You've been here for a depressingly long time too? We should form a support group or something. We'll need it for the next 50 years we'll be here. Sure, we may float away from the forums from time to time, but no matter how long it's been, we never manage to stay away forever. ...hey, wait a minute...I joined in 2002, then we had that huge forum crash, which is why it says Jan. 2004 instead. I was 13 at the time and I'm 21 now, indicating that over 1/3 of my life has been spent on this forum.
...I'm gonna be on this dreaded thing when I'm 80, aren't I? Serebii's head will be in one of those Futurama head jars and he'll still be commanding this place.
Serebii.net is the internet Hotel California! It all makes sense now!
'Relax,' said the admin,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can log out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'