Xatu (Black/White):
"This odd Pokémon can see both the past and the future. It eyes the sun's movement all day." - That can't be really healthy, lol...
Darumaka from White:
Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.
Yeahhhh, that's just gross. XD;
Shedinja from Ruby:
SHEDINJA's hard body doesn't move - not even a twitch. In fact, its body appears to be merely a hollow shell. It is believed that this POKéMON will steal the spirit of anyone peering into its hollow body from its back.
Victreebell: Ths horrifying plant Pokémon attracts prey with aromatic honey, then melts them in its mouth.
It makes other Pokémon melt? :/ what the..
Turn into this.FireRed&LeafGreen said:Making itself invisible, it silently sneaks up to prey. It has the ability to slip through thick walls.
That scares me<:[.Platinum said:Making itself invisible, it silently sneaks up to prey. It has the ability to slip through thick walls.
Riiight. And where are the 1,000 arms?It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms.
"Rayquaza lives on the ozone layer" In super smash bros. Brawl, it comes out of a lake to fight you.
R/B
In the distant past, it was somewhat stronger than the horribly weak descendants that exist today.
gold
An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet.
ruby
Magikarp is a pathetic excuse for a Pokémon that is only capable of flopping and splashing. This behavior prompted scientists to undertake research into it.