How would you survive a Zombie apocalypse?

[ParaChomp]

Parody Highschool of the Dead where I film, the main boys are replaced by girls, and the busty girls are replaced with beefy muscular macho men. Who cares about surviving a Zombie Apocalypse when you can create a parody that's a slap in the face to its source material where nude hot guys fondle and compare each others' muscle sizes.

 

[The LoneWanderer]

go t o dunhams down the road and live there.
there's guns,food,clothing and ammo

 

[razorrozar7]

go t o dunhams down the road and live there.
there's guns,food,clothing and ammo

You'd be lucky to MAKE it down the road without already possessing at least guns and ammo. Plus it would be looted, more than likely.

 

[Quackjack29]

Sword would be best
Light, Silent and deadly

 

[Qmaz246]

Ok, thats why you have to go to school, any way.......


If i was in Disney, hopefully, i would head over to Tom Sawyer Island, cut the bridges, and steak out there.

 

[Ausgirl]

Steal a boat and isolate myself (and possibly a few others) far out into the ocean until the problem goes away.

Anyways since I live in Australia aka the end of the world where we are surrounded by the ocean, it's more likely than not that the zombie apocalypse will happen in another country thereby giving us Aussies enough time to prepare ourselves for the attack. And then rule the world.

 

[Qmaz246]

How will you get Food?

 

[Ausgirl]

How will you get Food?

By fishing of course. Although I would try to take some other essentials from my house first.

 

[Qmaz246]

Like what? Video Games?

 

[Ausgirl]

Like what? Video Games?

Other food items like bread (frozen bread can last a long time) and canned fruit (to ensure it lasts longer). Drinkable water. Possibly a radio so that I can find out what's happening back home. I'm making this up as I go along...

 

[Qmaz246]

Cool, so what if there was Pokemon in the world?

 

[Ioneos]

Six sylables: AK-47

 

[Mandi.]

I think I'd be able to manage. I mean, come on.

Zombie apocalypses are near impossible anyways. I love zombie games, but they're just games sadly. ):

 

[ParaChomp]

Start singing Brains by Voltaire.

♪Stop by your neighbor's place♪
♪See that dull expression on his face♪
♪He's just sitting right there, watching T.V.♪
♪He's not using his brain, why not give it to me?♪

 

[AuraSphere]

I think I'd be able to manage. I mean, come on.

Zombie apocalypses are near impossible anyways. I love zombie games, but they're just games sadly. ):

Play along. ;~;

 

[bug pro]

Serious or unserious version?

Serious: I would overargue their points of doing this and, eventually, give the world peace again. Or, the Zombie I argued whith will just try to plop out my eyeballs. I would probable go mad, and kill him.h m

Unserious: I and my friends would build a E.F.Z (Epic Forcefield for Zombehs) and inside create a nuclear mass converting device, and convert all to Humanoids whith-a-touch! To rule by meh NYAHAHAHAH...no, seruously, i'm no Kadaffi.

 

[Loreni333]

GET TO THE GARDEN SHED!
Now, first I take my rusty shovel.
A trowel and rake, both rusted,
some sunflower seeds...
AND GET ENOUGH SUN FOR A MOTHA****ING ARMY OF GATLING PEAS!

Behind them, and aresneal of Snow-Peas to slow the zombies, some tall nuts in front for protection. Some doom shrooms ready to be plabted.


Then, I sing the song 'brains' by volitaire.

 

[PokemonTrainerKaden]

Grab a couple of FAD Assault Rifles and run at them screaming CCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ioneos]

GET TO THE GARDEN SHED!
Now, first I take my rusty shovel.
A trowel and rake, both rusted,
some sunflower seeds...
AND GET ENOUGH SUN FOR A MOTHA****ING ARMY OF GATLING PEAS!

Behind them, and aresneal of Snow-Peas to slow the zombies, some tall nuts in front for protection. Some doom shrooms ready to be plabted.


Then, I sing the song 'brains' by volitaire.

Waiting for a PvZ refrence... :3

 

[SilentMemento]

I would use my excess cerebrospinal fluid as leverage to train my own zombie so it could protect me from other zombies. That fluid is constantly regenerating more than my body needs. My zombie would never run out of food as long as it agreed to protect me. It would probably have to be a really smart zombie though to understand the benefit of not immediately eating my brain.

So, basically, you're looking for a revenant (intelligent zombie that usually comes back to life either for revenge, servitude to the being who brought it back, or simply because it can't move on). I like your idea a lot, but where are you going to find one?