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I want that Little Britain Club!

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MaskedManAbsolkid

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If you haven't noticed yet, this is a Little Britain club. You can talk about the episodes and the characters, sometimes I'll ask questions like 'What is your favourite Little Britain character?' or 'Is the announcer funny?', or even, 'Who the hell is Tom Baker?' Sometimes I'll make quizzes about it for you. You can talk about your favourite sketches, and more!

I'll need 2 co-owners, who know a lot about Little Britain and are smart and kind enough to be a co-owner.

Owner

-Absol-

Co-owners

ChaosMage
Jesus Freak Josh

Members
 
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ChaosMage

Izit cuz I is black?
I'll be a co-owner. Little Britain is my second favourite British show (at the moment) behind Father Ted. Tell you what, why don't we make a little polls system thing?

Who do you think is the-
1. Funniest Character?
2. Grossest Character?
3. Best Catchphrase?
4. Most True Character? (as in, is like a real person)
5. Best Written Character?
6. Best Gay?
7. Best Woman?
8. Best New Character?
9. Best Old Character (that hasn't returned)?
10. Best Matt Character?
11. Best David Character?
12. Best Guest Character?

Mine are;
1. Vicky
2. Judy and Maggie
3. So many... but it'll have to be "Yer, I know..." by Andy. Classic.
4. Vicky
5. Marjorie
6. Sebastien
7. Bubbles
8. Florence
9. Ray McKinley
10. Daffyd
11. Lou
12. Myfamwy from the Daffyd sketches

What are your opinions?
 
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Kal-El

Mush! Mush!
CAN I JOIN?! THIS SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!

1. Andy
2. Vicky
3. "Yeah, I know!", "I want that one!", "I don't like it!"
4. Dunno.
5. Andy
6. I wonder? Sebastian. Daffyd's too homophobic.
7. Marjorie
8. -
9. Ray McCoony "I am hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet, I AM JELLY! What am I?"
10. -
11. -
12. -

Aww... I couldn't use any for Kenny...
 
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MaskedManAbsolkid

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Sure you can join! You're the co-owner now, ChaosMage! Do you wanna be the second co-owner, Josh?

ChaosMage, thanks for the poll thing. I'll fill it in now. It'll keep people interested:

1. Andy
2. Judy and Maggie
3. All of Andy's
4. Vicky Pollard
5. Bubbles
6. Daffyd
7. Vicky Pollard
8. Florence and Emily
9. Ray
10. Andy
11. Anne, the woman who goes 'eh eh eh'
12. Either Myfanwy or anyone played by Sally Rogers

You might have to change number 7 to 'Best female' because Vicky acts nothing like a woman.

And Ray McCoony will return for Series 3.
 
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Kal-El

Mush! Mush!
Anne's a crack up! And yes I would like to be a second co-owner.

*Anne picks up books*
EH EH EH!!! *pegs them*

I definitely want to do that!
 
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MaskedManAbsolkid

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I'll edit it in a sec.

So we've got all the co-owners we need now.

My favourite Anne sketch was the one where she was doing the play, and she flipped the tables over, then opened her cardigan up for the man.

what is your favourite Little Britain sketch?
 
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MaskedManAbsolkid

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I didn't explain myself properly, sorry. What I mean is, what is your favourite sketch, e.g: where the transvestites go into the clothes shop to buy clothes, where Andy goes on the blind date with the woman in the wheelchair.
 
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Kal-El

Mush! Mush!
I love them all but one of my favourites would have to be:

*Lou catches Andy stealing a can*
Lou: Hey what are you doing?
Andy: Robbing!
Lou: But stealing's wrong you do know that don't you?
Andy: Yeah, I know!

I just love how he says "Robbing!" so casually. :p

Or the one where Anne pegs the books. Almost any with her has to be my favourite. :p
 
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ChaosMage

Izit cuz I is black?
-Absol- said:
I didn't explain myself properly, sorry. What I mean is, what is your favourite sketch, e.g: where the transvestites go into the clothes shop to buy clothes, where Andy goes on the blind date with the woman in the wheelchair.
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I was saying that I don't know what my favourite sketch is, but my favourite character (just for something to say) is Daffyd. I really can't decide on a favourite sketch.
 
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MaskedManAbsolkid

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Oh, sorry about that. OK, I'm gonna make a quiz, and a banner, but I'll ask you another question: What's your favourite line? Mine's this one from an Emily Howard sketch:

*when florence needs to go to the loo*
Emily: Remember, you've gotta sit on the loo when ya wanna p*ss
 
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ChaosMage

Izit cuz I is black?
Mine is that one-off Indian character (Matt Lucas) who owns the corner shop;

(Man enters the shop, owner stares at him constantly)

(Man gets a drink)
Owner: Thirsty?
(Man gets a chocolate bar)
Owner: Hungry?
(Man gets newspaper)
Owner: Hoping to catch up on the day's news and sport?
(Man gets some paper)
Owner: Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?
(Man slowly moves toward the top shelf)
Owner: Planning a w*nk?
 
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MaskedManAbsolkid

Well-Known Member
Sorry I didn't reply.

Anyway, the new series of Little Britain starts this week. If you wanna see the new characters, go here
 
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Kal-El

Mush! Mush!
Yeah, I know! Except it doesn't start here for a while... :(

Shop guy: Margaret... MARGARET!
Margaret: Yes?
Shop guy: I was about to take my lunch break, can you take care of this customer?
Margaret: I've got no arms or legs!
Shop guy: Oh, I forgot.

HIlarious!

Announcer: ANDY PIPKIN, YOU ARE THE FOURTH CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!
Andy: YEAH, I KNOW!

Lou: Please, Andy, can I have some chips?
Andy: No, should've bought your own.
Lou: But I only had enough for one!
Andy: Yeah, I know!
Lou: Well that's okay, I don't want any chips.
Andy: Nor, do I! *throws them away*
 
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magnemiteZ

Banned
ooooh, ill join, i love the show!!

ChaosMage said:
I'll be a co-owner. Little Britain is my second favourite British show (at the moment) behind Father Ted. Tell you what, why don't we make a little polls system thing?

Who do you think is the-
1. Funniest Character?
2. Grossest Character?
3. Best Catchphrase?
4. Most True Character? (as in, is like a real person)
5. Best Written Character?
6. Best Gay?
7. Best Woman?
8. Best New Character?
9. Best Old Character (that hasn't returned)?
10. Best Matt Character?
11. Best David Character?
12. Best Guest Character?

What are your opinions?
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1. The woman behind the bar in the town pub, dont want to even try to spell her name
2. Jason!! UGHCH... THE SELETED SCENE ON THE DVD!!!
3. Daffyd you stupid little poof.... Think of all the **** and bum fun you could have had there
4. Mr Mann, there are always annoying people like him in life!!
5. Vicky Pollard!!
6. Sebastion
7. Viv, Awwwww heees gawwwgeous!
8. Bubbles' Rival Desiree
9. Edward Grant and Samantha
10. Anne
11. Daffyd Thomas.... He has got guts to dress like that with a figure like his!!
12. i havent liked any of the guests at all, so my least favourite guest has to be Peter Andre. He makes me angry, generally!!

I love this one too,
Mr Man Enters,
Shop guy: Margaret... MARGARET!
Margaret: Yes?
Shop guy: I was about to take my lunch break, can you take care of this customer?
Margaret: I've got no arms or legs!
Shop guy: Oh, I forgot. *returns his attention to Mr Mann* Right how may i help you........
 
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cheekie3

Banana
can i join
i have only watched 3 episodes but i love the show as its very very funny
i don't know all the chracters names but my fav chracter is the guy who pretends to be in the wheel chair
 
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magnemiteZ

Banned
cheekie3 said:
can i join
i have only watched 3 episodes but i love the show as its very very funny
i don't know all the chracters names but my fav chracter is the guy who pretends to be in the wheel chair
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His name is Andy..... and watch more this show is pure genious!!
 
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Kal-El

Mush! Mush!
Mr Mann: The movie features two policemen that have to go undercover as rappers.
Shop Keeper: I'm not sure we have that. I'll ask Margaret, she knows. MARGARET!... MARGARET!!!...
Margaret: Yes?
Shop Keeper: HAVE WE GOT ANY MOVIES ABOUT TWO POLICEMENT THAT HAVE TO GO UNDERCOVER AS RAPPERS?!
Margaret: I'm not sure.
SK: She's not sure.
Margaret: Does he know the title?
SK: Do you know the title?
MM: No.
SK: NO!
Margaret: Does he know how it ends?
SK: Do you know how it ends?
MM: The two policemen have to compete in a rapping contest. It is very funny.
SK: THE TWO POLICEMEN HAVE TO COMPETE IN A RAPPING CONTEST. IT IS VERY FUNNY.
Margaret: I'm not sure we have that. Is he sure the movie exists?
SK: Are you sure the movie exists?
MM: No, but that is the movie I'd like to see tonight.
 
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