Hoenn Battles

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

um..... this my first fan fic. so please go easy on me it may no be the best but still review it. okay. some backround info. on the story theres some supernatural fantasy stuff the prelude so if ur not a fan then tough luck. anyways if anyone reviews can u check for spelling mistakes and recomendations for improving this story okay well here we go

Prelude​

Professor Birch was running. He was clutching a small baby in his hands all bundled up. He didn’t know why these people were suddenly after him. His wife was in the delivery room when Team Aqua and Magma agents had quickly infiltrated the hospital, without him realizing it.


(4 hours earlier)

He had received the call that his wife was giving birth from one of his neighbors who had seen the ambulance leave the Birch’s residence. At that time he had been studying a flock of Swellow’s, The instant he got the call he threw a pokeball in the air releasing a flygon. The moment the professor got on the creatures scaly back, it spread its wings and took off. The wind whipped through his face as he urged his flygon to go faster. He was passing the pokemon center, the mart and finally he spotted the hospital. It was At least 4 stories high and 100 feet long, the building was a chrome white color, mixed with a tint of silver. Flygon landed in front of the building. Professor Birch. Pulled out his pokeball and returned his pokemon, whispering words of great thanks. Professor Birch then ran up the stone steps and went through the sliding doors. He ran to the counter full speed not caring who he collided into to.

“Hey! Watch it!” a man shouted.

Professor Birch was too preoccupied with getting to the counter as fast as possible. Ignoring the man’s shout, he picked up the pace and reached the counter, slamming his hands down on the desk. The woman who was sitting behind the desk in a chair. Was so startled by this that she threw the book she was reading into the air. There was a loud thunk! As the book hit the ground.

“Excuse me!” she said in such a bit**y tone, that it made Professor Birch’s blood boil.

“Look I need to see my wife sh-”

“I’m not doing anything until you apologize and pick up my book” She said in that same voice.

“I don’t have time for this” he snapped.

He then walked right past her. Professor Birch didn’t dare look her in the face. He knew she was glaring cold daggers at him. So when he turned a corner he broke into a run. He was checking every ward to see if his wife was there. Finally he reached the last ward on the second floor and went in. His wife was laying in a stretcher, gasping for breath trying to deliver the baby. Suddenly she screamed, she screamed so loudly that most of the doctors trying to help and comfort her had to cover their ears. Professor Birch however instead of covering his ears went to comfort her.

“Relax.” He said

“It’s okay I’m here.” He whispered soothingly.

Professor Birch then kissed her on the forehead and squeezed her hand. Mrs. Birch didn’t stop yelling, but it was quieter now. Her yells were more like uncontrollable sobs. Then suddenly all was quiet. The only the thing that could be heard was Mrs. Birch’s’ breathing.

“I’m sorry sir, but I can’t let you stay in here any longer. You’ll have to stay in the waiting room” said one of the doctors

As Professor Birch was ushered out of the room. He could distinctly hear the cry of a baby. He had been in the waiting room ever since then. The shadows beneath his eyes didn’t go too well with his long white overcoat. His brown hair was drenched with sweat. His eyes shining with fear for his wife. A blue shirt usually tucked in was hanging loosely. Light brown knickers covered his legs. His flip-flops however made his appearance seem odd.

“Mr. Birch.” A voice said.

Professor Birch wheeled around and saw a nurse was holding something in a bundle of sheets.

“It’s a boy.” She said

Professor Birch took the bundle of robes which contained his son. He looked at him. He had mild red eyes which shone with glee. He didn’t have any hair yet, but professor Birch could make out white strands of hair. Barely a minute after that there was a loud BANG!
Startled by this Professor Birch took a look at the door and saw that it had shaken during the last noise. BANG! There it was again. He slowly backed away from the door and considering making a break for it.

“What do you think it is?” whispered Professor Birch to the nurse

“I..I- d-don’t know.” Muttered the nurse.

Silence followed the last noise. Then suddenly quite more clearer than before a loud BANG! The door flew open as team magma and aqua agents stepped in grinning wickedly. Maxie and Archie advanced towards professor Birch stopping a few feet in front of him.

“What do you want?!” he asked knowing the answer immediately.

“Your son” they said coolly.

Professor Birch However was smarter than that. He knew they were after him. So before
they even finished that sentence. He had already made a break for it.
“Get Him!” yelled Maxie

Professor Birch was running as fast as he could not daring to look back because he knew if he did he would miss a step and fall down. Then it would be over. He spotted a window up ahead. Grabbing a pokeball on his belt he threw it up in the air their was a flash of light as the pokemon came out of the ball and revealed itself to be a Mudkip. It had blue body and a fin stuck up oddly on its head. There were orange like hands growing on both cheeks.

“Mudkip!” The pokemon chirped.

“Mudkip! I need you to use a water gun on that window now!” Professor Birch shouted coming to a halt feet away.

Mudkip nodded its head as if it understood its master. Mudkip opened its mouth wide and gushed out a powerful stream of water towards the window. The window shattered the minute the water collided into it.

“Thanks Mudkip!” Professor Birch said. He then took out the pokeball and returned Mudkip. He glanced out the window and gasped they were 4 stories up. He would never survive the fall unless…

“Their he is get him!” Archie shouted.

Professor Birch turned around quickly and saw that Team Magma and Aqua agents had reached the beginning of the hallway. Professor Birch knew they were going to be on him in a matter of seconds. So he did the only thing any person would have done. Closing his eyes and clutching his son tightly in his arms. He jumped from the Building through the window. He knew he had mad a mistake when he had done this.

“I’m going to die!” He thought in his head.

There was a noise sounding like a heavy object smashing onto the ground. Then all went black.

(With Maxie and Archie)

Maxie and Archie were currently in a heated battle. Both were drenched in sweat. They were down to there last pokemon. Maxie currently had out a Mightyena, while Archie had out a Crawdaunt. They were both battling to see who would get to Professor Birch first. Not really knowing that Professor Birch was lying outside unconciuos. Both Pokemon were extremely tired, and knew whichever one of them fired the attack first would be victorious.

“Crawdaunt use crabhammer!” Shouted Archie.
Crawdaunts claw glowed a white color. Using all his remaining strength it scuttled over to Mightyena, jumped as high in the air as it could and was about to bring it down over the doglike pokemons head. When Maxie shouted.

“Mightyena! Dodge using Faint attack.’ Maxie said using a calm voice.

When Crawdaunts claw was inches away from the dog pokemon. It disappeared. Crawdaunts claw smashed into the Hospitals floor cracking it. Archie cursed under his breath. Mightyena appeared behind Crawdaunt and tackled it, instantly knocking it out.

“Crawdaunt return!” Archie shouted. Crawdaunt was engulfed by a red light as the pokemon was sucked back into its pokeball.

‘Looks like I win” Maxie said smirking.

“Appears so know doesn’t’ it?” Archie snapped.

“My, my, aren’t we cranky?” Maxie said grinning.

“Come on team! Move out!” Archie shouted.

The team Aqua agents left the building, though, reluctantly. When all of the Team Aqua agents were gone. He went over to the window to claim his prize. Expecting to see Professor Birch lying on the grass. What he did not except was that Professor Birch would be gone. He got the one he wasn’t expecting. Nobody was lying on the grass outside, no one. At first this was a shock to him, and then fists clenched and face bright red. He wheeled around and screamed.

“Well, what are you waiting for?! Christmas?!” Maxie screamed so loudly that many of the agents who were discussing the amazing battle, instantly fell silent. A long silence followed this only to be interrupted by more shouting.

“Follow him! Kill him if you have to just make sure you bring his son back alive.!” Maxie shouted.

The agents nodded saying “yes sir!” And ran to the stairs to go follow Professor Birch.
Maxie was breathing heavily his fists clenched. Then, calming down he said.

“Mightyena return.”

“What if he got away he could have been long gone by now !” Maxie said in a panicked kind of voice.

“No, No I musn’t panic. Even if he did get up he was probably injured. Yes. Yes. That’s right” he said. Then pushing these thoughts out of his head. He ran to the stairs to go join his agents in searching for the Professor.
(With Professor Birch)

Right now he was running his flip flops splashing against the wet mud. When professor Birch had opened his eyes he realized he was still alive, although, very wet because it was raining very hard. He had looked around confused wondering how he survived the fall and looked down he had managed to land on top of a pack of poochyena. That just happened to be passing by. Professor Birch sweatdropped at this and quickly got up clutching his son. Thanking Rayquaza he had gotten up and ran off into the darkness. He had heard about their recent human experiments on newborns, he wasn’t about to let that happen to his son. While he was running though he didn’t see the huge shadow in front of him

WHAM!

Professor Birch groaned as he slowly got up. He quickly looked up only to be met with
the back of a machamp. Professor Birch sighed in relief as he got up. He was then surprised herds of fighting pokemon were walking as if zombies towards a lake. Being the curios person he is. He snuck around through some bushes. The baby was crying now and he shushed it by rocking his arms the baby immediately stopped crying and fell asleep peacefully sucking his thumb. He then watched as each pokemon took a step and fell into the lake. Professor Birch was surprised by this, disturbing behavior. He then snuck closer and took a look at the lake. He almost choked at the sight of it. The lake was filled with radioactive waste. It was a reddish-orange color. It was glowing as well and every time a fighting pokemon stepped in it squirmed. As if trying to swallow the pokemon that had just entered. It smelled like rotten eggs. It was utterly repulsive. Just the sight of it almost made him barf.

“Blaze?” a pokemon asked.

Professor Birch instantly froze. His arms going rigid as boards he slowly craned his neck to see the 6 foot horror behind him. It was a Blaziken. The pokemon did not look too happy at all. For this human was interfering with their ritual. The pokemon then noticed the baby in his hands. Thinking it was a threat he quickly grabbed the baby and jumped into the lake with it. Professor Birch was too dumbfounded to make a reaction. So he did the first thing anyone would do panic. He quickly started running around and screamed he knew that even if the baby did survive it would be severely disabled or mentally challenged. A shadow loomed overhead, stopping dead in his tracks and swallowing his spit. He turned around and saw nothing. Sighing in relief he started to pace. When suddenly a pokeball landed in front of him. Before professor Birch could make a move more pokeballs landed next to him, creating a circle all the way around him. There was a flash of light and 25 Mightyenas emerged from the pokeballs, growling menacingly at Professor Birch, there eyes red slits glaring at him. Before he could even register the fact that he was done for. Voices shouted in unison

“Mightyena! Take down!”

The Mightyenas still growling menacingly reared back on their hind legs and ran forward with such speed that they were blurs. All of the Mightyenas crashed into Professor Birch at the same exact time. Professor Birch was knocked out after the first one collided into him. He fell to the ground bruises all over his body from were the Mightyenas had mercilessly tackled him.

“Search the area for the boy” Maxie said

“Yes sir!” The grunts and Admins shouted

“Maxie?” a grunt asked.

“yes?” He said rather rudely.

“The boy he’s….. he’s…… he’s….-

“out with it already!”

“We can’t find him”

“What nonsense is this!”

“He fell in the lake.”

Maxie face turned from anger to disappointment when he uttered those words.

“oh…. Well theirs nothing we can do here. Move Out!”

As Team Magma left the professor stirred and got up sitting Indian style. He then felt sad as a tear fell down his cheek and onto the ground. He cried for the loss of his son, but suddenly he saw him floating at the edge of the lake. He cried for joy as he quickly ran over and scooped him up. His son was perfectly fine his ruby red eyes staring upon his fathers face, sniffling a bit. His white hair ruffling in the wind. Their was something different about him now though he seemed strong. Puzzled the professor looked at his arm. Surprised he saw it was bleeding, but what shocked him the most was that it wasn’t human blood. It was pokemon blood. He then staggered careful not to lose his grip on his son. The baby started crying again at his fathers reaction. Professor Birch though quickly comforted the baby.

“Don’t worry everything’s going to be fine. Daddy’s here, your safe.”

The baby stopped crying and grinned.

“Well aren’t you the cutest thing.”

The baby giggled at this, and smiled once again. He started feeling drowsy as his eyelids drooped and fell into a peaceful slumber sucking his thumb. The professor smiled at this and said.

“I think I’ll name you Brendan.”

 

[Xiang]

Okay, seriously, you have some typos and unneccessary things here.

met with…. 2 pokemon making l-

(whoooaaaaaaaa unneeded information their. sry! *sweatdrops*)

Is this needed? What does this add to the Prelude? And please don't stick little notes everywhere, it can get confusing. A Prologue, or Prelude in this case, is usually for giving the reader a hint at the plot and an intro to some of the characters; this really doesn't.

He then watched as each pokemon took a step and fell into the lake. He was surprised by this, disturbing behavior. He then snuck closer and took a look at the lake. He almost choked at the sight of it. The lake was filled with radioactive waste.

Most of these sentences begin with "He". Which ruins the flow of the sentences. And more description needed here! What did the radioactive waste look like? I wouldn't know unless you put it in words! Was it green and glowing? Or purple and spiky? Yellow and polka-dotted? Alive? What? Describe.

“oh…. Well theirs nothing we can do here. Move Out!”

These are a few of the MANY many many typos littered throughout the place. Capitalize "Oh" and take away the extra dot in the ellipse. Add an apostrophe between the r and s in "theirs", which by the way should be "there", and uncapitalize the word Out!"

“well aren’t you the cutest thing”

Capitalize well and add a period after thing and before the last quotation mark.

And before he could make a move mighteyanas had quickly surrounded him growling menacingly. Before a single breath had escaped him. The pokemon quickly tackled him instantly knocking him out.

Where did the Mightyenas pop out from? What did they look like? Put a comma between him and the and decapitalize the.

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

thnx for the help. i'm really grateful i'll try to get the edited prelude with more detail and extra stuff soon. I'm having Writers block already. sux. well, thnx again for reviewing.

 

[SpaceFlare]

Capitalize "Oh" and take away the extra dot in the ellipse.

Okay, I'm glad that someone pointed out his typos and all, but on a side note, a group of three dots is called an ellipsis. An ellipse is a shape almost like a circle.

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

Okay, I'm glad that someone pointed out his typos and all, but on a side note, a group of three dots is called an ellipsis. An ellipse is a shape almost like a circle.

he he ya i have a lot of typos i can see tht well i wasn't really tht great in grammar and spelling *thinks for a while* maybe thts y my stories aren't 2 good it's the grammar and spelling right, or is it the details.

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

okay well the new re-edited version to the prelude is done, friggin took me forever to do it with more detail, and extra suff read and review plz I'll probably have to redo it again. oh, yeah and could u guys chech for spelling mistakes and grammar errors. tnx. It's much longer than my first version. so enjoy i hope, oh yeah and i'm sry for double posting okay.

 

[SpaceFlare]

I have no time to read it as I have to go soon, but to avoid spelling errors, why not type it out in Microsoft Word first then just paste the stuff?

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

its okay *sad* and i did do it in microsoft word and paste it but for some strange reason even when i check it over and do spelling check it still seems to have mistakes on it. since ur last post was yesterday can u read and review it now or how about somebody else?

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

well heres the first chapter since it took a long time but i did it i just got lazy partway through it so um..... yeah! its kinda short so be warned


Chapter 1


13 years Later….. May’s P.O.V



May winced as another box collided into her. She growled in frustration. Her sapphire eyes narrowed into slits. Her autumn brown hair was dangling in bangs in front of her. She was currently wearing a red bandanna with a red shirt and blue collar. Blue shorts with black socks, blue and white hand gloves. With red sneakers and finally a fanny pack on her hip. She was in the back of a moving truck. She was still ticked off at the fact that she had to go in the back of a damn moving truck. While her Mom got to drive in a soft comfy car. The truck stopped suddenly and she went flying smashing against the backdoor. The doors suddenly burst open and she fell down landing spread-eagled against the grass. She then saw a Machamp staring at her weirdly as if this was all her fault.

“Gee. Aren’t you the best driver ever!”

The Machamp nodded dumbly as if saying “yep”

May sweatdropped at this and got up brushing the dirt off her outfit. Her mom was standing at the front of the house. Looking so cheerful like a happy hoppip.

“So may isn’t our new house the best!” she said in delight.

“yeah mom it sure is great!” she said rolling her eyes.

Mrs. Maple decided to ignore this.

“Why don’t you go set the clock in you room dear.”

“why not”

May quickly ran upstairs and looked in her room a bed was on the side followed by a mat a P.C. and clock on the wall. She pulled the clock down and tried to the move the hands after several unsuccessful attempts. She threw the clock down, tore it to shreds, and threw it out the window.

“Honey, how’s your new clock” Mrs. Maple shouted up the stairs.

May sweatdropped at this and looked out the window seeing several pocheyanas sniffing the clocks remains in disgust.

“It’s err… good!” she said.

May then went down the stairs. She saw her Mom watching a show. May went over only to see the end of an interview.

“Your dad was on, but we missed him”

“ hey why don’t you go over to your neighbors and say hi they have a boy about your age as well.”

“I guess”

May quickly ran over to their neighbors and burst open the door.

“oh you must be our new neighbor our sons upstairs”

She climbed the stairs slowly and reached his room. She walked over to him and tapped him on the shoulder.

“Huh” he said.

“Oh you must be our new neighbor May your starting today too aren’t you.”

“Yeah”

She observed this strange kid he had a redishblack shirt, with black pants and red strips running across them, hand gloves, black and red sneakers, his ruby red eyes danced in the light, and his snow white hair was ruffled out a bit and he was wearing a black red headband. He had cocky grin etched onto his face and for some reason may felt a pulse of power coming from him.

“I can even catch you a poke- wait! Danm! I forget I can’t I have to help my dad out. Well see you later May!” he shouted before running down the stairs.

May sighed and looked out the window when suddenly she heard a screech!, followed by cussing, another screech! and more cussing. May quickly glanced out the window to see a pile of cars on the path and in the middle was that kid with the white hair his ruby red eyes in shock. Apparently what she assumed had happened was that both the cars had tried to avoid him, but had failed horribly. The kid with white hair took a quick glance around the neighborhood and made a break for it heading towards the grassy fields of route 101. May decide to not say anything and went towards the lab. When she passed the kitchen with the kids mom their. She was merrily humming a tune of a very odd but extremely familiar song. May didn’t have the heart to tell her what happened to her son and she doubted whether anyone would have when she was in such a good mood. Sighing, May left towards the professors lab only to get knocked down by someone running towards the route.

“Hey! Watch were you’re going bast-“ May never finished her swear word, because at the moment the man jumped but not a regular jump a super high jump! He was sailing through the air at least 60 feet high may had only time to gape at this before his body disappeared in the trees of route 101.

“First a crazed Machamp driver, then a car crash and finally a guy who can jump 60 feet! Latias what’s the world coming too!’ May thought in her head.

May finally managed to reach the professors ‘lab’ only to find he was out doing fieldwork on route 101.

“is it just me or does everyone seem to be heading towards route 101 lately” sure enough as soon as she said this crazed pokemon fans zoomed past her sending her flying and slamming onto the ground. The crazed ‘fans’ were to busy chasing a poor a poochyena to notice May. May slowly got up and brushed her shirt and pants free of dirt.

“Regiice! What’s wrong with you” May shouted.

May slowly started to once again head towards route 101 there was definitely something strange going on here nobody was out the whole place seemed like a ghost town. May shuddered and quickened her pace. When she reached the beginning of the route she saw a girl with fear filled eyes look on into the vast trees of the route.

“Um…. Can I help you?” May asked politely.

“I hear cries of pokemon, I think. I would go check myself but I don’t have any. Would you go check for me?” the girl said in a fearful voice.

“uh.. sure why not.” May said.

May barely took two steps when she heard someone scream help. May ran forward and saw a man with a white overcoat, and brown knickers running around a rabid zigzagoon chasing him. His brown hair was flying in the wind his eyes had a childish look to them but she saw specks of fear in them.

“Help! Anybody” the man shouted. He continued to run in circles not caring who or what he hit. Finally, being temporary blinded from the wind slapping his eyes. He crashed into a tree and toppled over swirls in his eyes. May sweatdropped at this and ran towards him, along the way she found a bag with 3 pokeballs inside it each containing a pokemon. May would probably not have taken them since she didn’t have permission, but she didn’t really feel safe battling a rabid zigzagoon with no pokemon. So she scooped one up and ran towards the professor.

“Hey! You the one who looks something just took a dump all over you!” May screamed.

“Hey!” professor birch shouted angrily.

May sweatdropped at this. “Not you! That poor excuse for a pokemon” May shouted.

The zigzagoon turned around slowly glaring cold daggers at May. Foam was pouring out of its mouth like a faucet and maniac like smile was etched on his face. May gulped in fear but none the less she enlarged the pokeball in her hand to the size of an apple and threw it up in the air shouting “Go! Whoever or whatever you are!”

Oooooo cliffhanger ha ha so wht u think u guys have to check for spelling because I suck monkey butt at it so yeah post ur thoughts and ideas here. sorry once again for double posting. oh yeah and what pokemon should i give may as a starter.

 

[NoDayBut2Day]

Ok the main problem I am going to state right now is that I feel like I am playing the game. This is a big turn off to me and I know some readers may be turned off by this. Nobody wants to read a fic that basically follows the game cause if they wanted that, they could play the game themseleves. Also this lacks any originality. Your length maybe ok, but that should be your last worry right now. Try and be creative and make this interesting and new. THink of fics you may have read or seen and see how those are different in there own way.

-Danny

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

well.. i was going to put on some side-adventures if you read the prelude and the next chapter is going to explain everything about what happened and didn't you see the end of the prelude. and i'll try really hard to make this story different thats y (if u read in the end of the prelude read it!) the next chapter is going to have more explaining about wht happened to Brendan and fight and a battle oh and do u still know any pokemon may can use? so um....... yeah. i'll try to make it better.

 

[Advancedblazeashmaymistyp]

that's right update time so here is chapter 2.Well since my spirits were broken I decided to “attempt” my hardest to make this chapter better. so um…..yeah. I decided to give may a torchic since u guys didn’t tell me meanies!!!! I typed over 60 pages since the past 2 months and realized if that was all chapter 2 it would be way 2 long so i broke it into chapters this chapters about 8 pages so i could make it longer but dunno u guys gotta review so i can c my mistakes and get better since my grammar sux ballz. though well anyway here's the chapter.

CHAPTER 2​

“Torhcic!” the pokemon shouted.

May observed the pokemon it looked like a a very large chick with orange and reddish feathers that shone in the sun. She thought it was absolutely adorable! She went star eyed at the things they could do contests! She thought happily. Mays happy thoughts were shattered by the unmistakable cry ok a pokemon attacking. May saw that the zigzagoon had enough and now was charging the torchic its little paws slapping across the hard grass covered dirt. Foam was gushing out of its mouth in globs. This revolting sight almost made May lose her breakfast.

“T-T-Torchi-c-c. Use tackle!” May said while covering her mouth to prevent her from losing her breakfast all over her brand new shoes.

(Suck on this u shi* looking raccoon) the fiery little pokemon chirped before flying forward towards the rabid Zigzagoon.

Torchic slammed into the zigzagoon sending it spiraling away and making it land just in front of professor birch.

“Now! Torchic use tackle once more!” May shouted.

Torchic once again ran towards the zigzagoon its talons pushing off the ground to gain more velocity. Kicking up sand behind it. The zigzagoon however wasn’t going to fall for the same trick twice so just before the chick was about slam its small body into the Zigzagoon. It leapt away at the last second. Torchic however couldn’t stop.

“Torchic! No!” May shouted in worry for the little pokemon

Torchic however was going to fast and collided into professor Birch who was lifted off his feet and slammed into a tree trunk causing a loud sickening noise that sounded oddly like bones breaking. May winced at the noise. The professor fell down from the cracked and battered tree out cold.

“Torchic! Are you okay?” May asked in a worried tone.

“Torchic!” it replied hopping back onto its feet eager for more from its wacked opponent.

“Nice going Torchic! Let’s try some thing else! scratch it!”

Torchic sprinted towards the zangoose pokemon raised its left talon and slashed hard across the zigzagoon’s face. The zigzagoon howled in pain and glared at the torchic who was know ruffling her feathers with her beak.

“Alright Torchc!” May cheered and went to pet her feathery friend.

The zigzagoon clenched its teeth, electricity and spark started coming from the fur of the pokemon. Then without a second glance or remorse it released from its body a lightning
bolt. May quickly came to an abrupt stop to congratulate the torchic eyes widening at the sight of this. May was in complete shock to say anything and watched in horror as the lightning fried the little bird. The Torchic gave a weak little tweet sound before falling down on the ground X’s in it’s eyes. May was in complete shock and tears started swelling up inside her eyes and before she knew it she knelt down hands on her face tears streaming down her face. The zigzagoon felt no remorse for this weird human standing in front of him nor did he care for the pokemon. In fact the only thing on the crazy pokemons mind was how good they were going to taste…..raw meat. The pokemon drooled even more foam bursting through his mouth as it thought the warm taste of blood in its mouth. The Zigzagoon didn’t give a second consent as it launched itself towards May. The only thing that was on the pokemons mind was biting into soft human flesh and filling its mouth with the oh so sacred and delicious taste of the humans blood.

“N-n-n-no!” May screamed.

As the Pokemon flew towards like lightning foam and tongue slapping sickeningly against its wet brown fur. May closed her eyes and waited for the impact, but it never came she cracked one eye open to see what had happened. What she saw gave her a sick feeling in the pit of her stomach. The Torchic that had fainted before was now on it’s feet standing in front of her. It was in worst condition than before as scratches were all over its body and it was panting slightly. Then without a command from it’s trainer the little bird pokemon launched itself forward ramming into the rabid raccoon. The zigzagoon was so surprised at this that It didn’t even try to get out of the way and was met with the full consequences. It was sent crashing into the earth as dust arose from the impact. After the dust cleared May could make out a zigzagoon lying on the ground clearly knocked out. May sighed as she got up slowly returning the torchic back to its pokeball. She then looked at the unconscious professor and sighed once again.

(With Brendan)


Brendan growled in anger as he continued to pace in route 103 what was wrong with him it had been a while since he had last done something like that.

“Stupid *ucked up driver. If he weren’t so high in crack and trying to have s#x with his 8 year old daughter, in the car! He wouldn’t have crashed into me.” Brendan shouted.

Banging his fists on the ground surprisingly causing shockwaves. What had happened was that when the driver crashed into him Brendan didn’t die like he was supposed to instead as the truck was about to collide into him and splatter his guts on the sidewalk the opposite happened the truck bounced of him sending it crashing into another Truck.

The truth was that ever since Brendan could remember weird things always seemed to happen when he got angry, ******, scared or his life was in danger. He remembered several experiences representing each of his emotions. One time when he had punched a guy for dumping glue all over his beautiful painting.

The reason the guy dumped glue on his drawing was because he shouted to the class right before he did it “Hey, midget! Wanna see what your drawing looks like with glue on it?”

Brendan had only watched with an angry expression on his face as Ray dumped glue on his artwork.

“Well, it sure does look better now then the piece of shi& you had before am I right eh, midget” Ray said mockingly.

Except it wasn’t a regular punch the guy must have flew back at least 5 feet before coming to an abrupt stop and not moving. Brendan had been ushered out of the room he had felt peoples stares bore into his back as he left but he found out he remotely didn’t care for he was to ticked off and secretly gave them all the finger before he was out. He had gotten suspended for it and had to endure a long lecture from his parents, and grounded for 3 days, well it would have been okay but they banned him from eating Fudge! Those evil little witches!” Brendan thought as if banning someone from eating fudge was a horrible crime like hi-jacking a plane.

Brendan had always been made fun of how short he was I mean he was 14 about to turn 15 in 5-6 months and yet he had only reached a height of 5’2”! Even most of the girls were taller than him. Brendan had always hated going to school especially from that fuc*er Ray. As long as Brendan could remember Ray had always been beating him at everything. His mom was friends with Brendan’s mom, though sometimes Brendan’s mom would come home fuming and Brendan decided best not to ask what had happened. Ray was better at everything he was smart, all the girls thought he was cute, Jock and popular. Ray’s grades always seemed to be higher than Brendan’s by just a percent. He always beat Brendan at the practice battles they held though barely. Basically, Ray was king Brendan was the servant. Sure Brendan was smart, he could be really cute if he would just grow taller, he was skinny but not that skinny, but he could work out and he never became popular. Why, well let’s just say that being short and having white hair isn’t exactly everyone’s description of ‘in.’ The only good quality that people actually commented him on was his eyes. The were a ruby red color that gave you a warm feeling inside or a feeling of fear or as girls would say it “Adorable!”. People were constantly telling him, well mostly girls, at how nice his eyes were. So Brendan prided himself on that and walked around the school er… showing of his extravagant eyes. Only to get detention from the teachers for not paying attention in class.

“Stupid teachers! But luckily I don’t have to deal with those *****s any more.” Brendan said to himself.

“Danmit! Brendan you’re talking to yourself again no wonder people think your weird!” Brendan said to himself again.

“oh, Brendan” said a mocking voice.

Brendan recognized the voice immediately. He spun around only to be met face to face with Ray. Ray was the ideal image of cool. He was at least 5’7” about a head taller him. He was muscularly built well and his baby-blue eyes matched well with his spiked up blonde hair. Ray was wearing some white cargo pants along with gray hoodie his skin had a slight tan too it witch he guesses was from a tan at the beach in slateport city.

“ahhhh! So the little baby finally decided to grow up and take a Big Boy’s journey, riiiight” Ray said in mocking baby voice.

“Shut your mouth” Brendan said scowling.

“Now, now midget. Let’s not get angry” Ray said snickering particularly enjoying this moment.

“Go to hel&! *ucker!”

“Bad! Brendan! Bad. Daddy’s gonna have to give you a spanking later for that.” Ray said as if he was talking to a 5-year old.

“Same thing your mom said last night in front of a mirror only it was for her ugly face.” Brendan said.

The smirk off Ray’s face instantly vanished and he growled fists clenched” What did you say about my mother, Birch!”

“Danm! No wonder whoever goes to your house never comes back they die at the sight of your fat as* mom”

“You.me.battle.NOW!” Ray shouted he was ****** he was going to wipe that smug smirk right off his face. Ray was thinking ways of how he could have his revenge on the midget.

“He could beat the living snot out of him but that wouldn’t be fun now would it?” Ray thought snickering.

“You want be snickering long when I kick your butt!” Brendan snorted

“You’ll eat those words Birch! Come on out Charmander!” Ray screamed as he enlarged a pokeball in his hand and threw out up in the air.

Their was a white flash as the ball opened revealing a red lizard pokemon. It had a tail and it the very end of it burned a tiny flame. Brendan had learned in school that if its tail went out it would die. The Charmander took one look at Brendan and smirked probably thinking how easy this battle was going to be. Like trainer like pokemon.

“How the hel* did you get a Kanto starter in Hoenn!” Brendan said angrily, but he was worried.

He knew he would have an advantage with his Mudkip, but since Ray was rich and all as far as Brendan could know it could be jacked up with egg moves, vitamins and powerful attacks.

Ray smirked and said “My dad”

“Figures.” Brendan said.

“Come on, midget. Chose your pokemon Or you scared you’ll lose”

“I’m not going to lose! Go Mudkip!” Brendan shouted.

Brendan also threw out his pokeball. The ball exploded in a brilliant flash of white light as a pokemon emerged from it and materialized onto the ground. It looked like a blue fish, with hand like gills on both cheeks. It had blue fin stuck up on its head and light blue tail fin. It grinned eagerly ready to battle.

“Let’s go Charmander! Start things off with slash!” Ray commanded as he said those words Charmander’s claws glowed a bright light as it charged towards the mudfish pokemon.

Then when about five feet away it leapt into the air claw in front of him ready to slash and hack at the Mudkip.

Brendan however had other plans and shouted “Mudkip use water gun on that Charmander to blow it away!”

Mudkip nodded and it’s mouth filled with water it opened wide and powerful stream of water came flying out colliding into the Lizard pokemon sending it crashing down onto it’s trainers side. The Charmander grudgingly got up panting heavily due to it’s weakness to water.

“Mudkip use tackle on that Charmander” Brendan shouted as Mudkip reared itself on it’s back paw and flew towards the Charmander.

“Com on! Charmander don’t take that! Use Heat Wave!” Ray screamed.

Brendan’s eyes widened at this and shouted “Mudkip stop!”

Mudkip however couldn’t stop as it continued to zoom towards the Charmander. The Charmander looked at the Mudkip and grinned despite its injury. The Charmander then inhaled sharply and blew out from its nostrils exhaling a red heat exhaust that shot towards the Mudkip colliding into it as it burned and seared its skin despite its type advantage.

“Mudkip! No!” Brendan shouted as his Mudkip landed onto the ground wincing in pain.

“Alright, Mudkip!?” Brendan said in a worried tone. Mudkip nodded and slowly got up and winced in pain as a burn shot up its leg.

“Dan&! He’s burned.” Brendan muttered under his breath.

“Go, Charmander! Finish this off use Earthquake” Ray shouted. Charmander nodded and jumped into the air and landed on the ground hard the earth shook as shockwaves headed towards the Mudkip.

“Mudkip, try to dodge it! Jump up into the air” Brendan shouted knowing if Mudkip didn’t dodge it would be over.

Mudkip, despite its burn jumped at the last second and barely missed the shockwaves, but as it landed on the ground it collapsed it’s burn sapping away it’s health. Brendan cursed his Mudkip was strong he knew it. He had been training it 24/7 for at least 3 days, but Ray’s Charmander was beefed and could easily kill even a water pokemon.

“Charmander now’s your chance use Fire Blast!” Ray shouted.

Charmander inhaled sharply and blew out a a star shaped red white flame. It erupted from it’s mouth and headed towards the burned Mudkip. Brendan closed his eyes not wanting to see what happened he knew even if he commanded Mudkip to do something it wouldn’t be able to dodge and if he ordered it to attack it would faint from the burn.

He sighed and thought “I guess everybody was right Ray always wins”.

Brendan then raised his pokeball and was about to return his Mudkip to forfeit the match, when he heard Ray shouting.

“WHAT!”

Brendan’s eyes shot open expecting to see a sizzling Mudkip. What he got was a Mudkip panting but still very alive with no burn mark anywhere on its body. Brendan surprised by this wondered what had happened and smirked when he realized and said smugly

“Looks like your not the only one with egg moves.”

Ray growled in response clutching his fists angrily that stupid Mudkip ruined his plan not only did it use Protect but it also had used Refresh getting rid of its Burn. That Fuc*ed up Mudkip was going to Pay dearly.

“Charmander use Slash as hard as you can on that Mudkip” Ray barked.

Charmander’s claw glowed white as it charged towards Mudkip and jumped into the air once again ready to make that Mudkip bleed.

“It’s over Ray. Mudkip use protect once more!” Brendan said calmly.

Mudkip summoned up its energy and formed a green shaped rectangular barrier that Charmander slashed helplessly against the green barrier causing tinging sounds as if it was hitting metal.

“Now Mudkip! Use Water Gun!” Brendan said. Mudkip looked at the Charmander grinned and said (yo momma) before firing a jet of water at the Charmander witch was currently 2 feet away. The water smashed into the Charmander sending him skidding back and toppling over clearly fainted.

“Charmander! Return!” Ray said scowling.

Brendan smirked cockily and said “You better run before I sick my Mudkip on you”

“You’ll pay for this midget. You’ll pay!” Ray said shouting as he ran, probably to go have some more pleasure with some of his wh*res, sick basta*d.

“Mudkip, return!” Brendan said calmly a red light engulfed the Mud fish pokemon and it was sucked back to its pokeball.

“You were awesome Mudkip you deserve a nice long rest at the pokemon center” Brendan softly said to his pokeball.

He then slowly started to walk his way back towards Oldale Town.

“Very, impressive Birch or should I say Brendan” a voice coolly said.

(With May)

“ughhh!” May said loudly as she continued to walk back towards the Lab.

She was currently carrying an unconscious Prof. Birch over her shoulder and was taking him back the Lab.

“Dan&! This guy weights a ton! What does he do all the time stuff his piggy face with food! He must eat a lot I’m actually surprised his son didn’t inherit all his blubber.” May said scowling as she continued to walk.

(Or maybe your own fatness is slowing you down!) The Torchic chirped happily from its
Pokeball after the potion it had it was just fine after that rabid pokemon attack.

“Say that again Torchic and I’ll make other things fat like for example your face!” May said icily.

(How can you make my face fat?) The Torchic said.

May anime fell and got up and said “just forget it torchic” before realizing.

“OMG! Torchic I can like talk to you and understand you now that is like so kawai!” May said promptly dropping Prof. Birch on the ground.

(um…..ok.) The Torchic said from within its pokeball.

May continued to grin before realizing she dropped Prof. Birch. Sighing she lifted him up onto her shoulders and continued to walk on. Finally, after what seemed like hours or 5 minutes they reached the Lab.

“Thank god! Know I can finally get this dinosaur off of me” May said as she kicked the doors of the Lab open and with all her might picked the Professor up with both arms and threw him inside.

The professor landed with a thump on the ground and continued to skid until he hit the table which contained all three Hoenn starters. The last remaining pokeball fall on the floor and cracked in two.

(NO my brother! May you rest in peace.) The Torchic said sadly.

The prof. assistant sweatdropped and asked “Is he-

“Dead. No, just knocked out……I think…..I hope” May said clear worry on her voice.

The prof. assistant sweatdropped again and said “well since he’s clearly knocked out you could go meet his kid. You know battle him, journey that kind of crap.”

“uh….sure. The short one, right?” May said giggling.

“Yeah, but don’t call him that it really ticks him off and trust me his er…..anger attacks just may send you to the hospital, bleeding, in pain and agony.” The prof.’s assistant said once again sweatdropping.

“Don’t worry I have some defense to people like that” May say evily.

With that she left the lab leaving a confused and bewildered Assistant behind wondering what in the world this ‘defense’ could be.

May sighed once again as she walked towards route 103 and froze when she heard growling. She quickly spun around and was met with a zigzagoon the very same zigzagoon that had foam dripping from its mouth.

“Go To-“ May was interrupted when the zigzagoon charged up electricity and shot it towards May. It collided and explosion followed and May was sent flying over the Horizon. If one listened close enough you could hear a string of very loud swear words.




so wht u think R and R.