how do you greet someone?

[Pokénaut]

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Stranger: Idk How much?
Me: Enough to break the ice, Hi my name is [Insert first and last name here]

 

[NimhShambler]

I bow lightly and say: "Hello. How does the day greet you?"

Seriously.

 

[ScrapplingHook]

I push my face into their breasts and motorboat them vigorously.

 

[1rkhachatryan]

Well if it's family, males u shake their hand and kiss on each cheek, for the women u just kiss on each cheek, course I'm Armenian so that's the common greeting for us. For friends usually a hand shack lol.

 

[ROFLMAO]

Depends on the person. For some of my friends, it varies from "OI, FAGGOT" to "Heeeeeeeeeey Hunbun!".

 

[SoulSilverMstr411]

"Who are you and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

 

[Owl]

For someone I'm not too close with I raise my hand like I'm about to wave but don't.
For someone I'm friends with but not too close of friends I Smile and nod.
For my good friends I hug, and my best friends I walk up and choke from behind.

 

[Hammerheart]

usually greet a friend with 'ow do.

neighbour with 'iya

Not really sure about strangers though, I've never really given it much though.

 

[Cornelius]

Strangers and acquaintances: "Hi" or "Hello," but only if they greet me first. Sometimes, I also make a random moaning sound sometimes because I don't feel like speaking.

Close friends: "[insert friend's name here]!" *give hug*

Close friends via text: I never bother with greetings. I just blurt out whatever is on my mind.

Family: Sarcastic or excited remarks to those I'm closest to. See strangers and acquaintances for other family members.

 

[Ultimate Champion]

I usually greet someone with "Hi", "Hey" or "Yo", and say goodbye with "Bye" or "See you later."

 

[Comebhax]

I always say "Hey" to "Whats up" to "YOLO"

 

[iPokemon]

To a friend: Hey what's up?
To a neighbor: Hello, good morning.
To a stranger: I usually don't talk to strangers, but if one happens to come up to me and say hi, I just say hello. When I'm being introduced to a stranger, I just say nice to meet you.

 

[luckystar]

I am Neelu. I work in marketing department.I often meet new people, i wonder how i should greet people.I am not good in speaking perfect english,that is why i am going through videos like this one http://youtu.be/9WblArYuYqo Did you ever tried like this?please share with me.

 

[indifference]

I usually just say "hi, how are you?"

 

[ShinyMienshao]

I usually just say "hi, how are you?"

I was LITERALLY about to type that....wow.

 

[dinosaurus]

At work I am constantly saying "Hi there" and I actually begin to want to punch myself in the face because hearing myself say that gets so flucking annoying.

Otherwise I say "hey baby" in a seductive, low voice.

 

[Steampunk]

i nod..........thats it usually.

 

[Finch.]

I'm a pretty formal person, so I tend to say "hello."

 

[Kreis]

Don't bump old threads.