I win!

[RogueMG10]

Arceus is just jelly 'cause he's not in the L.A.P. I win!

 

[The Master Chief]

I made arceusjelly sandwhiches and catered the L.A.P. I win!

 

[RogueMG10]

I thank you profusely and give you a 1005% tip which attracts the multitudes to the L.A.P. as their supreme leaders. I win!

 

[The Master Chief]

I reject your thank you, keep the tip, use half of it to also become a supreme leader. I win!

 

[RogueMG10]

Your rejection of my thanks does not go over well with the public and I become the more popular supreme leader. I win!

 

[Goodraman]

i cast meteor on this thread

i win

**FF fan fare plays in distance*

 

[RogueMG10]

I use the power of Bidoof Christ to repel the meteor and send it back at you. I win!

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

I destroy this world. I win.

 

[ShachonianX]

I rebuild it. I win!

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

You can't build the world again if you're already dead. Plus, you'd have no materials to build it I guess. I win.

 

[Goodraman]

I join forces with the Vestal of Wind, an amnesiac perv with a magic book, and some hot headed blonde who was a bad guy at one point to rebuild my town and save the world at least three times

i win

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

I don't care. I win.

 

[RogueMG10]

You are now wanted for stupidity. I win!

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

Saying I'm wanted for stupidity made me laugh. I win.

 

[Goodraman]

i forgot to mention the amnesiacs name was Ringabel

i swear im not making this up, i win

 

[RogueMG10]

I refrain from making Bravely Default jokes. I win!

 

[Kitt Geekazaru]

Fire emblem is so much better, and our mutual agreement causes me to join with RealMrGame10 to dominate the world together. Then with Aegislash in hand I slayed to Mudkip with one slash of a Sacred Sword. Therefore I claim victory.

 

[Goodraman]

my sword hand twitches

i win

 

[Kitt Geekazaru]

... and you drop your sword.
Therfore I claim victory.

 

[AwesomeGrovyle]

You chose the wrong side. I win.