Morpher01
Bewear my power
Hitmonchan: Hello, people, and welcome to Hitmontalk! I'm Hitmonchan.
Hitmonlee: I'm Hitmonlee.
Hitmontop: And I'm Hitmontop.
All three: Prepare for an immense comedy show!
(before you ask, yes, I got this from Typhlogirl. Thank you for a fic that brought laughter to everyone here, Typhlogirl.)
Episodes:
1. Ash, Brock and Misty's first Pokemon.
2. Ash's second three Pokemon
3. Brock's second three Pokemon
4. Misty's other Pokemon
5. Pokemon hatched from eggs in the anime.
More to come!
Episode 1: Ash, Brock and Misty's first Pokemon.
Hitmonchan: Hello, world! This is Hitmonchan of Hitmontalk, welcoming you to our first episode!
Hitmonlee: Yeah, baby! By the way, how can I talk if I don't have a mouth?
Hitmonchan: *punches Hitmonlee into a wall*Anyway, welcome Ash, Brock and Misty's first three Pokemon! Ash's Pikachu, Brock's Onix and Misty's Starmie!
Pikachu: Hello.
Onix: I LIKE PIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ROCK PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Starmie: *psychically moves chair away from Onix's* Erm...hi?
Hitmontop: Now, first question. What were you like when your trainer first got you?
Pikachu: I didn't think Ash was worthy of owning me, so I laughed and disobeyed him. But, after he protected me from a HUGE flock of Spearow, I thought he was nice.
Hitmontop: Cool. And you, Onix?
Onix: COCO COCO COCOCOCO COCO COCOCOCOCOCO COCOCOCO!!!!
Starmie: Ignore him. He's been watching too much "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends."
Hitmontop: Um, oooookay. What about you, Starmie?
Starmie: Well, Misty got me when I was just a Staryu. We trained a lot together, and I became what I am now: a Starmie.
Hitmonchan: Awesome.
Starmie: A HITMONCHAN!!! ARRARARARARAAARARAAAAAGGGHGHH!!!! *flies at Hitmonchan*
Hitmonchan: YIPE! SECURITY!!
*a bunch of Swalots scoot in*
Hitmonlee: What the?! What happened to the Machokes?!
Random Swalot: Um...we did lunch?
Machoke hand: *pops out of Random Swalot's mouth* HELP ME!!!
Random Swalot: *sucks Machoke hand in*...You didn't see that.
Hitmonlee: Ooooookay....freaky. Pikachu, would you mind getting Starmie off of Hitmonchan?
Pikachu: Fine. *zaps Starmie with a Thunderbolt*
Starmie:.........ow.
Pikachu: Sorry about that. Ever since a certain Hitmonchan tricked Starmie into thinking that the Hitmonchan was drowning, Starmie's had a HUGE grudge against all Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan: *is serverly beaten*.......ouchies.
Hitmonlee: Anyway, next question. What's your happiest moment?
Pikachu: When I found Ash when we were stranded on an island that had giant, mechanical Pokemon. I think Team Rocket's Ekans and Koffing were happy too.
Onix: WHEN I SMASHED MY HEAD AGAINST A KEYBOARD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Starmie: *psychally scoots chair a little further from Onix* Erm...when I evolved. I think that was my happiest moment
Hitmontop: Cool. *phone rings* We have a caller! *turns on speaker* Hello?
Misty: Hello, Hitmontop. Can I have Starmie back yet? We have a staring con...I mean, GYM MATCH coming up, and I need Starmie for it.
Starmie: I know what you wanted to say, Misty. You wanted to challenge me to a staring contest, again, then I will beat you miserably again because I CAN'T BLINK!
Misty: Oh...right. *under breath* curse that psychic half of Starmie. *normal speech* Fine, I'll do it with Psyduck. Okay, bye. *hangs up*
Hitmontop: .......Why does she like staring contests?
Starmie: No clue. And I'm psychic.
Hitmontop: Anyway, final question. What's your least favorite Pokemon, and why?
Pikachu: Meowth. Because its with Team Rocket. I envy its ability to talk.
Onix: CARROTS! BUNNY ATTACK!! SNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Starmie: Onix. Because its stupid.
Onix: *twitch, twitch* ...........................................HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASSHSSHHHSHSHSSAAAAAAA!!!! *attacks Starmie*
Hitmonlee: AAAAHH! *dives under a chair along with Hitmontop, Pikachu and Hitmonchan* What I would give for security right now.
*the Swalots come in again and try to eat Starmie and Onix*
Hitmonlee: OH, MAN!!!! We got cannibalistic Pokemon on the loose in here! This has been the first episode of Hitmontalk! Let's just hope it isn't the last as well! SEEYA!! *camera turns off just as the Power Rangers come in for no reason at all*
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Well, Read, review and rate, guys and gals.
Hitmonlee: I'm Hitmonlee.
Hitmontop: And I'm Hitmontop.
All three: Prepare for an immense comedy show!
(before you ask, yes, I got this from Typhlogirl. Thank you for a fic that brought laughter to everyone here, Typhlogirl.)
Episodes:
1. Ash, Brock and Misty's first Pokemon.
2. Ash's second three Pokemon
3. Brock's second three Pokemon
4. Misty's other Pokemon
5. Pokemon hatched from eggs in the anime.
More to come!
Episode 1: Ash, Brock and Misty's first Pokemon.
Hitmonchan: Hello, world! This is Hitmonchan of Hitmontalk, welcoming you to our first episode!
Hitmonlee: Yeah, baby! By the way, how can I talk if I don't have a mouth?
Hitmonchan: *punches Hitmonlee into a wall*Anyway, welcome Ash, Brock and Misty's first three Pokemon! Ash's Pikachu, Brock's Onix and Misty's Starmie!
Pikachu: Hello.
Onix: I LIKE PIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ROCK PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Starmie: *psychically moves chair away from Onix's* Erm...hi?
Hitmontop: Now, first question. What were you like when your trainer first got you?
Pikachu: I didn't think Ash was worthy of owning me, so I laughed and disobeyed him. But, after he protected me from a HUGE flock of Spearow, I thought he was nice.
Hitmontop: Cool. And you, Onix?
Onix: COCO COCO COCOCOCO COCO COCOCOCOCOCO COCOCOCO!!!!
Starmie: Ignore him. He's been watching too much "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends."
Hitmontop: Um, oooookay. What about you, Starmie?
Starmie: Well, Misty got me when I was just a Staryu. We trained a lot together, and I became what I am now: a Starmie.
Hitmonchan: Awesome.
Starmie: A HITMONCHAN!!! ARRARARARARAAARARAAAAAGGGHGHH!!!! *flies at Hitmonchan*
Hitmonchan: YIPE! SECURITY!!
*a bunch of Swalots scoot in*
Hitmonlee: What the?! What happened to the Machokes?!
Random Swalot: Um...we did lunch?
Machoke hand: *pops out of Random Swalot's mouth* HELP ME!!!
Random Swalot: *sucks Machoke hand in*...You didn't see that.
Hitmonlee: Ooooookay....freaky. Pikachu, would you mind getting Starmie off of Hitmonchan?
Pikachu: Fine. *zaps Starmie with a Thunderbolt*
Starmie:.........ow.
Pikachu: Sorry about that. Ever since a certain Hitmonchan tricked Starmie into thinking that the Hitmonchan was drowning, Starmie's had a HUGE grudge against all Hitmonchan.
Hitmonchan: *is serverly beaten*.......ouchies.
Hitmonlee: Anyway, next question. What's your happiest moment?
Pikachu: When I found Ash when we were stranded on an island that had giant, mechanical Pokemon. I think Team Rocket's Ekans and Koffing were happy too.
Onix: WHEN I SMASHED MY HEAD AGAINST A KEYBOARD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Starmie: *psychally scoots chair a little further from Onix* Erm...when I evolved. I think that was my happiest moment
Hitmontop: Cool. *phone rings* We have a caller! *turns on speaker* Hello?
Misty: Hello, Hitmontop. Can I have Starmie back yet? We have a staring con...I mean, GYM MATCH coming up, and I need Starmie for it.
Starmie: I know what you wanted to say, Misty. You wanted to challenge me to a staring contest, again, then I will beat you miserably again because I CAN'T BLINK!
Misty: Oh...right. *under breath* curse that psychic half of Starmie. *normal speech* Fine, I'll do it with Psyduck. Okay, bye. *hangs up*
Hitmontop: .......Why does she like staring contests?
Starmie: No clue. And I'm psychic.
Hitmontop: Anyway, final question. What's your least favorite Pokemon, and why?
Pikachu: Meowth. Because its with Team Rocket. I envy its ability to talk.
Onix: CARROTS! BUNNY ATTACK!! SNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Starmie: Onix. Because its stupid.
Onix: *twitch, twitch* ...........................................HULK SMAAAAAAAAAASSHSSHHHSHSHSSAAAAAAA!!!! *attacks Starmie*
Hitmonlee: AAAAHH! *dives under a chair along with Hitmontop, Pikachu and Hitmonchan* What I would give for security right now.
*the Swalots come in again and try to eat Starmie and Onix*
Hitmonlee: OH, MAN!!!! We got cannibalistic Pokemon on the loose in here! This has been the first episode of Hitmontalk! Let's just hope it isn't the last as well! SEEYA!! *camera turns off just as the Power Rangers come in for no reason at all*
******
Well, Read, review and rate, guys and gals.