"I did this with them" pokemon thread

[Aggron95]

My friend gave me the idea for this. All you need is your birthday and the number of letters in your name.

If you were born in...
January- You went to the mall with
February- Got wasted with
March- Got a pokemon from
April- Read to
May- Baked a pie for
June- Murdered
July- Got arrested by
August- Danced with
September- Stole from
October- Married
November- Had a battle with
December- Gave $50 too

Number of letters in your name...
3 and below- Candice
4- Moltres
5- Steven
6- James
7- Riolu
8 and above- Team Magma

I got wasted with Moltres!

 

[BCVM22]

You and your friend have a lot of time not taken up by more crucial activities, don't you?

 

[Anaya]

Eh why not? I got married to Riolu. .

 

[Sir Crocodile]

Give Me Back My $50, Steven!

 

[Leon]

I got wasted with Moltres! Wild night in Tijuana that was like [:

 

[Aggron95]

You and your friend have a lot of time not taken up by more crucial activities, don't you?

You're posting on his forum! Doesn't that count?

 

[BCVM22]

You're posting on his forum! Doesn't that count?

Nope, I was just taking a few minutes to chill before I boarded my private jet for dinner with the governor, to be followed by a night of cavorting with movie stars and royalty. It's a tough life.

 

[Draknir]

I went to the mall with a Riolu.

 

[mrdurp4]

lol... i went to the mall with moltres. i really did too hes a real hot head

 

[Alkaide]

I danced with Steven........ How did you come up with this?​

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[morefirepokemon]

i had a battle with moltres, thats cool!

 

[martianman40]

I stole from James. So that's who did it, XD.

 

[Griff4815]

I danced with Moltres, his moves were on fire, by the way.

 

[Rudol Ichiga]

Riolu took the lead with me..

 

[Euphoria]

I danced with Team Magma.

I really think you should've thought up sentences above the number 8 before posting this.

 

[^^Yoshinichi^^]

I went to the mall with James...ahh! That would never happen if this thing was true...I would never hang with Team Rocket.

 

[ReZ-EX]

I murdered Steven

 

[BIGnSCARY]

Murdered James! Pretty sad, i do like him, but i am pushing the blame to the talking meowth.

 

[-Dragon-]

I er, gave ~£25 to Steven.

 

[Sir Devious]

I went to the mall with Steven??

Is this suppost to be comical or something??