Another holiday one shot! Like the last one long, and the funny parts start later! Enjoy and please say what you like or don't like about this! Not that it's Pokemon related and is considered a boncu chapter of my fic. Anyway enjoy!
Halloween Casino Night!
We check on Dr. Robotnik who along with his four robotic minions were at their fortress wondering what to do for Halloween.
“I want candy! I want candy!” Whined Bokkun as he was dressed up as a ghost.
“Well we can’t Bokkun. You know the doctor decides what we do each year,” said Boquo dressed up as a turtle.
“Yeah Bokkun! Show your respect to Dr. Robotnik will ya?” Shouted Bomb as he was dressed up as a pumpkin with his fuse out of him still stinking out.
“Yeah! Now Dr. Robotnik what are we gonna do this year for Halloween?” Asked Heavy who was dressed up as a gangster.
“Yeah Dr. Eggman. What are we going to do for Halloween this year?” Asked Dequo dressed up as a clown.
The big bad mean jerk scientist Dr. Eggman dressed up as a ringleader of a circus this year merely evilly grinned and then held a tape and said,
“Boys....were about to get one of my biggest plans to work and a big bonus of sweets,”
“Huh?” Asked his top five robot henchbots confused with what their creator slash boss and slash fat jerk was holding.
“You see boys...sometimes you have to sway people to get what you want...and I decided...to scare the whole wide world for one big good goody bag! The world!” Barked Eggmn as he pulled a whip out of his pockets and whipped the four besides Bokkun on the head who merely yelped in pain.
“Now then...Grandfather’s revenge clip shall do,” muttered Eggman. “Get the Egg Pawns to get building something! Get them to build a satellite now!” Barked Eggman and the five quickly saluted and ran out of the control room.
“In the meantime...” with that said Eggman took out chocolate eggs and begin tossing them in his mouth to munch on. He is after all Eggman! Anyways we now check on our gang who were in the city of Goldenrod and all were dressed up for this year’s Halloween too.
Ash was dressed up as a vampire (I thank a certain artist for that) and a really good costume to go with the vampire stuff. Ed was dressed as a mummy...in toilet paper with nothing beneath it ...seems to be a bit more of a dummy if you ask me. Double-D was dressed up as an archeologist wearing sunglasses. Eddy was wearing what appeared to be street clothes for a gangster...Brendan just went into his Chaos Form plus wore a costume that made him look like a Frankenstein with peppermint colored hair. Drew was in his Chaos Form too but also wore a black vest and a purple shirt instead of his usual clothes to make himself look good too. Then again he did have the strengths of a sniper who wore a cowboy hat.
Wally in his Chaos Form also wore an outfit. He looked like a two tailed version of a mad scientist covered in fake blood stains. Finally May in her Chaos Form also looked like a bit of a combo between a witch and a vampire herself. Could be the bat wings she got from her Chaos Form she was also in....with the big lofty rabbit ears that also let her to fly...and pink hair along with a famous Piko Piko hammer as well. Her new chao Cheese also got ready for the Holliday and it was painted earlier to look like a dark chao as the Chaotix said it. The gang were all waiting for the Chaotix to get changed into their costumes too.
“How long do you think they take just to change?” Asked Brendan curiously.
“I don’t know. Then again we aren’t a croc detective, bee tracker, or chameleon ninja for that matter,” answered Ash.
“Well they better hurry! Were already losing time for trick or treating! And I want my candy!” Barked Eddy.
“Yes as much as I hate to be like Eddy he does have a point,” suggested Double-D who looked at a watch he had on his left arm wrist.
Suddenly three metal detectives suddenly screamed, “HUZZAHHH!”
Apparently our gang except Drew who wasn’t affected weren’t too happy. “What? You guys trying to give us a...huh!? Those are some wicked costumes!”
Apparently Charmy, Vector, and Espio looked like....metal versions of themselves. It was real good the change in appearance as they really did look like robotic version of themselves for Halloween.
“Hey kids! Like our change of.....skins?” Asked Vector as he was rather proud of hi new metallic look for the holiday.
“I have to admit those cost...skins are real good and real looking,” said Brendan.
“YEAH! We look so cool! We look great as metal version of ourselves! Like Metal Sonic for Sonic!” Shouted Charmy in excitement.
“Metal and Sonic who?” Asked May.
“Umm....disregard that last part you heard! Anyways I suppose we do look rather...fitting for this occasion,” said Espio.
“YAY! I can’t wait to go trick or treating!” Shouted Charmy in excitement.
Meanwhile we check back on Dr.. Robotnik’s base and we see the fat man tossing in chocolate eggs in his mouth and to be careful none of them landed on his red ringleader suit and hat for that matter too in the control room. Then Bomb and Heavy entered the room and Heavy said,
“Dr. Robotnik! The satellite is complete! But sir...what exactly are we doing?”
“Yeah I mean we don’t scare those people for nothing you know,” replied Bomb in his usual Brooklyn accent.
“You boys will see...it’s time for the first phase! Fright of the Ark! Then comes phase two which is known as....Last living Night Scam! Then phase three which is...the Night Casino!”
“Casino? You’re going to open a casino on Halloween night?” Asked his two robot minions confused of the whole plan.
“Yep! You see when I get them to play all the games are rigged to take their valuables and such and I even have all the Casino Bunnie Egg Pawns ready at the casino!”
“But...I see no casino here Dr. R,” said Heavy confused.
“True but...who said the casino was here? In fact it’s located in an island near the city of Hollywood! I’m glad too...there was a free abandoned hotel or something called The Hollywood Tower or something of that nature when I saw the place. That’s where I got my robot solders to redecorate the whole place into a gamblers dream!” Barked Robotnik. Bomb and Heavy just sweat-dropped oil when hearing that part about an abandoned hotel.
“Umm...doctor you sure you know what our doing?” Asked Bomb nervously.
“Of course I do! I’ am after all the greatest scientific genius of this world...and our world...and I know that it doesn’t take an IQ of three hundred to figure out there is no such thing as ghost! Barked Robotnik. “Now...let’s get this party started! Ohohoho!...Dear Chaos I just talked like that blue hedgehog...oh well,”
Wirth that said Eggman evilly laughed and tossed another chocolate egg to eat only to choke on it and have Heavy do the Heimlich maneuver on him only to spit out a chocolate egg that bounced off a lever that said, “Disco Fever time!” Suddenly a disco ball came down and the song “Staying Alive” came on... the two robots just stared at Eggman who only sweat-dropped and then barked,
“Umm....this can be explained...whatever you two I need to get the pawn solders to activate the satellite now!”
Bomb and Heavy just saluted and walked out of the room and then Eggman while dancing to the music put in a tape into a VCR in the room and just kept dancing to the beat.
Back to our gang who were now walking through the bright streets of Goldenrod City. It was beautiful that night as all the lights at night made it seem the city was glowing gold in real life at night and day. We see the Ed’s each holding a huge bag filled with sweets of all kinds while the gang followed each holding a various candy to eat.
“We got a lot this year boys!” Shouted Eddy in joy.
“I suppose we do...then again Eddy you were a bit greedy when getting the candy,” replied Double-D walking forward.
“I wasn’t that greedy,” mumbled Eddy.
“Oh really? Wally...show the pictures please,” said Double-D if he were an attorney. Wally then took out a camera he had and on one picture we see Eddy taking a whole bag of candy corn while being chased by a Mightyena, another where he’s seen running with a bag of lollypops while his pants were seen with burnt marks and a Growlithe right behind, and the last where Eddy could be seen underwater in a pretty long small pool while holding a box of Twix over the water while being chased by Carvanha in the pool.
“I rest my case,” smirked Double-D. “....OBJECTION! “ Barked Ed. The rest of the gang just sighed in disbelief. “Well...at least we know they watch that law show with Phoenix Wright too much,” mumbled May.
“Anyway what now? You three are should we say Eddy practically took all the candy of Goldenrod,” joked Ash as they were walking down the sidewalk heading towards the center of the city.
“I don’t know...I figure we head to town to celebrate with other trainers and to eat some sweets...oh I can’t wait to get my teeth a good chomping for sugar!” Shouted Eddy.
“Better be careful Eddy...you might have to see the dentist tomorrow,” said Drew.
“Ha ha real funny. Anyway we should almost be near the center of town for the party,” mumbled Eddy.
“Oh boy! I love parties! I can’t wait for the cake, the candy, the soda, the-“
“Sheesh. No wonder our dental bills are high,” said Vector as Charmy kept rambling about sweet stuff.
“Well I suppose we might as well enjoy....the....celebration,” said Espio as his jaws dropped along with everyone else there at the center of town.
Their was a large TV screen on top of a high building where everyone can see and laid there was a timer for twenty four hours that didn’t seem to move along with a Eggman symbol near it. That could only mean chaos when suddenly the image was replaced by a video. The video depicted an old man with white professor suit, white brush mustache, sunglasses, and was tied to a chair with a chalked wall behind him revealing many mathematical equations. He then spoke,
“This is a death sentence for every human being on Earth. If my calculations are correct, the Space Colony ARK will impact the Earth in twenty four hours. All of you will be destroyed, along with your beloved planet Earth. I plan to give you all a taste of my revenge. Once I initiate this program, it cannot be disabled. All of you ungrateful humans, who took everything away from me... will feel my loss, and despair!”
Then a male voice can be heard that said, “Is there anything else you want to say?” The old man then only replied, “No...” With that said the same male voice from before responded, “Ready!” Then suddenly a gun shot as heard and everyone saw the old man got shot and killed! After that the movie looped back to the beginning and played again for one more time.
“WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED!” Screamed Vector.
“WERE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“THERE WAS A SPACE COLLONY?!”
“WHY!?”
Was what the people screamed in the city of Goldenrod as the citizens ran around in panic and fear. The whole world has also receive the same message and now the whole world was panicking
“Wait a minute...there’s no Space Colony ARK in this world...what the?” Said Espio as he stared into the sky. The gang stared up and saw a large red fireball far away at the stars of space slowly descending towards Earth. “But...how?”
We now check on Eggman and he along with his four top robots were laughing like crazy.
“That was great doctor! The whole world thinks it gonna end!" Laughed Heavy.
“Anyway we now initated the cause of the scientific method. Now to wait for the effect of it as well!” laughed Eggman evilly. “Ha! Hopefully no one will know I made some edits to that tape plus that so called falling Space Colony ARK is really just a projection from the satellite! Ha...now to wait for the bait to get me my good rich weight! Ohoho! This Halloween is gonna be good! Muhaha! Now for phase two!”
Back to our gang who were confused beyond relief of what was going on...then again they did see a death sentence for the entire world.
“So...does this means no party?” Asked Charm With that said everybody anime fell from the rest of the gang.
“Something seems suspicious about that tape that played,” mumbled Vector as he started thinking about it.
“Well...it did look a bit...odd that video...looked like someone like...Eggman edited it,” mumbled Espio thinking to himself.
Suddenly the video was replaced by Eggman as he was seen weeping when he was really just faking the whole thing.
“Isn’t it sad to see the world end in a mere twenty four hours? Want to have some fun and excitement with friends and such for one last great time? Then come on down to Dr. Eggman’s Special Casino called....Eggciting Casino Zone! I have a boat leaving at every city so hurry up and don’t miss your chance to have some fun while you still live! Now to end this massage with a bang!”
With that said the screen blew only leaving a visible part that still had the timer ticking one second by second. Trainers al over the city thought of it and then decided why not? After all...is they think they only had twenty four hours to live...they might as well make it enjoyable so crowds and crowds of people began rushing toward the dock in the city and as they ran our gang just all stared at each other.
“Only a complete fool would fall for that trick,” said Drew.
“Too bad some people are real gullible,” said Double-D as the gang noticed Ed running after the crowd. The gang just sighed with disbelief and chased after him down the streets to the dock.
“Come back here lumpy! Do you seriously think Eggman is telling the truth?!” Shouted Eddy as he was running down a street with Double-D right behind.
“Whatever the shiny screen says is true! Like the one with the fortune cookie lady,” replied Ed as went chasing after the
“Yep. At least I know where Lumpy gets his moron ideas,” thought Eddy.
The gang still chased after him till suddenly Ash tripped on one of his shoe laces who then crashed into Brendan, then into Wally, then into Drew, and then to May and it looked like they were a giant snowball of people that managed to crash into the Chaotix and then the Ed’s that rolled down the street hill all the way to a dock and just rolled right into a large cruise ship and finally stopped.
“Ow that hurt,” mumbled May.
“Well let’s get off before this boat takes us anywhere,” shouted Brendan.
Suddenly an announcement came on that sounded like a robotic male voice that said,
“May all passengers please head inside towards the boat we’re preparing to take off for the Eggsciting Casino Zone,”
“Where Ed go again?” Mumbled Eddy as they saw no sign of the tall Ed. Suddenly the boat blasted off at high speed towards the ocean!
“Why is this thing going so fast!?” Shouted Ash as he and the rest struggled to hold on to the railing.
“When you have an IQ of three hundred, I guess you get the best technology,” blurted out Wally as he also struggled to hold on.
The boat sped real fast and eventually arrived at a dock on a small island where everyone saw a large casino like town. The city was filled with rainbows of colors of many sorts and filled with the Eggman symbols and we now see tons and I mean TONS of people inside a large casino along with a lot of Casino Bunny robots. Casino Bunny robots were basically Egg Pawn robots re colored to make some look green, pink or orange and to have bunny ears and bow ties.
“Proceed to enjoy your games and entertainment as well as the option to relax in our accommodations,” said the robots and then the gang decided on these two words. Why not?
“I’m gonna win me some big sweets tonight!” Shouted Eddy as he was at a blackjack table. His first card was a seven. “Hit me again” Next he got a three. “Hit me another!’ He then got a king and shouted, “Stand! Oh yeah time to see your hand robot!” That said the robot showed his own hand which was an ace and a ten card and he got a stand meaning he got twenty one while Eddy had twenty.
“No wait! Umm....I call a rematch! I double down for hope for a one!” Barked Eddy nervously. Eddy then was about to receive another card and the thought in his head at the moment said, “Please may the luck of the Ed’s guide me!...That was corny,” with that said Eddy received his next card and it was a....two. The Casino bunny then grabbed his bag of sweets when suddenly Eddy jumped on it to try to pull it back. Suddenly someone shouted,
“Security! We got a loser here!” And with that said many Casino Bunny robots jumped and tackled Eddy who only mumbled, “Stupid robots,”
Now we check on Ash, Wally, and Brendan who were all watching Ed play slots and every time Ed pulled a lever after playing a quarter he manage to win prizes of candy and some coins.
“Boy Ed must be real lucky,” said Wally.
“More like dumb luck literally,” mumbled Brendan.
“Let’s try a game ourselves!” Suggested Ash. The three agreed and each went to a slow machine. First Ash tries and he gets two Pikachu’s till suddenly the third just slow turned out to be an Eggman symbol. Then Wally tried and he got two Ralts till suddenly he also got an Eggman symbol. Then Brendan tried and got three Eggman symbols!
“Oh yeah! Luck is on my side! I wonder what I won!” Shouted Brendan as he held his hand under the falling slot. Instead a bunch of little spikes came down and made Brendan yelp in pain as they came into contact with his hands.
“More like bad luck,” mumbled Wally.
We now check on the Chaotix and Vector was seen playing a game of roulette. It seems Vector betted some money he earned on the number five and hoped that the ball would land on it.
“Vector the odds are against us. I mean why bet in a game you know you have a chance to lose the money we got from our detective services here,” suggested Espio. Vector merely shrugged it and barked, “Spin!” The Casino bunny obliged and then spin the wheel...eventually it landed o number five.
“BINGO! Ha told you so Espio! Again!” Shouted Vector. Espio merely rolled his eyes and mumbled, “This isn’t going to end well....I wonder where Charmy is?” At a craps table many Casino Bunny robots were trying to tackle Charmy as he flew around singing the song,
“Ring around the Rosie!
It was hilarious to say the least. Now we check on May and Drew who were checking out the other parts of the casino. They managed to find rooms filled with sports equipment, battle arenas, and even a hot tub. They were having some fun handing out getting to know each other better. We now check on the Ed’s all together as everybody back at the casino saw Eddy up at stage holding a mike.
“I can’t believe this is punishment for me trying to get my candy back,” mumbled Eddy. He was about to sing when suddenly Double-D and Ed landed right near him when other Casino Bunny robots tossed them in and suddenly a stage light from the ceiling fell and hit eddy right on the head!
“Eddy you okay?” Asked Double-D. Suddenly music started and Eddy in a dizzy frenzy began singing,
“I want to be a macho macho man! “
“Ooh my turn! Said Ed as suddenly grabbed the mike from Eddy and another stage light feel from the ceiling hitting Ed on the head too. He then began singing,
“I feel so pretty! Oh so witty and pretty and fly!”
Double-D embarrassed by it all of this then tried to grab the mike and tried to toss it when suddenly yet again another stage light fell due to some robots like Bomb and Heavy wanting a good laugh fell and hit Double-D’s head too and he began singing,
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for this sock hat, too sexy for my shorts-“ and with that said the rest of the gang ran up to stage and pulled the three off fast as they were being bombarded with tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, and enough to make potato salad!
“You guys are definitely the weirdest of the group,” said May.
“Hey what can we say? Were Ed’s! Were supposed to be weird,” replied Eddy and suddenly he realized he betted all the candy they got for the night and shouted, “I want to see the manager!”
“I like the way you think kid,” added Vector. “After all wee do need to collect our debt so I bet this will be our best chance!”
The gang followed with the Chaotix leading and then Vector asked,
“Hey metal heads! Do you guys know where Dr. Eggman is?”
In reality Eggman was watching the whole casino via security cameras and earlier when the Ed’s managed to song one verse of a song he immediately spat out coffee he was drinking at the monitors high in his casino office room and then shouted,
”I knew I get tons of people but not those pests who keep foiling my plans for world domination! It’s time to take them out but...I should toy around with them for the heck of it,” and with that said Eggman reached for microphone and put on his fake voice act shouted,
“Ahem. May Ash Ketchum, Brendan Birch, Wally Wood, May Maple, Edward, Ed, Drew...something,and Eddy Skipper...something please come to the roof of this establishment so we may reward you with a bountiful of candy on the second to last day to work because umm....you are our lucky winners of the second to last day on earth! Go up please now o receive your prize!”
Back down to our gang and Espio stated, “Well looks like we know where he is now,”
“That can’t be Eggman. Eggman’s voice is a lot different then that,” asked Drew.
“True but we’ve heard that voice before when he radioed us for help in one of our past cases,” answered Vector. “Time for us to get our payment we’ve been waiting a while for!” With that said the Chaotix made a run for the elevator and our gang merely followed. When they arrived to the top it looked like a giant roulette board except with no spinner and the sky was pitch black with only lights from nearby towers with giant pumpkin heads and then our gang noticed what appeared to be a giant golden statue of Eggman himself behind the casino.
“Well at least some people have a bigger ego then Ketchum,” said Brendan. “Hey! Anyway I wonder now what happens?’ Added Ash.
“This will happen!” Shouted a voice of bully of a certain robot they knew.
Suddenly massive amount of melted chocolate was poured all over our gang! Then came sprinkles, marshmallows, and even a cherry on top each person’s head. Then the gang suddenly saw Bomb and Heavy in an Eggman balloon laughing like crazy over the incident.
“Hey Bomb! Hey Heavy! Thanks for the candy!” Shouted Charmy as he was excited to lick the chocolate off himself while the rest of the gang just stared at himself. Bomb and heavy hearing this jumped off and saw they accidentally got three old buddies they knew also ...turned into a sticky sweet person.
“Umm...our bad Vector, and Espio,” said Bomb.
Vector and Espio then recognized the two and merely smiled and Vector shouted, “Hey guys! Naw it’s cool about this sweet stuff. How you two been since Carnival Island?”
“Busy as ever working for our boss. So you want any towels? We got some back in the base?” Suggested Heavy.
“Sure. I guess we could clean up,” said Espio and the five talked while making their way to the elevator.
“By the way nice skins. They make you look real robot,” said Heavy and with that the five were gone and the rest of our gang on top of the casino tower were just again plain out confused what happened.
“What just happened?” Said Wally confused greatly. “I’m guessing the Chaotix know Heavy and Bomb,” suggested Double-D. “But as friends?” Asked May confused.
“Well it sure looks like it,” answered Ash as they all sat down to wipe some of the sweet stuff of them...in Ed’s case to lick it off. They were all annoyed...they were all angry....and Eddy most of all was furious to lose all the candy he had over a game of Blackjack....and now they were all cold as he Autumn wind chilled over them on op of a roof while trying to clean themselves off.
“Damn. This really stinks,” muttered Eddy who just liad on his back to stare at the sky.
“I can’t believe Eggman played us for suckers,” said Brendan annoyed at that fact real mad.
“I can’t believe we ended up losing a lot of money due to our gambling addiction to slot machines,” added Wally.
“Do you think we all fight for a dinner next month on Thanksgiving?” Said Ed suddenly. The rest of the gang just stared at him.
“The day I end up helping you guys fight for a Thanksgiving dinner is the day I’ll also make sure one of your own plans backfires on you like... I don’t know a giant stink bomb you Ed’s would make,” answered Drew.
Suddenly Eggman in his ringleader attire in his usual Egg Mobile hovered over the top of the roof smiled down upon our gang. “Oho! How’s your Halloween pests! Having a great time?”
“Terrible no thanks to you Eggman!” Shouted May.
“Aw to bad. The real fun didn’t even start yet!”
“What you talking about Eggman?” Eddy suddenly shouted.
Eggman merely laughed before he said, “Ahem. Nighty night kiddies!” and with that he snapped his fingers and a wave of Egg Pawn robots appeared and surrounded the gang. Our gang gulped in fear and then that’s when our gang each took out a pokeball and were about to toss it when suddenly Eggman took out a large magnet and about thirty pokeballs went flying out of the eight trainers and got stuck on the magnet.
“I don’t allow none of them pokemon to help too!” He added snickering. Ash, Ed, Double-D, and Eddy then mumbled,
“I wish we had a Chaos Form too,”
With that said May, Wally, Brendan, and Drew went into their Chaos Forms and began beating up robotic butts! Eggman merely took out whistle and summoned more Egg Pawn robots this time armed with short lances sharp enough to skewer an entire person to death in one swift stab. Ash, and the Ed’s just make sure to get away from the big arena from the middle and watched as Brendan smashed away in his chaos Form, while Wally tail swiped at the robots tripping them up then to grab them and fly above and drop them against the others, while May was bashing away with her Piko Piko hammer and kicking them away in combat with her new shoes and with the help of her chao Cheese making them go crash into others, while Drew held his own popping each Egg Pawn robot that charged near him with his gun. Needless to say the robots were reduce to scrap metal eventually.
“No bad....but...time to meet some real competition that should be good to give you kids a good scare!” With that said Eggman blew on a whistle and suddenly three very big robots covered in black purple titanium armor carrying huge spiked hammers while wearing a spiked helmet like a gladiator and had red rubber pads on it’s upper metal body. These were the meanest, most feared, and most intimidating of Eggman’s bots. The Heavy Egg Hammers.
“Oh crap,” muttered our gang who all immediately went numb with fear because for one...they knew these robots were real tough.
“Before I let the robots do their specialty...I would like you kids to hear a song.” Asked Eggman.
“Ugh......sure?” Replied Ash confused.
Eggman then hit a button on his Egg Mobile and funny techno music started coming as his recorded voice sang,
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Hahahaha!
Hohohoho!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
The war began,
Earth trembled in fear
Bold, brave, and cold-hearted
The distance grows closer, little by little
Wow! The power you possess is incredible!
He doesn't stand a chance!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
He gives up the same time!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
F-F-F-Frame!
This time, work-
Bring it, mister I wanna see how tough you are!
Work that-
Work that-
Work-
Bring it mister!
Bring it, bring it bring it mister!
“Well that was....funny and yet at the same time intimidating,” mumbled Wally.
“This is the end,” muttered Eddy as the Heavy Egg Hammer robots were about to strike them with their hammers and impale them to death when suddenly...Eggman went above the arena and suddenly a giant armored party ball came out chained to the egg Mobile and the three Heavy Egg Hammer bots then smashed it open and suddenly......tons of candy fell out upon our gang.
“What the...what gives egg?” Shouted Eddy in confusion.
Eggman merely smiled and then shouted, “I figure I do two holidays in the same day so....Happy Halloween and October Fools! See you loser pests later! Enjoy the candy!”
With that said Eggman snapped his fingers and the three Heavy Egg Hammer bots then jumped off the casino and safely landed on the ground and went to guarding the front exit. Eggman just went back inside the casino while our gang was just dumbfounded of what just happened.
“.....Dang. This has been one weird Halloween,” said Brendan.
“I swear Eggman is getting more nuts each passing day he doesn’t rule our world,” mumbled Eddy.
“Well we might as well eat some candy. I mean it is free,” said Ash. They all agreed so they all took a Crunch bar and took a bite...only top spit it out and for May to shout,
“There’s no sugar flavor in this candy!”
“Mine too,” shouted Wally as he spat out his part of his bar as well.
“Great. Eggman played us for saps again,” mumbled Drew.
“Well stop complaining about it and do something about it” shouted Brendan annoyed as well.
“I was fully aware of the situation Birch,” replied Drew back.
“Well stop being negative about this and look at the positives,” replied Brendan back with a little more force.
“You should stop looking at the negatives too,” replied Drew with more force.
“I can tell I’m going to enjoy this if they keep his up,’ mumbled Eddy as he tried to take another bite of his Crunch bar while sitting on a pile of candy like the others and only just spat it out again.
“Why I should give you a knuckle-“
“Boys stop! Come on! It’s Halloween! Let’s not fight,” Shouted May ho was between the two holding them back.
“Well there goes the fight between the Birch and the...Drew I guess...bah this candy really needs some sugar,” mumbled Eddy as he tossed the Crunch bar away.
“It was Halloween night till Eggman managed to make fools out of a lot of people even his robots,” said Ash annoyed too.
“Well I say we give him a taste of his own medicine!” Shouted Eddy as he tossed a Butterfinger bar since it as well had no flavor as well.
“And how do we do that?” Asked Ash.
“Just leave everything to us three,” shouted Eddy as he had the perfect idea how to get some payback upon Eggman.
Back in the casino we see Eggmna overlooking his plan. So far every sucker as he would put it were addicted to his gambling machines spending every value they got only to be added into his stash of cash.
“Don’t they know the odds are against them? Oh well if they still think the world is gonna end then let it be. Ahem. Boquo! Dequo!”
His two top loyal robots showed up right at the spot and saluted and asked, “Yes Dr. Eggman?”
“Prepare for phase three. Get the Egg Pawn solders to strike once all these fools lost their money and take their pokemon as well to be as batteries for some new badniks I’ve been working on...what the?” Eggman spoke till suddenly he saw what Eddy was holding what appeared to be a vacuum.
“Prepare to get a taste of your own medicine?” Shouted Eddy.
“By being afraid of a kid dressed as a gangster who is doing a really lame rip off of the Ghostbusters with a vacuum cleaner you found in the closet?’ Replied Eggman comically.
“...Yes!” With that said he turned his vacuum cleaner on and suddenly a burst of choclate and gum came firing from it landing on Eggman and his two robots. Eggman was real sticky and so was his two robot goons.
“Bye egg! Happy Halloween!” With that said Eddy broke for a run leaving Eggman in a sticky situation along with his two robots. The three struggled to get off the sticky stuff but was so sticky they were stuck on the floor. Suddenly they heard an explosion and Eggman shouted,
“Now what?”
Suddenly it was raining candy and money in the casino! Then someone shouted into megaphone that sounded like Ash that shouted,
“Here’s all your candy and money back! We’ve all been tricked! By Dr. Eggman! Say hi Robuttnik!”
Suddenly everyone in the casino stared upwards and saw Eggman and his two robotic goons. Then Eggman got nervous,
“Now let’s not all be hasty. We all are gentlemen and ladies right?’
People didn’t buy it and they decided to best way to take down a bully was to bully him back so...let’s just say Eggman had a very painful time that night as many pokemon sent out beat the living oil out of the three. Needless to say it was like the time the Chaotix gave him a good beat down. Eventually when everybody else besides our gang was done beating the three up, they left and went back to the boat and waited.
“So Eggman....what have you got to say about ruining holidays for kids?’ Asked Brendan.
Eggman and the three free from the sticky stuff merely walked over and punched Brendan in the face and then walked to his office in the casino and slammed the door shut.
“Well...that was unexpected,” mumbled Wally as he saw Brendan holding his face as it was previously got a strike by Eggman in the form of a hard fist.
“Well I wonder where the Chaotix went? The whole casino is practically empty now,” asked Double-D in confusion.
Suddenly the front entrance of the casino blew up with a bam!
“We decided to take the opportunity to steal some free cash,” said a voice from the smoke rising out of the casino entrance.
“Nack!” Shouted our gang as it revealed the purple weasel sporting his trademark cowboy hat and him waving his gun at them
“Hey! It’s Halloween and I too want my goodie bag. And I think looting a casino will be good so...” Fang then ran to a slot machine and kicked it hard and a bunch of candy and coins came out and our sniper just took out a large bag and start stuffing them in.
“I guess we can let him do it. I mean its Eggman’s money and sweets not ours,” said Drew as they watched the sniper loot the stuff he could.
Suddenly the Chaotix emerged from a nearby door and we see the five members each holding a ice cream cone and were still talking till the sniper the and the Chaotix noticed each other.
“Weasel/Croc!” Shouted Vector and Fang.
“Charmy!” Shouted Charmy and everyone stared at him. “Oh no,” muttered May as she saw Vector and Fang trying to beat each other up. Technically Fang was a criminal and Vector was a cop and they suppose they help but it was Halloween so they just watch the fight as they heard both cursing, punching, and kicking at each other while the rest of the gang held a Crunch bar that was sugar flavored and then took a bite in victory.
Suddenly Eggman’s office exploded and out from the smoke came the doctor and his two robots in his small Egg Walker all painted black and he evilly smiled and shouted,
“You brats ruined my prank slash plan! Time for your Halloween to end with a bang!”
With that said his Egg Walker fired rockets off it’s side and our gang along with the Chaotix and Fang muttered, “RUN!” Bomb and Heavy just stayed back to watch the rest of the gang run and then they both shrugged their shoulders and went back to eating their ice cream cone for robots. They shrugged and Heavy said,
“Good thing we robots were built in to have a database for events. Cause this Halloween definitely is a weird one,” said Bomb as he and Heavy watched the gang and Fang be chased by Eggman in his small Egg Walker around in the large casino.
The two watched the chase start and eventually our gang run out and run to the golden statue of Eggman and they were all backed up against the statue and then Eggman barked,
“Get a load of this! Charging power laser!”
His machine then began charging a powerful beam of energy and then Vector counted in his head, “One...two...THREE!” And with that the gang jumped away and Eggman then blew up the base of his golden statue!
“Oh no! How is it you’re still alive Sonic? I mean detectives?”
“We jumped you egg shaped slime-ball...you better run for it because your golden statue is getting a bit shaky,” replied Vector who was being followed by others as the large Eggman statue was starting to wobble and Eggman made a run for it in his walker and they all got to a safe distance and suddenly the statue fell and hit another tower...then another...then another...like a game of domino’s till it finally led to the main casino and bam did the Eggsciting Casino Zone went bye bye!
“My...casino! Ruined!” Barked Eggman. “You pests will pay!” Barked Eggman at our gang who were now running back to the boat and Eddy shouted,
“You wish!”
Eggman then saw Bomb and Heavy confused in the ruined casino area all charred up each holding an empty ice cream cone and then stared back at our gang who were already gone by then he merely threw a temper tantrum and began barking orders at his loyal robots who just pleaded for forgiveness.
Our gang were back in Goldenrod City eventually for the night and they’re in their hotel room and we see Eddy eating candy from left to right.
“Eddy be careful not to eat that much sweets. You might have to see the dentist,” reminded and joked May.
“No way! My Halloween was practically ruined because of egg back there and now I want to enjoy every last sweet bite of this holiday!” Shouted Eddy as he stuffed another Starburst in his mouth.
“Ok suit yourself,” replied May as the rest of the gang went to bed except the Chaotix and Ed who were watching Saw Two. The next morning....Eddy was seen in a waiting room with an ice pack over his mouth while the rest of the gang were reading magazines.
“Told you so,” said May and Eddy just made a fist out her.
“So Eddy. Do you want me to remind you of dental hygiene?” Asked Double-D. “Always brush after your meals. That’s why you don’t see me here today in pain after eating my sweets,”
“Just shut up...I wonder who’s the dentist?” Mumbled Eddy. He was then called in by the nurse and he saw the name Dr. Ovi Kintobor on a door and he then sat down on a large chair and waited for the doctor to show up.
“Ovi Kinotobor....why does that name sound so familiar? Mumbled Eddy. Suddenly a familiar doctor wearing white suit came in and shouted,
“Ohohoho!”
“Oh no! Now I know why it’s familiar! Kintobor backwards is....Robotnik! And you’re the dentist!?” Asked Eddy surprised as Eggman closed the door.
“I said I would make you pests pay! Now...where should I start? The lower cavities or the upper one?” Answered Eggman evilly as he put on his ear plugs and got a drill out.
“Mommy!” Mumbled Eddy as Eggman began his drilling.
Back to our gang outside who heard various screams of pain and then Double-D said, “All’s well ends well!...Sort of!”
The End!
Halloween Casino Night!
We check on Dr. Robotnik who along with his four robotic minions were at their fortress wondering what to do for Halloween.
“I want candy! I want candy!” Whined Bokkun as he was dressed up as a ghost.
“Well we can’t Bokkun. You know the doctor decides what we do each year,” said Boquo dressed up as a turtle.
“Yeah Bokkun! Show your respect to Dr. Robotnik will ya?” Shouted Bomb as he was dressed up as a pumpkin with his fuse out of him still stinking out.
“Yeah! Now Dr. Robotnik what are we gonna do this year for Halloween?” Asked Heavy who was dressed up as a gangster.
“Yeah Dr. Eggman. What are we going to do for Halloween this year?” Asked Dequo dressed up as a clown.
The big bad mean jerk scientist Dr. Eggman dressed up as a ringleader of a circus this year merely evilly grinned and then held a tape and said,
“Boys....were about to get one of my biggest plans to work and a big bonus of sweets,”
“Huh?” Asked his top five robot henchbots confused with what their creator slash boss and slash fat jerk was holding.
“You see boys...sometimes you have to sway people to get what you want...and I decided...to scare the whole wide world for one big good goody bag! The world!” Barked Eggmn as he pulled a whip out of his pockets and whipped the four besides Bokkun on the head who merely yelped in pain.
“Now then...Grandfather’s revenge clip shall do,” muttered Eggman. “Get the Egg Pawns to get building something! Get them to build a satellite now!” Barked Eggman and the five quickly saluted and ran out of the control room.
“In the meantime...” with that said Eggman took out chocolate eggs and begin tossing them in his mouth to munch on. He is after all Eggman! Anyways we now check on our gang who were in the city of Goldenrod and all were dressed up for this year’s Halloween too.
Ash was dressed up as a vampire (I thank a certain artist for that) and a really good costume to go with the vampire stuff. Ed was dressed as a mummy...in toilet paper with nothing beneath it ...seems to be a bit more of a dummy if you ask me. Double-D was dressed up as an archeologist wearing sunglasses. Eddy was wearing what appeared to be street clothes for a gangster...Brendan just went into his Chaos Form plus wore a costume that made him look like a Frankenstein with peppermint colored hair. Drew was in his Chaos Form too but also wore a black vest and a purple shirt instead of his usual clothes to make himself look good too. Then again he did have the strengths of a sniper who wore a cowboy hat.
Wally in his Chaos Form also wore an outfit. He looked like a two tailed version of a mad scientist covered in fake blood stains. Finally May in her Chaos Form also looked like a bit of a combo between a witch and a vampire herself. Could be the bat wings she got from her Chaos Form she was also in....with the big lofty rabbit ears that also let her to fly...and pink hair along with a famous Piko Piko hammer as well. Her new chao Cheese also got ready for the Holliday and it was painted earlier to look like a dark chao as the Chaotix said it. The gang were all waiting for the Chaotix to get changed into their costumes too.
“How long do you think they take just to change?” Asked Brendan curiously.
“I don’t know. Then again we aren’t a croc detective, bee tracker, or chameleon ninja for that matter,” answered Ash.
“Well they better hurry! Were already losing time for trick or treating! And I want my candy!” Barked Eddy.
“Yes as much as I hate to be like Eddy he does have a point,” suggested Double-D who looked at a watch he had on his left arm wrist.
Suddenly three metal detectives suddenly screamed, “HUZZAHHH!”
Apparently our gang except Drew who wasn’t affected weren’t too happy. “What? You guys trying to give us a...huh!? Those are some wicked costumes!”
Apparently Charmy, Vector, and Espio looked like....metal versions of themselves. It was real good the change in appearance as they really did look like robotic version of themselves for Halloween.
“Hey kids! Like our change of.....skins?” Asked Vector as he was rather proud of hi new metallic look for the holiday.
“I have to admit those cost...skins are real good and real looking,” said Brendan.
“YEAH! We look so cool! We look great as metal version of ourselves! Like Metal Sonic for Sonic!” Shouted Charmy in excitement.
“Metal and Sonic who?” Asked May.
“Umm....disregard that last part you heard! Anyways I suppose we do look rather...fitting for this occasion,” said Espio.
“YAY! I can’t wait to go trick or treating!” Shouted Charmy in excitement.
Meanwhile we check back on Dr.. Robotnik’s base and we see the fat man tossing in chocolate eggs in his mouth and to be careful none of them landed on his red ringleader suit and hat for that matter too in the control room. Then Bomb and Heavy entered the room and Heavy said,
“Dr. Robotnik! The satellite is complete! But sir...what exactly are we doing?”
“Yeah I mean we don’t scare those people for nothing you know,” replied Bomb in his usual Brooklyn accent.
“You boys will see...it’s time for the first phase! Fright of the Ark! Then comes phase two which is known as....Last living Night Scam! Then phase three which is...the Night Casino!”
“Casino? You’re going to open a casino on Halloween night?” Asked his two robot minions confused of the whole plan.
“Yep! You see when I get them to play all the games are rigged to take their valuables and such and I even have all the Casino Bunnie Egg Pawns ready at the casino!”
“But...I see no casino here Dr. R,” said Heavy confused.
“True but...who said the casino was here? In fact it’s located in an island near the city of Hollywood! I’m glad too...there was a free abandoned hotel or something called The Hollywood Tower or something of that nature when I saw the place. That’s where I got my robot solders to redecorate the whole place into a gamblers dream!” Barked Robotnik. Bomb and Heavy just sweat-dropped oil when hearing that part about an abandoned hotel.
“Umm...doctor you sure you know what our doing?” Asked Bomb nervously.
“Of course I do! I’ am after all the greatest scientific genius of this world...and our world...and I know that it doesn’t take an IQ of three hundred to figure out there is no such thing as ghost! Barked Robotnik. “Now...let’s get this party started! Ohohoho!...Dear Chaos I just talked like that blue hedgehog...oh well,”
Wirth that said Eggman evilly laughed and tossed another chocolate egg to eat only to choke on it and have Heavy do the Heimlich maneuver on him only to spit out a chocolate egg that bounced off a lever that said, “Disco Fever time!” Suddenly a disco ball came down and the song “Staying Alive” came on... the two robots just stared at Eggman who only sweat-dropped and then barked,
“Umm....this can be explained...whatever you two I need to get the pawn solders to activate the satellite now!”
Bomb and Heavy just saluted and walked out of the room and then Eggman while dancing to the music put in a tape into a VCR in the room and just kept dancing to the beat.
Back to our gang who were now walking through the bright streets of Goldenrod City. It was beautiful that night as all the lights at night made it seem the city was glowing gold in real life at night and day. We see the Ed’s each holding a huge bag filled with sweets of all kinds while the gang followed each holding a various candy to eat.
“We got a lot this year boys!” Shouted Eddy in joy.
“I suppose we do...then again Eddy you were a bit greedy when getting the candy,” replied Double-D walking forward.
“I wasn’t that greedy,” mumbled Eddy.
“Oh really? Wally...show the pictures please,” said Double-D if he were an attorney. Wally then took out a camera he had and on one picture we see Eddy taking a whole bag of candy corn while being chased by a Mightyena, another where he’s seen running with a bag of lollypops while his pants were seen with burnt marks and a Growlithe right behind, and the last where Eddy could be seen underwater in a pretty long small pool while holding a box of Twix over the water while being chased by Carvanha in the pool.
“I rest my case,” smirked Double-D. “....OBJECTION! “ Barked Ed. The rest of the gang just sighed in disbelief. “Well...at least we know they watch that law show with Phoenix Wright too much,” mumbled May.
“Anyway what now? You three are should we say Eddy practically took all the candy of Goldenrod,” joked Ash as they were walking down the sidewalk heading towards the center of the city.
“I don’t know...I figure we head to town to celebrate with other trainers and to eat some sweets...oh I can’t wait to get my teeth a good chomping for sugar!” Shouted Eddy.
“Better be careful Eddy...you might have to see the dentist tomorrow,” said Drew.
“Ha ha real funny. Anyway we should almost be near the center of town for the party,” mumbled Eddy.
“Oh boy! I love parties! I can’t wait for the cake, the candy, the soda, the-“
“Sheesh. No wonder our dental bills are high,” said Vector as Charmy kept rambling about sweet stuff.
“Well I suppose we might as well enjoy....the....celebration,” said Espio as his jaws dropped along with everyone else there at the center of town.
Their was a large TV screen on top of a high building where everyone can see and laid there was a timer for twenty four hours that didn’t seem to move along with a Eggman symbol near it. That could only mean chaos when suddenly the image was replaced by a video. The video depicted an old man with white professor suit, white brush mustache, sunglasses, and was tied to a chair with a chalked wall behind him revealing many mathematical equations. He then spoke,
“This is a death sentence for every human being on Earth. If my calculations are correct, the Space Colony ARK will impact the Earth in twenty four hours. All of you will be destroyed, along with your beloved planet Earth. I plan to give you all a taste of my revenge. Once I initiate this program, it cannot be disabled. All of you ungrateful humans, who took everything away from me... will feel my loss, and despair!”
Then a male voice can be heard that said, “Is there anything else you want to say?” The old man then only replied, “No...” With that said the same male voice from before responded, “Ready!” Then suddenly a gun shot as heard and everyone saw the old man got shot and killed! After that the movie looped back to the beginning and played again for one more time.
“WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED!” Screamed Vector.
“WERE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“THERE WAS A SPACE COLLONY?!”
“WHY!?”
Was what the people screamed in the city of Goldenrod as the citizens ran around in panic and fear. The whole world has also receive the same message and now the whole world was panicking
“Wait a minute...there’s no Space Colony ARK in this world...what the?” Said Espio as he stared into the sky. The gang stared up and saw a large red fireball far away at the stars of space slowly descending towards Earth. “But...how?”
We now check on Eggman and he along with his four top robots were laughing like crazy.
“That was great doctor! The whole world thinks it gonna end!" Laughed Heavy.
“Anyway we now initated the cause of the scientific method. Now to wait for the effect of it as well!” laughed Eggman evilly. “Ha! Hopefully no one will know I made some edits to that tape plus that so called falling Space Colony ARK is really just a projection from the satellite! Ha...now to wait for the bait to get me my good rich weight! Ohoho! This Halloween is gonna be good! Muhaha! Now for phase two!”
Back to our gang who were confused beyond relief of what was going on...then again they did see a death sentence for the entire world.
“So...does this means no party?” Asked Charm With that said everybody anime fell from the rest of the gang.
“Something seems suspicious about that tape that played,” mumbled Vector as he started thinking about it.
“Well...it did look a bit...odd that video...looked like someone like...Eggman edited it,” mumbled Espio thinking to himself.
Suddenly the video was replaced by Eggman as he was seen weeping when he was really just faking the whole thing.
“Isn’t it sad to see the world end in a mere twenty four hours? Want to have some fun and excitement with friends and such for one last great time? Then come on down to Dr. Eggman’s Special Casino called....Eggciting Casino Zone! I have a boat leaving at every city so hurry up and don’t miss your chance to have some fun while you still live! Now to end this massage with a bang!”
With that said the screen blew only leaving a visible part that still had the timer ticking one second by second. Trainers al over the city thought of it and then decided why not? After all...is they think they only had twenty four hours to live...they might as well make it enjoyable so crowds and crowds of people began rushing toward the dock in the city and as they ran our gang just all stared at each other.
“Only a complete fool would fall for that trick,” said Drew.
“Too bad some people are real gullible,” said Double-D as the gang noticed Ed running after the crowd. The gang just sighed with disbelief and chased after him down the streets to the dock.
“Come back here lumpy! Do you seriously think Eggman is telling the truth?!” Shouted Eddy as he was running down a street with Double-D right behind.
“Whatever the shiny screen says is true! Like the one with the fortune cookie lady,” replied Ed as went chasing after the
“Yep. At least I know where Lumpy gets his moron ideas,” thought Eddy.
The gang still chased after him till suddenly Ash tripped on one of his shoe laces who then crashed into Brendan, then into Wally, then into Drew, and then to May and it looked like they were a giant snowball of people that managed to crash into the Chaotix and then the Ed’s that rolled down the street hill all the way to a dock and just rolled right into a large cruise ship and finally stopped.
“Ow that hurt,” mumbled May.
“Well let’s get off before this boat takes us anywhere,” shouted Brendan.
Suddenly an announcement came on that sounded like a robotic male voice that said,
“May all passengers please head inside towards the boat we’re preparing to take off for the Eggsciting Casino Zone,”
“Where Ed go again?” Mumbled Eddy as they saw no sign of the tall Ed. Suddenly the boat blasted off at high speed towards the ocean!
“Why is this thing going so fast!?” Shouted Ash as he and the rest struggled to hold on to the railing.
“When you have an IQ of three hundred, I guess you get the best technology,” blurted out Wally as he also struggled to hold on.
The boat sped real fast and eventually arrived at a dock on a small island where everyone saw a large casino like town. The city was filled with rainbows of colors of many sorts and filled with the Eggman symbols and we now see tons and I mean TONS of people inside a large casino along with a lot of Casino Bunny robots. Casino Bunny robots were basically Egg Pawn robots re colored to make some look green, pink or orange and to have bunny ears and bow ties.
“Proceed to enjoy your games and entertainment as well as the option to relax in our accommodations,” said the robots and then the gang decided on these two words. Why not?
“I’m gonna win me some big sweets tonight!” Shouted Eddy as he was at a blackjack table. His first card was a seven. “Hit me again” Next he got a three. “Hit me another!’ He then got a king and shouted, “Stand! Oh yeah time to see your hand robot!” That said the robot showed his own hand which was an ace and a ten card and he got a stand meaning he got twenty one while Eddy had twenty.
“No wait! Umm....I call a rematch! I double down for hope for a one!” Barked Eddy nervously. Eddy then was about to receive another card and the thought in his head at the moment said, “Please may the luck of the Ed’s guide me!...That was corny,” with that said Eddy received his next card and it was a....two. The Casino bunny then grabbed his bag of sweets when suddenly Eddy jumped on it to try to pull it back. Suddenly someone shouted,
“Security! We got a loser here!” And with that said many Casino Bunny robots jumped and tackled Eddy who only mumbled, “Stupid robots,”
Now we check on Ash, Wally, and Brendan who were all watching Ed play slots and every time Ed pulled a lever after playing a quarter he manage to win prizes of candy and some coins.
“Boy Ed must be real lucky,” said Wally.
“More like dumb luck literally,” mumbled Brendan.
“Let’s try a game ourselves!” Suggested Ash. The three agreed and each went to a slow machine. First Ash tries and he gets two Pikachu’s till suddenly the third just slow turned out to be an Eggman symbol. Then Wally tried and he got two Ralts till suddenly he also got an Eggman symbol. Then Brendan tried and got three Eggman symbols!
“Oh yeah! Luck is on my side! I wonder what I won!” Shouted Brendan as he held his hand under the falling slot. Instead a bunch of little spikes came down and made Brendan yelp in pain as they came into contact with his hands.
“More like bad luck,” mumbled Wally.
We now check on the Chaotix and Vector was seen playing a game of roulette. It seems Vector betted some money he earned on the number five and hoped that the ball would land on it.
“Vector the odds are against us. I mean why bet in a game you know you have a chance to lose the money we got from our detective services here,” suggested Espio. Vector merely shrugged it and barked, “Spin!” The Casino bunny obliged and then spin the wheel...eventually it landed o number five.
“BINGO! Ha told you so Espio! Again!” Shouted Vector. Espio merely rolled his eyes and mumbled, “This isn’t going to end well....I wonder where Charmy is?” At a craps table many Casino Bunny robots were trying to tackle Charmy as he flew around singing the song,
“Ring around the Rosie!
It was hilarious to say the least. Now we check on May and Drew who were checking out the other parts of the casino. They managed to find rooms filled with sports equipment, battle arenas, and even a hot tub. They were having some fun handing out getting to know each other better. We now check on the Ed’s all together as everybody back at the casino saw Eddy up at stage holding a mike.
“I can’t believe this is punishment for me trying to get my candy back,” mumbled Eddy. He was about to sing when suddenly Double-D and Ed landed right near him when other Casino Bunny robots tossed them in and suddenly a stage light from the ceiling fell and hit eddy right on the head!
“Eddy you okay?” Asked Double-D. Suddenly music started and Eddy in a dizzy frenzy began singing,
“I want to be a macho macho man! “
“Ooh my turn! Said Ed as suddenly grabbed the mike from Eddy and another stage light feel from the ceiling hitting Ed on the head too. He then began singing,
“I feel so pretty! Oh so witty and pretty and fly!”
Double-D embarrassed by it all of this then tried to grab the mike and tried to toss it when suddenly yet again another stage light fell due to some robots like Bomb and Heavy wanting a good laugh fell and hit Double-D’s head too and he began singing,
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for this sock hat, too sexy for my shorts-“ and with that said the rest of the gang ran up to stage and pulled the three off fast as they were being bombarded with tomatoes, lettuce, carrots, and enough to make potato salad!
“You guys are definitely the weirdest of the group,” said May.
“Hey what can we say? Were Ed’s! Were supposed to be weird,” replied Eddy and suddenly he realized he betted all the candy they got for the night and shouted, “I want to see the manager!”
“I like the way you think kid,” added Vector. “After all wee do need to collect our debt so I bet this will be our best chance!”
The gang followed with the Chaotix leading and then Vector asked,
“Hey metal heads! Do you guys know where Dr. Eggman is?”
In reality Eggman was watching the whole casino via security cameras and earlier when the Ed’s managed to song one verse of a song he immediately spat out coffee he was drinking at the monitors high in his casino office room and then shouted,
”I knew I get tons of people but not those pests who keep foiling my plans for world domination! It’s time to take them out but...I should toy around with them for the heck of it,” and with that said Eggman reached for microphone and put on his fake voice act shouted,
“Ahem. May Ash Ketchum, Brendan Birch, Wally Wood, May Maple, Edward, Ed, Drew...something,and Eddy Skipper...something please come to the roof of this establishment so we may reward you with a bountiful of candy on the second to last day to work because umm....you are our lucky winners of the second to last day on earth! Go up please now o receive your prize!”
Back down to our gang and Espio stated, “Well looks like we know where he is now,”
“That can’t be Eggman. Eggman’s voice is a lot different then that,” asked Drew.
“True but we’ve heard that voice before when he radioed us for help in one of our past cases,” answered Vector. “Time for us to get our payment we’ve been waiting a while for!” With that said the Chaotix made a run for the elevator and our gang merely followed. When they arrived to the top it looked like a giant roulette board except with no spinner and the sky was pitch black with only lights from nearby towers with giant pumpkin heads and then our gang noticed what appeared to be a giant golden statue of Eggman himself behind the casino.
“Well at least some people have a bigger ego then Ketchum,” said Brendan. “Hey! Anyway I wonder now what happens?’ Added Ash.
“This will happen!” Shouted a voice of bully of a certain robot they knew.
Suddenly massive amount of melted chocolate was poured all over our gang! Then came sprinkles, marshmallows, and even a cherry on top each person’s head. Then the gang suddenly saw Bomb and Heavy in an Eggman balloon laughing like crazy over the incident.
“Hey Bomb! Hey Heavy! Thanks for the candy!” Shouted Charmy as he was excited to lick the chocolate off himself while the rest of the gang just stared at himself. Bomb and heavy hearing this jumped off and saw they accidentally got three old buddies they knew also ...turned into a sticky sweet person.
“Umm...our bad Vector, and Espio,” said Bomb.
Vector and Espio then recognized the two and merely smiled and Vector shouted, “Hey guys! Naw it’s cool about this sweet stuff. How you two been since Carnival Island?”
“Busy as ever working for our boss. So you want any towels? We got some back in the base?” Suggested Heavy.
“Sure. I guess we could clean up,” said Espio and the five talked while making their way to the elevator.
“By the way nice skins. They make you look real robot,” said Heavy and with that the five were gone and the rest of our gang on top of the casino tower were just again plain out confused what happened.
“What just happened?” Said Wally confused greatly. “I’m guessing the Chaotix know Heavy and Bomb,” suggested Double-D. “But as friends?” Asked May confused.
“Well it sure looks like it,” answered Ash as they all sat down to wipe some of the sweet stuff of them...in Ed’s case to lick it off. They were all annoyed...they were all angry....and Eddy most of all was furious to lose all the candy he had over a game of Blackjack....and now they were all cold as he Autumn wind chilled over them on op of a roof while trying to clean themselves off.
“Damn. This really stinks,” muttered Eddy who just liad on his back to stare at the sky.
“I can’t believe Eggman played us for suckers,” said Brendan annoyed at that fact real mad.
“I can’t believe we ended up losing a lot of money due to our gambling addiction to slot machines,” added Wally.
“Do you think we all fight for a dinner next month on Thanksgiving?” Said Ed suddenly. The rest of the gang just stared at him.
“The day I end up helping you guys fight for a Thanksgiving dinner is the day I’ll also make sure one of your own plans backfires on you like... I don’t know a giant stink bomb you Ed’s would make,” answered Drew.
Suddenly Eggman in his ringleader attire in his usual Egg Mobile hovered over the top of the roof smiled down upon our gang. “Oho! How’s your Halloween pests! Having a great time?”
“Terrible no thanks to you Eggman!” Shouted May.
“Aw to bad. The real fun didn’t even start yet!”
“What you talking about Eggman?” Eddy suddenly shouted.
Eggman merely laughed before he said, “Ahem. Nighty night kiddies!” and with that he snapped his fingers and a wave of Egg Pawn robots appeared and surrounded the gang. Our gang gulped in fear and then that’s when our gang each took out a pokeball and were about to toss it when suddenly Eggman took out a large magnet and about thirty pokeballs went flying out of the eight trainers and got stuck on the magnet.
“I don’t allow none of them pokemon to help too!” He added snickering. Ash, Ed, Double-D, and Eddy then mumbled,
“I wish we had a Chaos Form too,”
With that said May, Wally, Brendan, and Drew went into their Chaos Forms and began beating up robotic butts! Eggman merely took out whistle and summoned more Egg Pawn robots this time armed with short lances sharp enough to skewer an entire person to death in one swift stab. Ash, and the Ed’s just make sure to get away from the big arena from the middle and watched as Brendan smashed away in his chaos Form, while Wally tail swiped at the robots tripping them up then to grab them and fly above and drop them against the others, while May was bashing away with her Piko Piko hammer and kicking them away in combat with her new shoes and with the help of her chao Cheese making them go crash into others, while Drew held his own popping each Egg Pawn robot that charged near him with his gun. Needless to say the robots were reduce to scrap metal eventually.
“No bad....but...time to meet some real competition that should be good to give you kids a good scare!” With that said Eggman blew on a whistle and suddenly three very big robots covered in black purple titanium armor carrying huge spiked hammers while wearing a spiked helmet like a gladiator and had red rubber pads on it’s upper metal body. These were the meanest, most feared, and most intimidating of Eggman’s bots. The Heavy Egg Hammers.
“Oh crap,” muttered our gang who all immediately went numb with fear because for one...they knew these robots were real tough.
“Before I let the robots do their specialty...I would like you kids to hear a song.” Asked Eggman.
“Ugh......sure?” Replied Ash confused.
Eggman then hit a button on his Egg Mobile and funny techno music started coming as his recorded voice sang,
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Hahahaha!
Hohohoho!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
The war began,
Earth trembled in fear
Bold, brave, and cold-hearted
The distance grows closer, little by little
Wow! The power you possess is incredible!
He doesn't stand a chance!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
Work that sucker to death!
C’mon now work that sucker to death!
He gives up the same time!
Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
F-F-F-Frame!
This time, work-
Bring it, mister I wanna see how tough you are!
Work that-
Work that-
Work-
Bring it mister!
Bring it, bring it bring it mister!
“Well that was....funny and yet at the same time intimidating,” mumbled Wally.
“This is the end,” muttered Eddy as the Heavy Egg Hammer robots were about to strike them with their hammers and impale them to death when suddenly...Eggman went above the arena and suddenly a giant armored party ball came out chained to the egg Mobile and the three Heavy Egg Hammer bots then smashed it open and suddenly......tons of candy fell out upon our gang.
“What the...what gives egg?” Shouted Eddy in confusion.
Eggman merely smiled and then shouted, “I figure I do two holidays in the same day so....Happy Halloween and October Fools! See you loser pests later! Enjoy the candy!”
With that said Eggman snapped his fingers and the three Heavy Egg Hammer bots then jumped off the casino and safely landed on the ground and went to guarding the front exit. Eggman just went back inside the casino while our gang was just dumbfounded of what just happened.
“.....Dang. This has been one weird Halloween,” said Brendan.
“I swear Eggman is getting more nuts each passing day he doesn’t rule our world,” mumbled Eddy.
“Well we might as well eat some candy. I mean it is free,” said Ash. They all agreed so they all took a Crunch bar and took a bite...only top spit it out and for May to shout,
“There’s no sugar flavor in this candy!”
“Mine too,” shouted Wally as he spat out his part of his bar as well.
“Great. Eggman played us for saps again,” mumbled Drew.
“Well stop complaining about it and do something about it” shouted Brendan annoyed as well.
“I was fully aware of the situation Birch,” replied Drew back.
“Well stop being negative about this and look at the positives,” replied Brendan back with a little more force.
“You should stop looking at the negatives too,” replied Drew with more force.
“I can tell I’m going to enjoy this if they keep his up,’ mumbled Eddy as he tried to take another bite of his Crunch bar while sitting on a pile of candy like the others and only just spat it out again.
“Why I should give you a knuckle-“
“Boys stop! Come on! It’s Halloween! Let’s not fight,” Shouted May ho was between the two holding them back.
“Well there goes the fight between the Birch and the...Drew I guess...bah this candy really needs some sugar,” mumbled Eddy as he tossed the Crunch bar away.
“It was Halloween night till Eggman managed to make fools out of a lot of people even his robots,” said Ash annoyed too.
“Well I say we give him a taste of his own medicine!” Shouted Eddy as he tossed a Butterfinger bar since it as well had no flavor as well.
“And how do we do that?” Asked Ash.
“Just leave everything to us three,” shouted Eddy as he had the perfect idea how to get some payback upon Eggman.
Back in the casino we see Eggmna overlooking his plan. So far every sucker as he would put it were addicted to his gambling machines spending every value they got only to be added into his stash of cash.
“Don’t they know the odds are against them? Oh well if they still think the world is gonna end then let it be. Ahem. Boquo! Dequo!”
His two top loyal robots showed up right at the spot and saluted and asked, “Yes Dr. Eggman?”
“Prepare for phase three. Get the Egg Pawn solders to strike once all these fools lost their money and take their pokemon as well to be as batteries for some new badniks I’ve been working on...what the?” Eggman spoke till suddenly he saw what Eddy was holding what appeared to be a vacuum.
“Prepare to get a taste of your own medicine?” Shouted Eddy.
“By being afraid of a kid dressed as a gangster who is doing a really lame rip off of the Ghostbusters with a vacuum cleaner you found in the closet?’ Replied Eggman comically.
“...Yes!” With that said he turned his vacuum cleaner on and suddenly a burst of choclate and gum came firing from it landing on Eggman and his two robots. Eggman was real sticky and so was his two robot goons.
“Bye egg! Happy Halloween!” With that said Eddy broke for a run leaving Eggman in a sticky situation along with his two robots. The three struggled to get off the sticky stuff but was so sticky they were stuck on the floor. Suddenly they heard an explosion and Eggman shouted,
“Now what?”
Suddenly it was raining candy and money in the casino! Then someone shouted into megaphone that sounded like Ash that shouted,
“Here’s all your candy and money back! We’ve all been tricked! By Dr. Eggman! Say hi Robuttnik!”
Suddenly everyone in the casino stared upwards and saw Eggman and his two robotic goons. Then Eggman got nervous,
“Now let’s not all be hasty. We all are gentlemen and ladies right?’
People didn’t buy it and they decided to best way to take down a bully was to bully him back so...let’s just say Eggman had a very painful time that night as many pokemon sent out beat the living oil out of the three. Needless to say it was like the time the Chaotix gave him a good beat down. Eventually when everybody else besides our gang was done beating the three up, they left and went back to the boat and waited.
“So Eggman....what have you got to say about ruining holidays for kids?’ Asked Brendan.
Eggman and the three free from the sticky stuff merely walked over and punched Brendan in the face and then walked to his office in the casino and slammed the door shut.
“Well...that was unexpected,” mumbled Wally as he saw Brendan holding his face as it was previously got a strike by Eggman in the form of a hard fist.
“Well I wonder where the Chaotix went? The whole casino is practically empty now,” asked Double-D in confusion.
Suddenly the front entrance of the casino blew up with a bam!
“We decided to take the opportunity to steal some free cash,” said a voice from the smoke rising out of the casino entrance.
“Nack!” Shouted our gang as it revealed the purple weasel sporting his trademark cowboy hat and him waving his gun at them
“Hey! It’s Halloween and I too want my goodie bag. And I think looting a casino will be good so...” Fang then ran to a slot machine and kicked it hard and a bunch of candy and coins came out and our sniper just took out a large bag and start stuffing them in.
“I guess we can let him do it. I mean its Eggman’s money and sweets not ours,” said Drew as they watched the sniper loot the stuff he could.
Suddenly the Chaotix emerged from a nearby door and we see the five members each holding a ice cream cone and were still talking till the sniper the and the Chaotix noticed each other.
“Weasel/Croc!” Shouted Vector and Fang.
“Charmy!” Shouted Charmy and everyone stared at him. “Oh no,” muttered May as she saw Vector and Fang trying to beat each other up. Technically Fang was a criminal and Vector was a cop and they suppose they help but it was Halloween so they just watch the fight as they heard both cursing, punching, and kicking at each other while the rest of the gang held a Crunch bar that was sugar flavored and then took a bite in victory.
Suddenly Eggman’s office exploded and out from the smoke came the doctor and his two robots in his small Egg Walker all painted black and he evilly smiled and shouted,
“You brats ruined my prank slash plan! Time for your Halloween to end with a bang!”
With that said his Egg Walker fired rockets off it’s side and our gang along with the Chaotix and Fang muttered, “RUN!” Bomb and Heavy just stayed back to watch the rest of the gang run and then they both shrugged their shoulders and went back to eating their ice cream cone for robots. They shrugged and Heavy said,
“Good thing we robots were built in to have a database for events. Cause this Halloween definitely is a weird one,” said Bomb as he and Heavy watched the gang and Fang be chased by Eggman in his small Egg Walker around in the large casino.
The two watched the chase start and eventually our gang run out and run to the golden statue of Eggman and they were all backed up against the statue and then Eggman barked,
“Get a load of this! Charging power laser!”
His machine then began charging a powerful beam of energy and then Vector counted in his head, “One...two...THREE!” And with that the gang jumped away and Eggman then blew up the base of his golden statue!
“Oh no! How is it you’re still alive Sonic? I mean detectives?”
“We jumped you egg shaped slime-ball...you better run for it because your golden statue is getting a bit shaky,” replied Vector who was being followed by others as the large Eggman statue was starting to wobble and Eggman made a run for it in his walker and they all got to a safe distance and suddenly the statue fell and hit another tower...then another...then another...like a game of domino’s till it finally led to the main casino and bam did the Eggsciting Casino Zone went bye bye!
“My...casino! Ruined!” Barked Eggman. “You pests will pay!” Barked Eggman at our gang who were now running back to the boat and Eddy shouted,
“You wish!”
Eggman then saw Bomb and Heavy confused in the ruined casino area all charred up each holding an empty ice cream cone and then stared back at our gang who were already gone by then he merely threw a temper tantrum and began barking orders at his loyal robots who just pleaded for forgiveness.
Our gang were back in Goldenrod City eventually for the night and they’re in their hotel room and we see Eddy eating candy from left to right.
“Eddy be careful not to eat that much sweets. You might have to see the dentist,” reminded and joked May.
“No way! My Halloween was practically ruined because of egg back there and now I want to enjoy every last sweet bite of this holiday!” Shouted Eddy as he stuffed another Starburst in his mouth.
“Ok suit yourself,” replied May as the rest of the gang went to bed except the Chaotix and Ed who were watching Saw Two. The next morning....Eddy was seen in a waiting room with an ice pack over his mouth while the rest of the gang were reading magazines.
“Told you so,” said May and Eddy just made a fist out her.
“So Eddy. Do you want me to remind you of dental hygiene?” Asked Double-D. “Always brush after your meals. That’s why you don’t see me here today in pain after eating my sweets,”
“Just shut up...I wonder who’s the dentist?” Mumbled Eddy. He was then called in by the nurse and he saw the name Dr. Ovi Kintobor on a door and he then sat down on a large chair and waited for the doctor to show up.
“Ovi Kinotobor....why does that name sound so familiar? Mumbled Eddy. Suddenly a familiar doctor wearing white suit came in and shouted,
“Ohohoho!”
“Oh no! Now I know why it’s familiar! Kintobor backwards is....Robotnik! And you’re the dentist!?” Asked Eddy surprised as Eggman closed the door.
“I said I would make you pests pay! Now...where should I start? The lower cavities or the upper one?” Answered Eggman evilly as he put on his ear plugs and got a drill out.
“Mommy!” Mumbled Eddy as Eggman began his drilling.
Back to our gang outside who heard various screams of pain and then Double-D said, “All’s well ends well!...Sort of!”
The End!
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