Morpher01
Bewear my power
Hello. This is an attempt at making a comedy fic (I'm really bad at these, so sue me). This is a talk show where the three Hitmons are hosts. So, enjoy!
...which may not happen.
Just to clairify things, here is some lingo translations.
( ) = scene appearance.
* * = character doing something.
Here's a list of episodes.
Episode 1: the phantom Pokemon (bit of a Star Wars refrence there, no offense meant to fans)
Episode 2: a conversation with Mewtwo (another Star Wars refrence. Again, no offense meant, fans)
Episode 3: an interview with the characters of my other fic, Shadows of Fear.
More to come!...if this fic survives. And yes, I am this negative most of the time.
And no, I did not copy Poketalk. If you don't like the style this is in, than go look at Poketalk and "Is this really Pokemon Colosseum".
And remember...
SPAM MAKES MORPHER01 ANGRY. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE ANGRY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Anyway, here's episode 1.
EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM POKEMON
(the three Hitmons walk into a room with a two-seated sofa on one side, since Hitmontop prefers to spin on his head ((again)) rather than sit. A Gengar, a Dusclops, a Banette and a Sableye are "sitting" in a four-seated sofa on the right side. There is a wooden table holding a white phone next to the two-seater.)
Hitmonlee: Okay, this is the very first episode of Hitmontalk, a talk show where we converse with Pokemon. No humans allowed. Anyway, Gengar, you get the first question. What's it like being part Poison-type?
Gengar: It bites. You think I like being shot at by Psychic-types every now and then along with Gastly and Haunter?
Hitmonchan: Oooookay, I guess you don't like it very much.
Gengar: Sha! No kidding! It absolutely BLOWS being part Poison-type. I WANT TO BE PART DARK LIKE SABLEYE!!!!!
Sableye: I know. I get that a lot. It's just the fact that I have no weaknesses and can become completely invincible with the help of a Trace Pokemon (a Pokemon that has Trace as its ability) and a Shedinja that ticks a lot of Ghost-types like Gen-goof here.
Gengar: CALL ME A GOOF WILL YOU!? *attacks Sableye*
Hitmonlee: SECURITY!!!
(about 8 Swalot and Gulpin come into the room, looking quite full)
Hitmonchan: Uh, what happened to the Machamps and Scizors that we hired for security detail?
Random Swalot: Um...we did lunch?
(a Scizor claw pokes out of the random Swalot's mouth, and a muffled voice saying "HELP ME!!" can be heard.)
Random Swalot: *sucks claw in* ...You heard and saw nothing. *scooches away along with the others*
Hitmonlee: Oh, great. Better bring in the Mightyenas.
(a bunch of Mightyenas rush in)
Random Mightyena: You called, boss?
Hitmonchan: Yeah, since all the Scizors and Machamps were eaten by Swalots and Gulpins, and because we're dealing with a rogue Ghost-type, you guys are up at bat.
Same random Mightyena: Sweet! Roar! *roars at Gengar and Sableye*
(upon hearing the Roar, Gengar and Sableye are too frightened of the Mightyena to continue fighting)
Gengar: *cringing in fear* G-g-g-g-get t-t-h-hat t-t-h-h-hing a-a-w-w-ay f-f-f-from m-m-m-m-me!
Sableye: *also cringing* Y-y-e-e-ea! M-m-m-make i-it g-g-g-o a-away!
Hitmonlee: All right, Bob. You can go now.
Bob (the Mightyena): Thanks. *walks away*
(upon Bob's departure, Gengar and Sableye seem to have calmed down. They have also stopped stuttering, but are shifting their eyes about, very wary. Suddenly, for once in his life, Hitmontop stops spinning on his head. He grabs a plate coaster from a nearby table ((not the one the phone is on)) and rolls it along the floor while chasing after it.)
Hitmontop: YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!!!
Banette: Is he always like that?
Hitmonchan: You would be too if you have the blood in your entire body rush to your head every day.
Dusclops: ...Point taken.
Hitmonlee: Anyway, next question. Do you think that there will be a legendary Ghost-type in the fourth generation?
Banette: I dunno. The fourth generation will probably be overrun with Psychic-types, like all generations are.
Gengar: Yeah, there's like 5 of them already. Please, people, cut down on the legendary Psychics!
Hitmonchan: Next question. What's your favorite legendary?
Gengar: Celebi. It's part Grass, meaning Poison is good against it. I'd love to battle that alien-looking thing someday.
Dusclops: Rukario. It's part Fighting. Any Fighting-type attacks won't hurt me.
Sableye and Banette: Same here.
Hitmonlee: Wow...the only reason these ghosts like legendaries is so they can beat the living *bleep* out of them using type advantages.
Hitmontop: *still chasing after the coaster* ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING!! GET THOSE MILTANK ROLLING!!! ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING, RAW-HIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
Hitmonlee: Okay, we're out of time.
Hitmonchan: But it's only 3:30! We end at 6:00!
Hitmonlee: I know. I don't want to send our ratings down Mount Rushmore on a Golem's rocky butt by way of Hitmontop's idiocy.
Hitmonchan:...Point taken. Anyway, this was the first episode of Hitmontalk! Goodnight!
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Read, review, rate and don't spam.
...which may not happen.
Just to clairify things, here is some lingo translations.
( ) = scene appearance.
* * = character doing something.
Here's a list of episodes.
Episode 1: the phantom Pokemon (bit of a Star Wars refrence there, no offense meant to fans)
Episode 2: a conversation with Mewtwo (another Star Wars refrence. Again, no offense meant, fans)
Episode 3: an interview with the characters of my other fic, Shadows of Fear.
More to come!...if this fic survives. And yes, I am this negative most of the time.
And no, I did not copy Poketalk. If you don't like the style this is in, than go look at Poketalk and "Is this really Pokemon Colosseum".
And remember...
SPAM MAKES MORPHER01 ANGRY. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE ANGRY! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Anyway, here's episode 1.
EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM POKEMON
(the three Hitmons walk into a room with a two-seated sofa on one side, since Hitmontop prefers to spin on his head ((again)) rather than sit. A Gengar, a Dusclops, a Banette and a Sableye are "sitting" in a four-seated sofa on the right side. There is a wooden table holding a white phone next to the two-seater.)
Hitmonlee: Okay, this is the very first episode of Hitmontalk, a talk show where we converse with Pokemon. No humans allowed. Anyway, Gengar, you get the first question. What's it like being part Poison-type?
Gengar: It bites. You think I like being shot at by Psychic-types every now and then along with Gastly and Haunter?
Hitmonchan: Oooookay, I guess you don't like it very much.
Gengar: Sha! No kidding! It absolutely BLOWS being part Poison-type. I WANT TO BE PART DARK LIKE SABLEYE!!!!!
Sableye: I know. I get that a lot. It's just the fact that I have no weaknesses and can become completely invincible with the help of a Trace Pokemon (a Pokemon that has Trace as its ability) and a Shedinja that ticks a lot of Ghost-types like Gen-goof here.
Gengar: CALL ME A GOOF WILL YOU!? *attacks Sableye*
Hitmonlee: SECURITY!!!
(about 8 Swalot and Gulpin come into the room, looking quite full)
Hitmonchan: Uh, what happened to the Machamps and Scizors that we hired for security detail?
Random Swalot: Um...we did lunch?
(a Scizor claw pokes out of the random Swalot's mouth, and a muffled voice saying "HELP ME!!" can be heard.)
Random Swalot: *sucks claw in* ...You heard and saw nothing. *scooches away along with the others*
Hitmonlee: Oh, great. Better bring in the Mightyenas.
(a bunch of Mightyenas rush in)
Random Mightyena: You called, boss?
Hitmonchan: Yeah, since all the Scizors and Machamps were eaten by Swalots and Gulpins, and because we're dealing with a rogue Ghost-type, you guys are up at bat.
Same random Mightyena: Sweet! Roar! *roars at Gengar and Sableye*
(upon hearing the Roar, Gengar and Sableye are too frightened of the Mightyena to continue fighting)
Gengar: *cringing in fear* G-g-g-g-get t-t-h-hat t-t-h-h-hing a-a-w-w-ay f-f-f-from m-m-m-m-me!
Sableye: *also cringing* Y-y-e-e-ea! M-m-m-make i-it g-g-g-o a-away!
Hitmonlee: All right, Bob. You can go now.
Bob (the Mightyena): Thanks. *walks away*
(upon Bob's departure, Gengar and Sableye seem to have calmed down. They have also stopped stuttering, but are shifting their eyes about, very wary. Suddenly, for once in his life, Hitmontop stops spinning on his head. He grabs a plate coaster from a nearby table ((not the one the phone is on)) and rolls it along the floor while chasing after it.)
Hitmontop: YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!!!
Banette: Is he always like that?
Hitmonchan: You would be too if you have the blood in your entire body rush to your head every day.
Dusclops: ...Point taken.
Hitmonlee: Anyway, next question. Do you think that there will be a legendary Ghost-type in the fourth generation?
Banette: I dunno. The fourth generation will probably be overrun with Psychic-types, like all generations are.
Gengar: Yeah, there's like 5 of them already. Please, people, cut down on the legendary Psychics!
Hitmonchan: Next question. What's your favorite legendary?
Gengar: Celebi. It's part Grass, meaning Poison is good against it. I'd love to battle that alien-looking thing someday.
Dusclops: Rukario. It's part Fighting. Any Fighting-type attacks won't hurt me.
Sableye and Banette: Same here.
Hitmonlee: Wow...the only reason these ghosts like legendaries is so they can beat the living *bleep* out of them using type advantages.
Hitmontop: *still chasing after the coaster* ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING!! GET THOSE MILTANK ROLLING!!! ROLLING, ROLLING, ROLLING, RAW-HIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
Hitmonlee: Okay, we're out of time.
Hitmonchan: But it's only 3:30! We end at 6:00!
Hitmonlee: I know. I don't want to send our ratings down Mount Rushmore on a Golem's rocky butt by way of Hitmontop's idiocy.
Hitmonchan:...Point taken. Anyway, this was the first episode of Hitmontalk! Goodnight!
******
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