I'm going to do it both ways, if thats okay since it funny and appealing to me. I'm going to do by the Pokemon, and the people itself just its like in a boxing/wrestiling match. (A little hyper here!)
Brock vs. Roxanne vs Hyouta- Rock: (Pokemon) Hmm, if all the three were going against each other, I would say Hyouta because he seems to have more skill.
(Trainer) As for that part, Brock, Hyouta, and Roxanne fight each other. Both Brock and Hyouta fell in love with Roxanne because she is wearing a short dress without the panties. The both beat the living **** out of each other, and Roxanne just sits there and watchs. The two knock each other out, and Roxanne wins because with no pantholes on.
Misty vs Wallence vs Makishi vs Juan- Water: Hmm, now if with Misty's Gyarados, Wallace's Milotic, Juan's Miolotic, and whatever Makishi has Floatsel, its gonna be Wallace since his Milotic Safeguard is too flashy, all the Pokemon gets blinded.
As for the leader fight, Wallace and Juan back off because it is not their style, and think there too pretty to fight, and can't dare to see their clothes dirty. So its Misty vs. Makishi. Misty tries to run away with Makishi huge jug of a stomach he has. Eventually, Makishi tries to bottom slam Misty, but the rope can't support him, so he trips and breaks the ring which makes Misty the winner!!
LT. SURGE vs Wattson vs Denji- Electric: NOw this is gonna be fun. With Pokemon, the three use the best they got. Surge with Raichu, Wattson with Manetric, adn Denji with Rentoraa. The three battled each other, and all released their strongest electric attack, they are equal, but Denji with the better brains of the two, thinks some way to outsmart them. He order Rentoraa a thunder wave, which paralyzes the Pokemon, and with a massive Take Down, beats them both. (Okay, no idea what Rentoraa attacks has)
As in the leaders themselves. They all run to each other in the ring. Argh, Wattson gets a heart attack, and he is outta there. So it is Surge vs. Denji. Denji tries to think how to get out of this one, meanwhile Surge who doesn't think when he is fighting pins Denji down since Denji didn't know what to do. Since Surge is huge, close to 7 foot I believe and really muscular, he easily stops Denji with one blow on the head and makes Surge the winner.
Erika vs Natane- Grass: Hmm "it is gonna be... girlfight!" With this match, Erika uses her Gloom and Natane uses Rozuriedo. Erika tries to get Gloom stench Rozuriedo, but oh no Rozuriedo is actually enjoying it. Rozueirdo uses Petal Dance! Oh no, Gloom loves it too. They panic and uses solarbeam. The two hit and BAM, both are down. Neither is the winner.
The two jump to the ring. And with Erika slightly has an advantage since she a little bit taller. Natane and Erika were at it, both with equal strength. Natane backs off and tackles Erika to the ground. She tries to pin her down, but Erika quickly takes out her secret perfume, and sprays on her. She couldn't stay the stench, and knocks her out, makin Erika the winner!
Brawly vs Chuck vs Sumomo- Fighting: Hmm, now Brawly uses his Hariyama, Chuck uses his Machoke, and Sumono uses Lucario. Hariyama is best with defense, Machoke is best with offense, and Lucario is very agile. The three fight it out, and since Brawly is the smartest and most creative, he manages to pull out his famous moves with the two other Pokemon and wins the match.
Now as the trainers fight, the three start to knock each other heads out. Its now about stamina in this match. Chuck who is old and tired fell down in exhaustion, so he is out. The two left is Brawly and Sumono. Sumono does not care that she is a girl. The two keep recieving each others blows, but Brawly has more stamina than Sumono. Sumono starts getting tired, and Brawly makes his final move which is the uppercut in the chin. Hoo boy he is down ladies and gents. What a close one, Brawly wins!
Morty vs Merissa- Ghost: Morty uses his Gengar and Merissa uses her Muumajii. The two Ghost Pokemon fight each other out, Merissa is trying to pull out her Contest moves on Morty. Morty who really smart pulls a Shadow Ball barrage and knocks the Muumajii out.
As for the fight goes, Merissa and Morty are on. Morty is a bit of disadvantage since he can't stand Merissa's ugly face, so he try to block her out. Merissa tries to jab Morty, but Morty is blocking. This goes on for 10 minutes, adn Merissa is tired, she falls down on Morty. Morty tries to move back, but Merissa wakes up quickly pulls a fast one and got Morty right on the kisser. Damn he is down, and Merissa wins this one.
Jasmine vs Tougen- Steel: Its gonna be a Steelix vs. Steelix here folks. The two Steelixs lunges at each other, they are equal in strength. The two kept attacking each other. The two causes to break nearby buildings, and ended up destroying the nearby stands. Without realzing, they destroy everything but each other so whoops,the ref declares a draw before they destroy anthin' else.
As the trainers goes, Jasmine and Tougen fight each other. Tougen runs like a crazy maniac right to Jasmine. Jasmine puts her cute face with her biggie cute eyes. Tougen couldn't resist her pretty face. He went to her and comfort her, without realizing, she does her sweet talk, and as she talks, she kicks him in the *guys you could guess*, and "OHHHHH!" he cried. He was down and Jasmine wins by playing cute.
Pyrce vs Suzuna- Ice: Pryce uses Piloswine and Suzana uses Yukinooh. The match was a long 20 miniutes and Pryce wins because of Piloswine stamina.
The leader fight, Pryce was too old to fight so he instead uses his ref, Shima. So the fight starts, Shima is such a great fighter owned Suzana. Suzana cried forfeit and it was over. And the win goes to Pryce.
Norman vs Whitney- Normal: Now, Norman uses Slaking, and Whitney uses Miltank. Now the battle was really close, since both showed sides of pure power. Slaking tries to use Hyper Beam, but uh oh, he missed. Miltank is on the 5th rollout and knocked Slaking right in the stomach and rolled right on the wall. Whitney wins.
As the fight goes, the two go at it. Whitney tries to use the same strategy like Jasmine used. But it didn't work on Norman since he has a 10 year old daughter who does the same trick to him to get what she wants, so he picks up Whitney and it looks like he gonna thrown her down. He gonna do it, gonna do it, do it, do it, and WTF? He puts her in spanking postions and spanks her?? At the same time he gives her a lecture of trying to trick them, so Norman wins this one.
Blaine vs Flannery- Fire: Now Blaine uses Magmar and Flannery uses her Torkoal. Blaine now being the more experience one, beats Torkoal with one meezing Fire Blast. Man not a even a minute.
As for fighting each other, Flannery does not want to do the fighting, so he puts her own grandfather Mura in there. (Its gonna be an ELDER FIGHT!!!) The two could use anything necessary. Blaine uses a chair, and Mura uses his heavy *** poem book that have been using. Blaine is a bit younger than Mura so he hits him with the chair. As does that, Mura with all his strength on the ground smacks his foot with his heavy *** book. The two are in pain and crack their backs which both go down. No winner is decided.
Sabrina vs Tate and Liza- Pyschic: Psychic vs. twins. Hmm, now this is gonna be fun! Sabrina uses her Kadabra, and the twins uses Lunatone and Solrock. The two has two Pokemon, so than Sabrina goes on and releases Haunter of what Ash gave her long time ago. The two fight it out, and since Sabrina has Psychic powers, she orders them through her mind. The twins uses their twin power to outsmart Sabrina. The twins uses Hypnosis on the Pokemon. Sabrina orders them to dodges and also use Hypnosis. Hyponosis was flying everywhere, and with that much going on, they all got hypnotized and all do the Hokey Pokey and the Macarena. No winner decided.
As the fight goes, neiter team could use their psychic powers. They were screwed. Tate fights for both of them and Sabrina is on her own. The two started to jab each other. The two were equal. Tate tries to pull a fast one, but he notices Sabrina tits, and get mesmorized. Sabrina punched his *** down and wins. Perverted Boy...
Falkner vs Winona- flying: As for this, it is Pidgeot vs. Swellow. The two fight in the distance of 3000 ft up high. They go at it since both believe deeply in their flying Pokemon. But Winona's Swellow knows Aerial Ace, and gets Falkner down from that. The winner is Winona.
As for the ring match, the two teens lash out against each other. But instead of fighting, they end up whose relgion is better. Oh god, as it got to boiling point that they smacked each other like crazy. It was on, the two smacked each other heads and in the end, the two punched each other faces and both were down,, no winner.
Whoo, that took me my 2 whole hours, and that is the game, your host SOS and is going out!
