if animals in the real world could have pokemon moves what would they be?

[Adrexus]

i did a search and nothing came up, so if animals in the real world could have pokemon moves what would they be? i think a grizzly bear would have slash and i think a wolf would have crunch, so what do you guys think?

 

[Arbok of Doom]

Lol, I have a Poochyena with moves like a dog (special made):
Brave Nature @ Leftovers
Bite
Roar
Howl
Rest

 

[Astinus]

My oober-cute puppy would have the attack Extremespeed, which would be handy for agility courses. Also, she would have Charm, Dig, and Bite. Her nature would be Timid.

My oober-puta of a cat would have Slash, Crunch, Screech, and Sunny Day, because kitties absorbe sunlight. Her nature would be, of course, Naughty.

 

[.Person.]

OK. Let me make fun of this and try not to hert anybodys feelings...

An Eagle...
Arial Ace
Twister
Hyper Beam
Protect

OH no!!! Channel 4 news. Here Somewhere in the US our famous eagle is snaching people out of the skies and eating them. We will show some of that footage....
*They show a kid having his head riped off*

As you say in the footage that the flawk of eagles are now using a Hyper Beam of every hous in their range. I'm getting more news... It seems... That 4 miles away a roch grew legs, a head and arms and just started showting "Golem". I repeat. A rock just grew legs.

We are now trying to knock them down with rocks. It seams they are using protect. We will now die. This is channel 4 news. And I am-

See. I got that from a thrad last year about this stuff.

 

[Dark Pheonix]

I would have a super bee!

Attacks

Sting (1 hit ko kills itself )
Buzz - lowers opponents defence
chase - lowers opponents speed
kamakazie tackle - user is hit with recoil damage

 

[Blackjack Gabbiani]

Parrots would have pretty much all sound-based moves and Crunch. Anyone who differs on the latter part has clearly never been bitten by one.

 

[blogger]

a spider-(spinarak or ariadios)(;168; or ;167; )

string shot
poision sting
agilaty
quick attack

 

[zeppelin]

bunnys could have dig.

 

[Arbok of Doom]

a spider-(spinarak or ariadios)(;168; or ;167; )

string shot
poision sting
agilaty
quick attack

Lol, I would change Quick Attack for Spider Web (seems logical)

 

[Razorback Kirby]

damn, tough question, probably
AN ALBATROSS!!!!
fly
wing attack
aerial ace
sky attack

 

[Ludicolo von Nosepass]

A guinea pig with this move set:
Growl
bite
none
none

 

[TheGhostRevolution]

My dog would have...
Stockpile
Spit up
Rest
Snore
I guess fish would have...
Bubble
Dive
Surf
Agility

 

[MechaBulba]

A kangaroo would have
-Bounce
-Mega Kick
-Mega Punch
-Dizzy Punch
-Tail Whip
-Growl

a Rabbit would have
-Dig
-Bite
-double kick
-scratch
-headbutt

A Bear would have
-Slash
-Crunch
-Body Slam
-MegaPunch
-Roar
-swagger
-rest
-stomp

all normalish moves

 

[Mega Trickster]

Theres an animal called the Pistol Crab. It does a real-life water gun.

 

[Char1016]

A dog should know:
Bite
Crunch
Iron Tail
Roar
Howl
Tackle

A cat should know:
Scratch
Iron Tail
Tackle
Fury Swipes?
Bite

 

[Watergod]

A guinea pig with this move set:
Growl
bite
none
none

A guinea pig would definitely use screech or something of the kind, if you don't agree you've obviously never lived with one in your bedroom for a few years.

 

[Blaze Dragon]

Almost all animals should know Rest and Snore!
And here you have the moveset of the most destructive animal on the world, the man:
Scratch
Tackle
Growl
Roar
Cut
Water Gun (Kinda weak one)
Rest
Snore
Sleep Talk
Body Slam
Double Kick
Mega Punch
Mega Kick
Bite
Flail
Lick

 

[zeppelin]

my cat would have .....ok im stuck what would a cat have?

 

[Mega Trickster]

my cat would have .....ok im stuck what would a cat have?

Scratch, slash, growl, screech, rest?

 

[Dark Pheonix]

My Guppies (fish) would have

splash
hide
run away
stockpile (they eat alot)