I can't sleep. Halp.

[SmeargleRocks]

Here is a quick way to get to sleep

Step 1. Pour some chloroform on a rag.

Step 2. Place rag against nose and mouth and inhale.

Step 3. Sleep

ha ha ha, yeah if you want to be knocked out cold for awhile and its mainly for kidnapping purposes ha ha ha

 

[James2344]

This happens to me every night before school starts and I just show up first day back like a zombie

 

[MuzikMaestro]

I suffer insomnia as well. anymore, I think of the happiest thought I can (falling asleep in the arms of a loved one) and I pretend I'm doing that in my mind.... it eases my transition into sleep (so does being exhausted all the time lol)

 

[Covert Cactus]

ha ha ha, yeah if you want to be knocked out cold for awhile and its mainly for kidnapping purposes ha ha ha

I prefer the term "involuntary dating".

 

[PrismaticPrincessAnna]

My daddy have these sleeping pills and they smell so gross -_-

To me when i can't sleep, I play music or tire my eyes out playing PKMN, nya~

 

[PsychicPsycho]

I go back and forth with having trouble sleeping. Sometimes, I can go to sleep quickly after lying down, other times I toss and turn for a while. It seems like I don't have too much trouble unless I fall asleep in front of the tv earlier in the night, but I don't really keep track.

ha ha ha, yeah if you want to be knocked out cold for awhile and its mainly for kidnapping purposes ha ha ha

Hmm... I wonder if you're knocked out for an extended period of time, if your body views it as sleep.

To me when i can't sleep, I play music or tire my eyes out playing PKMN, nya~

I actually do this. I'll play pokemon in general to help me sleep, although Voltorb Flip is what I play most often.

 

[SmeargleRocks]

I go back and forth with having trouble sleeping. Sometimes, I can go to sleep quickly after lying down, other times I toss and turn for a while. It seems like I don't have too much trouble unless I fall asleep in front of the tv earlier in the night, but I don't really keep track.
Hmm... I wonder if you're knocked out for an extended period of time, if your body views it as sleep.
I actually do this. I'll play pokemon in general to help me sleep, although Voltorb Flip is what I play most often.

Well if I heard correctly its like (sorry for saying this) its like when someone wakes up from a coma they feel more refreshed

 

[Schade]

Well, some allergy-medicine has side effects that include drowziness. (or however it is written)

 

[SmeargleRocks]

Well, some allergy-medicine has side effects that include drowziness. (or however it is written)

Yes but I'm talking about muscle relaxers not allergy medicine

 

[Blue Snover]

I'm always found music helps because i rarely have a good nights sleep, but that at least makes it a little better.

 

[deoxysdude94]

Ever been in one of those moments? You try counting sheep and got to the 10,485th sheep but you're still wide awake.

Or... for someone who has ADD, like me, you count to about 69 sheep and then lose count. This sometimes happens to me, but I can never explain it. Except this one time, where I threw up the night of my birthday >.<

 

[Lucario188]

Sometimes when I can't sleep I read, listen to music, or most often brainstorm story ideas.
There's lots of advice here, thanks!

 

[MuzikMaestro]

listening to music helps a lot.

 

[YaDunGoofed]

This is surprising, I complain all week about how I get only 9 hours of sleep (I need 12 to be happy) and so ready to go to bed early Friday nights...
:'D
And I'm up at 12 am.

 

[Steampunk]

try reading the dictionary while listening to one direction, you'll be out in less than a minute

 

[The Harbinger of Peace]

Ever see someone sleeping and then think, "You know, I could be awake right now (the next morning; because sleep seems so short)" Anyone? Or is it just me?

 

[55afrothunder]

This happens to me alot I drink a cup of milk,if that dont work i smoke weed.

 

[The Harbinger of Peace]

This happens to me alot I drink a cup of milk,if that dont work i smoke weed.

Wut?
If I can't sleep, I make some hot milk. Always helps me.

 

[Steampunk]

This happens to me alot I drink a cup of milk,if that dont work i smoke weed.

whoa dude dont just say that flat out there are kids on here
and try watching an action movie it makes me really tired

 

[Swampert is my Homeboy]

I just use my phone until I get really tired.