It's that one time of the year again where I can be obnoxiously and arrogantly patriotic, and have it be socially acceptable. I went on a road trip to Wisconsin to buy fireworks, because apparently they're illegal to sell in Minnesota. Stupid states having different laws.

Anyways, I'm going to have fun tonight getting plastered and blowing
shit up in the name of
America. Hopefully I manage to keep all of my limbs by the time the night is over. I don't want to be the person with no arm that walks into a place, and someone asks "How'd you lose your arm?" and my response being "Well, this one 4th of July man..."