Guess that reference v2

[octoboy]

Bob's Burgers? Sounds like restaurant talk.

“I have been accused of sexual harassment.”
*Silence*
“Ahem.”
“I mean what a shock!”
“You of all people!”
“That’s better.”

This sounds like something that might happen to Quagmire from Family Guy.

The Simpsons? I'm just throwing out a funny show.

Not The Simpsons. This and the quote before it are from Radio Free Roscoe.

"I am going to strangle you, bury you, dig you up and clone you, then kill all your clones! And then, I'm never talking to you again!"

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Pretty sure that's from Madagascar.

Bob's Burgers? Sounds like restaurant talk.

Nope. Third and final try:

"Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print."

 

[AmericanPi]

Charlotte's Web! I loved that book as a kid.

My last three quotes were indeed from the musical Into the Woods.

"Horseradish is not an instrument either."

 

[octoboy]

That's from Spongebob, isn't it?

Pretty sure that's from Madagascar.

You're pretty right!

"That's basically what archery is: it's dabbing before you kill someone."

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

No idea what that is from

Now for the one I will do

"You spoony bard!"

 

[octoboy]

Final Fantasy?

Can people please try to at least guess something, even if wildly? It's in the front-page rules now. Here's mine again:
"That's basically what archery is: it's dabbing before you kill someone."

 

[AmericanPi]

Dan and Phil? Dabbing is a recent Internet thing, so I’m guessing the source is a YouTuber. Unfortunately I barely know any YouTubers so I’m just guessing the first ones I can think of.

My last quote was indeed from Spongebob.

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

No idea. Mr. Rogers?

Charlotte's Web! I loved that book as a kid.

Finally! And here I was thinking that all the mentions of pigs would be a dead giveaway. xD

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
"That makes a lot of sense."

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

@octoboy, While you got the series right, you did not say the specific game the reference is from. The game I did the reference from is Final Fantasy IV.

As for the above one, I guess it is from some series that takes place near the ocean.

Now for the one I will do today

"Would you kindly?"

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

No idea. So, taking a wild guess... Are You Being Served?, maybe? Sounds like something a very proper person (or employee) might say.

As for the above one, I guess it is from some series that takes place near the ocean.

It does take place near the ocean, but is not from a tv series. Same source, different quote:

"Boys, oh boys... I think he's come back for his noon feeding."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

This sounds like something that might happen to Quagmire from Family Guy.

It does take place near the ocean, but is not from a tv series. Same source, different quote:

"Boys, oh boys... I think he's come back for his noon feeding."

Actually not Family Guy. Try again.

Im going to guess Aquaman?

 

[octoboy]

Archer? It seems like an adult cartoon, so I'm going to guess the first one I thought of.

Dan and Phil? Dabbing is a recent Internet thing, so I’m guessing the source is a YouTuber. Unfortunately I barely know any YouTubers so I’m just guessing the first ones I can think of.

Right medium, wrong source. Here's another quote from the same Youtuber, but a different video:
"The last thing you need is a puddle of person getting on your shoes."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Archer? It seems like an adult cartoon, so I'm going to guess the first one I thought of.

Ewwww! Heck no!!!!

Right medium, wrong source. Here's another quote from the same Youtuber, but a different video:
"The last thing you need is a puddle of person getting on your shoes."

My guess is odd1sout

 

[AmericanPi]

No idea. Mr. Rogers?

Nope. Same source, different quote:
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

As for the above, I don't see a quote but I'll guess the sexual harassment one from earlier. The Office, maybe? It sounds like it's from an adult sitcom.

 

[Mr Spaz]

^That's from Mark Twain

"I almost had the Crown of Civic Authority and whatever vague power it would bestow!"

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Dunno. Emperor's New School?

I'm going to guess Aquaman?

Nope. One more time:

"He ate the light."

 

[octoboy]

Smite? Eating the light sounds like something Apep or Fenrir would do...

Ewwww! Heck no!!!!

I... take it you're not a fan

My guess is odd1sout

You guessed wrong. Both those quotes were from Lockstin & Gnoggin videos, "ULTIMATE POKEMON BATTLE ROYALE! With SCIENCE! " and "The REAL Reason Inklings DIE in Water!", respectively.

New quote:
"If they serve me on the same plate as spinach, I will never, ever forgive them!"

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Popeye?

not sure if I posted this one before but..

"polly wanna cracker? A really big cracker?"

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

A Pirates of the Caribbean film, maybe?

Smite? Eating the light sounds like something Apep or Fenrir would do...

Nope. My last three were from Jaws.

"You don't trust anybody, that's your problem."
"I trust my barber."

 

[octoboy]

Sounds like something from an old mystery, but I don't know about a lot of those, so I'm just going to wildly guess Murder She Wrote.

Popeye?

Nope. Though you're kind of on the right track with the character's occupation...

Same source: "Sugar feels sensational between your toes!"