I fight for my...

[awlccl123]

The rules to this game are, the 1st poster says "I fight for my (insert word here)" then the next poster says something that makes it so they can't fight for it, then says what they fight for.

Example:
1st poster: I fight for my Friends.
2nd poster: None of your friends like you anymore.
I fight for my cookie.

and so on.

I'll start:

I fight for my Peanut Cheese.

 

[kuriboh361]

Sorry you can't, I've just used it as fishing bait

I fight for my willpower.

 

[Yonowaru in Chaos]

Azelf killed it off.

I fight for my Windows XP

 

[kuriboh361]

Sorry, it sank into the sea along with the other stuff for it.

I fight for a few hundred kirbys.

 

[Yonowaru in Chaos]

They all eat each other. The last one's digestive system blows up and dies.

I fight for my fish food.

 

[Commander Blitzkrieg]

They sucked each other... Up.

Biitan: The fish ate it.

I fight for Tira.

 

[The Lemonkraken]

Fight for Lance then. He's more notable.

I fight for my Yoshis.

 

[Ultimate Dragon Knight]

I steal them, so they are mine, and not yours now, thus the my in "I fight for my Yoshis" is no longer relevant now. *thinks about listening to "Another One Bites The Dust"* Fights for "Another One Bites The Dust"!

 

[Lemon-Lime]

The song is erased from everyone's memories, making it like it never existed.

I fight for the PASBL! >:O

 

[Commander Blitzkrieg]

They disbanded after a bomb went off in their toilet.

I fight for my right to party.

 

[Lemon-Lime]

The right gets taken away.

I fight for FTDe57rART597%q$%&^husd87HYdjahyFYTuhkgay!

 

[Commander Blitzkrieg]

GAY are the last letters, and therefore I will not touch it, as I am homophobic (sorry).

I fight because I feel like it.

 

[The Lemonkraken]

That doesn't exist. Try Again.
DAMMIT: Uhhhh. Nuke!

I fight for me.

 

[shiny_arceus]

You get killed by a random missle which came out of nowhere, therefore you cannot fight for yourselft as YOU are dead.

I fight for a wii.

 

[Ultimate Dragon Knight]

I find which Wii your fighting for and desmantle to beyond reassembaly and then incinerate it. I fight for the TO, which can never be ended. If it is, I shall hunt you down!

 

[Lemon-Lime]

It suddenly becomes drab, so you don't want to fight for it.

I fight FOR GREAT JUSTICE TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

 

[Ultimate Dragon Knight]

TO is becoming drab...
whatever you said that you fight for is incinerated. I fight for a drab TO to become un-drab.

 

[Lemon-Lime]

The drabness blinds you.

I FIGHT FOR PEANUT BUTTER

 

[Ultimate Dragon Knight]

Peanut butter doesn't exist without jelly.
I fight for jelly to become existant again.

 

[Lemon-Lime]

While you're figuring out how to fight for jelly, peanut butter come back into existence and makes it so that jelly can never exist again.

I fight for salad.