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Metal Force

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it's a joke telling game the best poster who makes the best jokes will win

NOTE 1 : if u have a question just PM me
NOTE 2 : judges : me + Serebiicrazed + mutten641( after 4 entries we'll choose the winner )
NOTE 3 : after 4 entries we'll choose the winner
NOTE 4 : u can bring the joke from this forum or other forums or a site or made by u it doesn't matter as long as it's funny
NOTE 5 : me & the judges will post the winners after judging

~Rules~
1- no flaming
2- no spaming
3- if you have already posted a joke and you want to post again wait until the judging end and the first & second place winner is choosen
3- don't post a joke that already had been posted cause it's stupid & useles
4- this not a rule but ...... have fun

more'll be added if needed​
 
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JimmyKudo

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I have one!

There was once a kid who don't know what's a giraffe when he's attending science class. The teacher was impatient, so he asked the kid to go home and ask his families.

So he went home, he saw his big brother having a fight, he doesn't know what is he doing, so he asked him, "Hey Big brother, what is a giraffe?"

His big brother shouted, "DIE!"

The kid write it down on a piece of paper, "Giraffe: Die"

The kid then asked his sister, "Hey sis, what's a giraffe?"

His big sister was wearing headphones, listening to a piece of music, so, she sang, "Come on baby come on baby!"

The kid wrote it down on the same piece of paper,
"Giraffe: Die
Come on baby, come on baby."

The kid then asked his father, "Dad, what's a giraffe?"

His dad was ordering a table, so, he answered, "The Bigger, the better."

The kid wrote it down on the piece of paper.

Lastly, his mother, "Mum, what's a giraffe?"

His mum had just came out from the shower, so, she said, "Ahh, so relaxing."

The next day, on science class, the teacher asked as he looked at the kid, "So, what is a giraffe?"

The kid answered, "DIE!"

His teacher, rather shocked by his answer, sent the kid to the principle office.

The kid response, "Come on baby, come on baby!"

The teacher and the kid arrived at the principle office, the teacher explained what had happened, and what had the kid said.

The principle, seeing that is the kid's first offence, decided to go easy on him, he asked, "Which cane would you want?"

The kid answered, "The bigger, the better."

The principle thought that this kid is acting like an urchin, so, he gave a full swing with the cane on the kid's butt, surprised to hear the kid saying, "Ahh, so relaxing."
 
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LugiaXD

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i found this on a site :
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.
 
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Magical Trevor

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Okay i have one. There was this little boy who had to learn his family's favorite words. So he went home and said to his mum ''Whats your favorite word'' and his mum was on the phone and yelled ''Shut Up'' so he goes to his dad and says ''whats your favorite word'' and his dad is watching rugby and his team scores and he yells 'YEAH' so he goes to his older sister's room and says ''what's your favorite word'' and his sister is listning to music and said ''that's the way uh huh uh huh i like it'' so he goes into his then he goes to his little brothers room and his little brother is watching bat man and the boy said ''whats your favorite word'. so he said ''dunanananananan batman'' then the boy goes into his baby sisters room and says ''whats your favorite word. and his baby sister is licking a lolipop and says ''lolipop'' and so the boy oes to his baby brothers room and says ''whats your favorite word. and his baby brother is watching a sing along car show and sings ''in my little broom broom car''. so he goes to his teacher and his teacher says ''so what's your familys favorite words'' and theb oy says ''shut up'' then the teacher says ''do you want to go to the princible's office'' and he boy relies ''YEAH!'' then the teacher hit th boy and the boy said ''that's the way uh huh uh huh i like it. so the teacher says ''who do you think you are?'' and the boy says ''dunanananananan batman'' so the teacher yells ''what do you think you deserve.'and the boy said ''a lolipop'' then the teacher yelled ''ho do you think our gonna get away with this'' and the boy sang ''in my little broom broom car''
 
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Magic kid930

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There were 3 boys called Zip, Willie and Wee. They were really mis-behaving at school, Zip was on the table, and Willie and Wee where just being naughty so the teacher said "Right! That's enough! Zip, down! Willie, out! Wee, in the corner!"
 
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~*Mudkip Fantastic*~

BlackFalcon!
Okay there was this bus crash and the police wanted to find out why it happened. So they went to the only surviver, a monkey.
"Okay monkey if you can understand us nod"
The monkey nodded.
"Okay what were the people doing"
He mimed eating
"They were eating?"
Nod
"Anything else?"
He mimed drinking
"They were drinking?"
Nod
"Anything else?"
He put his finger through a hole that he made with other fingers
"They were shagging?"
Nod
"Then what were you doing?"
Mimed stearing
 
Raito

Raito

HADOUKEN!
From White Chicks
Your mama's *** is so hairy, it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Wanted in America!"

A Sunday School Class...

There was Adam and Eve in a class. Adam always liked to poke Eve. This what happened one day.

Teacher: Who died for our sins?

Adam :*pokes*

Eve: Jesus Christ!

Teacher: Right Eve!

" ": Who created the world?

*pokes*

God!

Right again Eve! You are on a roll today!

What did Eve say to Adam after they had 250 kids?

*pokes*

If you poke me with that thing one more time, I'm going to take it and rip it in half!!!!!!!

Right Again Eve!
 
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Metal Force

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congratulations mutten641 ur the first place winner ! & u to JimmyKudo ur the second plce winner !

note: lugia1521 & -Shining Kyogre- i'll judge the winner after two entries
 
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swdswdswd

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ok, i got this one in an email.


A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter evening.
They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.
Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking:
"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"
The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal.
The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray.
There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
He placed one half in front of his wife.
Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began to eat his few bites.
Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. - "They were used to sharing everything."
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a thing.
She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some of the drink.
A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.
The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.
After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.
What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered,
"THE TEETH"
 
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~*Pikafan*~

Have you seen me?
I thought it was funny. Okay, I have a joke.

3 people had to stay in the desert for 1 week to win 1 million dollers. They could only bring 1 thing. The first guy brought a solar powered refriderator filled with tons of things to eat. The second guy brought a huge watermellon. The third guy brought a car door. The second guy asked the third guy,"Why are you bringing a car door?" The third guy says,"Me no dumb. When me hot, me roll down the window."
 
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yadda

Flying burritos,mmmm
Kid in preschool:I have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher:Sing the ABC's first.
Kid:Okay. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher:Where's the P?
Kid:Running down my pants.
 
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Metal Force

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congratulations Serebiicrazed ur the first place winner ! & congratulations to u to yadda ur the second place winner

~need judges(other than myself) ... any one intrested Pm me or post in here saying so~
 
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