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If Pokemon were real...

Kingdra

WHY?!?!
If pokemon we're real we'd have totally different excuses for school, new movies, and more
examples...
1.My Mightyenna ate my work
2.I was late to school today because an Onix was blocking the road
3.Instead of spiderman getting big by a spider and getting powers, he got bit by an Ariados and became ARIADOSMAN!!!!
Make some of your own​
 
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Evanji Axu

Guest
If Pokemon were real, Al Qaeda would get a hold of Mewtwo and the world would be doomed D:
 

ultima keyblade

Eevee weakness
If pokemon were real, there would be coordinators sponsored by pepsi or something to that effect, and the Grand Festival would be hyped more than the superbowl.
 

Comray001

IMMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR
Yeah I would watch contests instead of Football
 

silver girl

Well-Known Member
If pkmn were real the world would be much more exciting and funnier! (Did you notice that none trainer has to go to a normal school? :D)
 
if pokemon were real they would rule the world COOL!
 

Charizard_Fire_God

*tiwts widdw head*
Lol, tch, I don't think there's any need for me ta mention what I'd do ta pokemon if they were real. XD *points at location*
 
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Evanji Axu

Guest
...And here come the authorities. Damn those complaining neighbors.
 

Vycksta

Well-Known Member
Well if Pokemon were real look out for a deranged purple haired midget charging around with a 77-strong army of Sneasels. That'd be me. ;D
 

Banov

Of the Kecleon
You'd always, ALWAYS have to watch your back for the dreaded red zigzag stripe floating in mid-air.... if you don't catch the stripe, you won't live for more than 5 seconds....
 

AJ Flibble

Emohawk
You would travel by Dugtrio to far away places, and Nosepass would be used both for compasses and fake Easter Island heads for show.
 

the_showstopper

lover of Glaceons
I could let my Ditto transform into myself and go to school for me while I stay at home!
 
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wolf749

Guest
i would try to befriend them, then see if they would help me to take over the world! ;053;
 

Claydol

Claydol
Charizard_Fire_God said:
Lol, tch, I don't think there's any need for me ta mention what I'd do ta pokemon if they were real. XD *points at location*
You'd make them lick your feet? :(
 
there would be lots of adds on tv about not abusing pokemon. police would try to stop pokemon molestation/prostotution. and to many people would use there pokemon for crime. sorry i cant be more positive.
 

ViNe WhIp

Johto Champion
Scyther would have to be the coolest pokemon irl. You know they would be used for murder, capital punishment, and farming :)
 

Pokénova

Parukia FTW
I would hug a Pikachu while going to sleep.

I would fly to school on a Tropius.

I would get Blissey to cook me eggs.

I would stay near Charizard's tail on a cold day to keep warm (the flame).

I would have Grumpig bodyguards.

Woohoo!
 
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