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How would you survive a Zombie apocalypse?
- Thread starter Crimsonlink
- Start date
Well considering I wasn't discriminating against someone based on their skin colour, then no.
ShadowKyogre443
오션 마스터
OMG this comment is just wrong but it made me LOL so hard for at least 5 minutes... But I don't think it'll work because the black guy/girl is always the first one to die
On-topic :
1) find a female zombie
2) capture her and put her in a jail (a strong one, which can't be easily destroyed)
3) wait for Stockholm syndrom to appear
4) It's... ADUUULT TIME!!!
5) have a kid
6) make your kid become the savior of the earth (the child of both a zombie AND a human? He can only be the Chosen One, obviously!! WIN)
that's disgusting
who would **** a zombie
On-topic :
1) find a female zombie
2) capture her and put her in a jail (a strong one, which can't be easily destroyed)
3) wait for Stockholm syndrom to appear
4) It's... ADUUULT TIME!!!
5) have a kid
6) make your kid become the savior of the earth (the child of both a zombie AND a human? He can only be the Chosen One, obviously!! WIN)
I hope you're joking. Even if you are, it wasn't a very funny joke.
Should the world fall into zombie apocalypse, I might as well stick to listing.
Needs.
Water
A reliable Shelter
Food
Weapons
People I can trust, love, etc.
Backpack
Wants.
Set of wheels that won't break.
Portable music device with a charger
If I don't have people I can stick with and/or no love partner, pics of hot chicks doing naughty things.
Should this happen tomorrow, this is pretty much the fundamentals I'd need to live. I'm just grateful that this won't happen.
Needs.
Water
A reliable Shelter
Food
Weapons
People I can trust, love, etc.
Backpack
Wants.
Set of wheels that won't break.
Portable music device with a charger
If I don't have people I can stick with and/or no love partner, pics of hot chicks doing naughty things.
Should this happen tomorrow, this is pretty much the fundamentals I'd need to live. I'm just grateful that this won't happen.
With these bad boys
http://images.wikia.com/plantsvszombies/images/b/b2/Winter-Melon.gif
Boom Boom Pow!!!
http://images.wikia.com/plantsvszombies/images/b/b2/Winter-Melon.gif
Boom Boom Pow!!!
i love that game!
Yeah me too.Sadly I've been too busy with pokemon that I've been neglecting my Zen Garden.But anyways,this is not the PvZ discussion thread.
ShinyHunter6756
Shiny Seeker
Go on a boat, Zombies cannot swim, and my best friends boat can hold up to 32 people, so it wouldn't be too hard to survive. Food is fairly easy to get since you can just fish, but the only problem with a boat is water...
Sceptrigon
Armored Legend
Lol, you'd never know, though. Zombies can be weird and unpredictable. I think I remember one area (not from a movie) where it showed that they could arise from the water. Creepy... ={
TheWatersGreatGuardian
Legendary Trainer
Join them and rule the world of course.
1.) Go to Wal-Mart, Weapon Stores, etc. for supplies(Food, Water, Guns, Ammunition, Machetes, C4, Laptop, and 4 Wheeler)
2.) Find a hot chick and promise to help her survive.
3.) Find a 2-story building
4.) Set up C4 around the house, including on the stairs.
5.) Set some bait
6.) Fight off the zombies until there are too many, then go upstairs
7.) Set off all of the C4
8.) Hope the house doesn't fall down
9.) Continue to fight off the Zombie Horde
10.) Once all the zombies are gone, go to step one and repeat.
2.) Find a hot chick and promise to help her survive.
3.) Find a 2-story building
4.) Set up C4 around the house, including on the stairs.
5.) Set some bait
6.) Fight off the zombies until there are too many, then go upstairs
7.) Set off all of the C4
8.) Hope the house doesn't fall down
9.) Continue to fight off the Zombie Horde
10.) Once all the zombies are gone, go to step one and repeat.
Shiny_Wooper
Well-Known Member
1) Steal all guns/weapons and food from walmart and nails,boards,super glue, tape and tacks,emergency blankets,generator (with 20 cans of fluid), crank radios, crank flash lights, 20 first aid kits, staples,fences and or any sharp things
2)Go home board up all the windows doors a.k.a anything you can go through to get inside the house
3)put any sharp things everywhere
4)Run upstairs (with my family and all the supplies)
5) Lock all doors behind me
6)stay in room with all supplies
7)if any zombies come I will shoot them
8) stay in room til it ends ( with stuff+family)
2)Go home board up all the windows doors a.k.a anything you can go through to get inside the house
3)put any sharp things everywhere
4)Run upstairs (with my family and all the supplies)
5) Lock all doors behind me
6)stay in room with all supplies
7)if any zombies come I will shoot them
8) stay in room til it ends ( with stuff+family)
Soaring Pikachu
Cool Trainer
The biggest issue that I see here is that most of you would run into each other at Wal mart and then have to battle to the death in order to decide who gets to keep the supplies!
(I call dibs on the cereal isle!)
(I call dibs on the cereal isle!)
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Zachmac
Well-Known Member
But fire-breathing pandas are much more dangerous! We better keep them well fed to prevent a pandapocalypse.
Anyway, a jump attack from the biggoron sword should take out a Zombie in one hit, or if not, I can play the sun's song on the ocarina of time.
Being serious, I'd let the Air Force nuke them. If the governments can't take them on, I probably don't stand a chance. Unless I reboot my old light saber, of course.
Or I'll trick them. "Hey! You're mummy is calling!"
......Gets them every time.
Actually, I think I'll just let them take my brains. That song, RE: your brains, has a valid point.
....Okay, I can't take this thread seriously, but I did mean what I said about the governments handling them(besides the light saber, of course.) Though, I think I'd be safe. I live in a pretty isolated place, and the only reliable ways to get here are plain, or going across a desert by car. Zombies probably can't do either, and I might only get one or two every now and them. We have a dam here, so water won't be too much of a problem, even for a desert.
Anyway, a jump attack from the biggoron sword should take out a Zombie in one hit, or if not, I can play the sun's song on the ocarina of time.
Being serious, I'd let the Air Force nuke them. If the governments can't take them on, I probably don't stand a chance. Unless I reboot my old light saber, of course.
Well, I know how to use a water gun and a wii zapper. That counts, right?
I get the electronics section! I could live off of a good video game for years. (Don't worry, I'll share).
But the pandapapocalypse might, be careful, and don't forget to coat yourself in water or dirt, fire wont burn you as much that way.
Or I'll trick them. "Hey! You're mummy is calling!"
......Gets them every time.
Actually, I think I'll just let them take my brains. That song, RE: your brains, has a valid point.
....Okay, I can't take this thread seriously, but I did mean what I said about the governments handling them(besides the light saber, of course.) Though, I think I'd be safe. I live in a pretty isolated place, and the only reliable ways to get here are plain, or going across a desert by car. Zombies probably can't do either, and I might only get one or two every now and them. We have a dam here, so water won't be too much of a problem, even for a desert.
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ChuckNorris
Well-Known Member
Two words...Ithaca shotgun.
Laevateinn
Ghost-Type Trainer
Really? I'm more prone to choosing something like a UMP or a hunter's rifle, and as for the whole idea of breaking into wal-mart and stealing stuff, there's one thing I need to ask:
Do they have alarms blare when you break in and steal? Or don't they? (We're super-duper cautious in Britland, so everything has an alarm fixed to it. EVERYTHING... >.<)
As for myself, I'm not quite sure. I live in an isolated area of the country, so it could take a while for whatever causes the zombie apocalypse to reach us. *shrugs*