But fire-breathing pandas are much more dangerous! We better keep them well fed to prevent a pandapocalypse.
Anyway, a jump attack from the biggoron sword should take out a Zombie in one hit, or if not, I can play the sun's song on the ocarina of time.
Being serious, I'd let the Air Force nuke them. If the governments can't take them on, I probably don't stand a chance. Unless I reboot my old light saber, of course.
I bet more than half the people in this thread don't even know how to use a gun.
Well, I know how to use a water gun and a wii zapper. That counts, right?
(I call dibs on the cereal isle!)
I get the electronics section! I could live off of a good video game for years. (Don't worry, I'll share).
Should this happen tomorrow, this is pretty much the fundamentals I'd need to live. I'm just grateful that this won't happen.
But the pandapapocalypse might, be careful, and don't forget to coat yourself in water or dirt, fire wont burn you as much that way.
Or I'll trick them. "Hey! You're mummy is calling!"
......Gets them every time.
Actually, I think I'll just let them take my brains. That song,
RE: your brains, has a valid point.
....Okay, I can't take this thread seriously, but I did mean what I said about the governments handling them(besides the light saber, of course.) Though, I think I'd be safe. I live in a pretty isolated place, and the only reliable ways to get here are plain, or going across a desert by car. Zombies probably can't do either, and I might only get one or two every now and them. We have a dam here, so water won't be too much of a problem, even for a desert.