Hilarious Rival Names?

[QingLong]

My rival names:

Leaf Green: J.Lennon
Platinum: Dumbass
Heart Gold: Loser

 

[Golden Pure]

I've never tried to make any of my rival names funny, but the first time I played a Pokemon game (Gold version), I thought I had to name my rival ??? when the guard asked me what his name was, since that's what I saw in the first battle with my rival, so I did.

 

[rykerr1]

I usually don't, but I was in an interesting mood when I got to that point in SS so I named him Satan. Haha but the rival in SS is really mean so... yeah....

 

[giratina hates shaymin]

in platinum my rivals name was asstouch

 

[GilligBoi]

Douche is the only one I can think of.

 

[Cassiopeia]

I've never tried to make any of my rival names funny, but the first time I played a Pokemon game (Gold version), I thought I had to name my rival ??? when the guard asked me what his name was, since that's what I saw in the first battle with my rival, so I did.

Lol me too!

 

[DJPJ]

I am sad because the names "MyWifeKnowsEverything" and "TheWifeDoesn'tKnow" don't fit.

So my rival is named after my brother.

that horse race was pretty sweet.

 

[legendarypokemonmaster]

Fire Red rival Gary- Snofat

 

[TyranitarFan]

Retard, Dipshit, Vagina. stuff like that

 

[Zexiontwo]

I nickname my people and rivals after Kingdom Hearts characters, and I just restarted soul silver, I used the anagram of Xemnas, yes I mean M*ns*x

 

[PinkPalkia]

Just had a dumb idea.

My name: MyNameFits
His name: NameCantFi

 

[Andrew1239]

Name the trainer: Pen*s
+
Name the pokemon: Sp*nk

"Pen*s sent out Sp*nk" xD

 

[Rainbowdashtheawesome]

I once named my rival Tihspid (it's dipshit spelled backwards).

 

[Electric]

Leafgreen: Blue (uncreative)
Soulsilver: Dim (I have no idea)

When the Crown Beasts were given out over Wifi, I would erase my Diamond version, get to the point where I could get the beast, trade it to SS and erase Diamond and repeat. I named my rival the c word and other funny things.

 

[Venomfang]

Fire red - Pingas!!

 

[PikaPika677]

ur rival's name is ur in-game name
there.

 

[vulpixluvr]

I just started a game and used the name "jackash" Im really proud of myself...

 

[Estellise]

In SS I named the rival 'Souless'.

 

[TerraWolf]

I once did not name my rival penisbuttmunch

 

[Missingno.Fan]

I always name my rival on Gold and Heart Gold "Big Red". I don't know why, it is just funny. I remember one time my brother named his rival on Silver "Dumbaxx" (spelt like that) so it was really funny when a NPC said "Some Dumbaxx kid" when referring to your rival.