mespritchaser
Vampire Slayer
You can post any quotes here. Well, as long as they ARE humorous.
By the way, don`t claim all these quotes as yours.
You can also put the name of the author of that quote, if it`s fine. Credit the owners.
I found these quotes in one website. They all belong to poets.
"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." - MOOOOO. XD
"Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?" - I don`t get this one. =))
"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." - ???
"People always say, 'I believe I can fly' Well, I believe that too. I believe that I can fly, and then drop on the ground head first." - Everyone will.
"Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!" -Picky. xD
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." Yeaah. He was to absorbed looking at the stars, he forgot what else was missing. xD
"They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because they're the same." - Haha, I feel pretty sorry for them. ^^
"Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh." - Snow White must be very lucky. xD
"I wish I could kill the coolest person alive but suicide is a crime!" - Coolest is originally sexiest. I changed it because killing the coolest person on earth is really suicide! xD
"TGIF- Thank God I'm female." - Certainly. We never needed to you-know-what. xD
"Do unto others before they do unto you." - My friend said, "DO UNTO OTHERS, THEN RUN!!"
"Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear." - Funnay!
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - You weren`t born, okay?! xDDD
"I don`t judge a book by it`s cover, I read it first." - This one is soooo corny!
I`ll find more. Share yours first!
By the way, don`t claim all these quotes as yours.
You can also put the name of the author of that quote, if it`s fine. Credit the owners. I found these quotes in one website. They all belong to poets.
"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." - MOOOOO. XD
"Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?" - I don`t get this one. =))
"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." - ???
"People always say, 'I believe I can fly' Well, I believe that too. I believe that I can fly, and then drop on the ground head first." - Everyone will.
"Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!" -Picky. xD
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." Yeaah. He was to absorbed looking at the stars, he forgot what else was missing. xD
"They laugh because I'm different. I laugh because they're the same." - Haha, I feel pretty sorry for them. ^
^ "Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh." - Snow White must be very lucky. xD
"I wish I could kill the coolest person alive but suicide is a crime!" - Coolest is originally sexiest. I changed it because killing the coolest person on earth is really suicide! xD
"TGIF- Thank God I'm female." - Certainly. We never needed to you-know-what. xD
"Do unto others before they do unto you." - My friend said, "DO UNTO OTHERS, THEN RUN!!"
"Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear." - Funnay!
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - You weren`t born, okay?! xDDD
"I don`t judge a book by it`s cover, I read it first." - This one is soooo corny!
I`ll find more. Share yours first!