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Hacking genius

Discussion in 'Technology Help' started by Paradox, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. Paradox

    Paradox Irate Pirate

    During my usual ramblings on the internet I found this on another forum. I don't claim to know that much about the technical side of computers, but even I know the loopback IP address. Surely the story is too good to be true. The following hasn't been written by me:

    Never guessed this would have gotten this amount of traffic. This is the story about a hacker who had little problems... Original from the german site http://www.stophiphop.de/, story can be found here: http://www.stophiphop.de/modules/news/arti...php?storyid=184, please include this link if you repost this anywhere (site might be down, quite a lot of people are reading this). I, Cochrane, did not write this. I only translated it. Some people seem to get that wrong, it was Elch from www.stophiphop.de who first published this log.

    In case you don't speak german (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to english. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the german version. I've posted this on the forum on http://www.desertcombat.com before, so if this looks familiar, might be the same. I've corrected some mistakes and put the < > back to the right version (The DC forum does not support them). All censoring was done by this particular forum here.
    Notice that in germany we get DST earlier than in the US.

    The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny. To quote him: "we [Please control your cussing] satanists victims winos like you in the *** every day" (this did not make sense in german, either. The translator). But it got even more funny.

    For information: The dangerous hacker is called *****checker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

    What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

    There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

    He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

    In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

    Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. *****checker was comforting me with a music tip.

    Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

    Or isn't it happening on my computer?

    The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! *****checker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

    Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

    Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "*****checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

    Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe *****checker was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.

    Added by the translator: I completely forgot the last notice - sorry. His german is about as bad as my translation of it (this was intended). Notice that the german expression "Leistungskurs" (the most advanced course you can take in the kind of school that prepares you for university) can not really be translated into english. I tried with "advanced" and "major field of study", hope it fits.
  2. ♪Crystal Mew♪

    ♪Crystal Mew♪ Mr. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒


    this is hilarious
  3. Emo Saria

    Emo Saria Be my Penguin <3

    I met a real hacker before, well, not really, all he did was send a small bug to me, but it always dies in 5 minutes by our fire wall, but the computer wasn't working until i turned it off and the bug was sent to him, but he came back early.
    then i told the admin, he hacked him for me, and broke the computer, then my IP# changed automatically i guess

    But it's always nice to know how stupid people really are!
  4. ♪Crystal Mew♪

    ♪Crystal Mew♪ Mr. ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

    Hacking by definition is to change something in a way that it was not meant to be changed or to access data in a way that it it was not meant to be accessed...

    So technically opening a png file in notepad is hacking.

    EDIT: but thats beside the point

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