people with its ability to speak.
"That's a great idea!" cried James, perking up instantly. "Where's the nearest doctor?"
"There's a doctor's office right over there, genius." said the Meowth, gesturing to a nearby building with his paw.
"GREAT!" cried James, picking up his Chimecho and rushing right into the building, leaving Jessie and Meowth behind in his dust, coughing.
"He's WAY to enthusiastic!" exclaimed Meowth, annoyed by James' rushing into the building.
Suddenly, a blue blob-like Pokemon exploded from one of Jessie's Pokeballs. It was a Wobbufett, one that Jessie got in an accidental trade.
"WOBBA-WOBBAFETT!" The Wobbufett cried, which can be roughly translated to mean, "WOBBA-WOBBAFETT!"
In short, all that Wobbufett said was insane babble.
"Grr, get back in there!" Jessie cried, annoyed by Wobbufett coming out of its Pokeball again. "How many times is that, Meowth?"
"I dunno. I lost count at a hundwoid." said Meowth, applying a sort of gangster-type accent to his speech.
"Oh, whatever. Let's just go after James."
And so, the two followed the enthusiastic meglomaniac into the building, unaware that ANOTHER meglomaniac was already inside...
******
At the building's head office, a duck sat in a chair, observing a diamond with a hand-held microscope.
"Ah, perfect." the duck said with satisfaction. "No cracks in this one."
He looked around his office, marveling at all the stolen safes, gold bars, money, and jewels that were carelessly scattered around his office, an indicater to his life of crime.
You see, this duck was a famous criminal. His name was Le Quack, a french duck with an uncontrollable passion for any sort of riches.
Le Quack took a peek at one of the television sets on his desk, and saw Team Rocket enter in.
"Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo." laughed Le Quack, doing his signiture laugh, a sure sign of a dirty deed to be done by this devious criminal mind. "So...they bring a paitent, que? Well then, I shall make their visit as money-losing as possible."
Le quack pulled open a door on his desk, and pulled out a fake mustache. He placed it on his bill, then looked at himself in a mirror that was also placed on his desk.
"Dr. Le Quack, Pokemon doctor." the devious duck said with a ring of evil in his voice. "I like the ring that has. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo."
And with another trademark laugh, he left his office, intent on stealing any money that TR had.
*******
When TR finally got to see the doctor, James was the first one in.
"Doctor, doctor, my Chimecho is sick!" He cried.
"Well, YOU certainly have a fine echo." Le Quack joked.
TR just stared.
"A bad joke, I know. Anyway, I need about fifty thousand to begin the operation."
"But we don't have any money!" cried the James human.
"Then..." Le Quack said, pulling out a hammer. "...Begone!"
All three members of TR (including Meowth) screamed before being smacked through the roof by a vicous swing from Le Quack.
"Let this be a lesson to all the poor...never, ever, make an apointment with Dr. Le Quack. Hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo."
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So, what do you think? Sorry if it's too short.