Hilarious Rival Names?

[Schade]

it is only funny in FR/LG when Prof. Oak forget the name of his own grandson.
"Oh yeah, I remember now. -insert funny name- 's his name!

I just go for the regulars, Gary, Barry, Silver etc.

 

[PinkPrincess]

I once named Barry Blondie because he was blonde :3

 

[BlazingCold]

Dick, or something heavily inappropriate.

 

[MagmaGruntTéa]

Hihihihihiroshi!

 

[TimelordOtaku]

I don't know about hilarious, but I named my rival Chimney in Platinum.

 

[Italianbaptist]

I named my rival jerkwad in leaf green.

Maybe I should name him dookie in white2

Edit: will prob name either him or my trainer cheese with a smiley face at the end in tribute to the foster's character

 

[Dragon Trainer X]

I name my rival either accident, whoops, or Mr. Bean.

 

[Bolt the Cat]

I named my rival Douche in SoulSilver *crosses fingers that the swear filter doesn't censor it*

Wow, that's actually not censored? You're slipping Serebii.

 

[Profesco]

Profesco used Hi Bump Kick!