I Win! V2

[matthew11]

I Win! V2

How to play: Come up with a creative way to win against the above poster. Example:

Starting post: I win!
Poster 1: I blow up your house. I win!
Poster 2: I let my dog bite you. I win!
Poster 3: A car ran over you. I win!

Rules:

1. General SppF rules apply.
2. Be creative
3. Keep it appropriate
4. Don't engage in conversations within this thread/game. If you must say something then do it via VM/PM.

I'll start by saying:

I started this thread. I win!

 

[Schade]

I approved of this game. I win!

 

[Void Ventus]

I'm the first non-mod to post in this thread. I win!

 

[matthew11]

I sent out a Sylveon to destroy your army of dragons. I win!

 

[Erron Black]

I eat the Sylveon, I win.

 

[ninjaethan]

I destroy your wings & now I win...

 

[Playful Latios]

I created the universe, I win.

 

[matthew11]

I created you. I win!

 

[Playful Latios]

I strike you with my hoof causing you to fall down, I win.

 

[matthew11]

It was a shadow clone you just hit. I win!

 

[Spectro889]

I call Froakie to use the Matrix on you, I win!

 

[Playful Latios]

I use Thunder to zap your Froakie, I win.

 

[GhostlyMaiden]

I use close combat to destroy the Arceus, I win.

 

[Playful Latios]

Ninetales can't learn Close Combat so I still win.

 

[matthew11]

Pikachu with a Choice Band used Volt Tackle and crit your Arceus. I win!

 

[Phsy-Spark]

I get Isaac to use Great Spire (Venus (Ground)) on the Pikachu. I win!

 

[Shinehollow]

I get Piers to Diamond Berg Issac.I win.

 

[Phsy-Spark]

I get Ivan to go all ballistic with summoning Dullahan. I win.

 

[matthew11]

Ivan doesn't have enough PP to summon Dullahan. I win!

 

[Playful Latios]

I shock you with the Zap Plate, I win.