If You Could Be a Fruit, What Would You Be?

[Klizcool]

I'd be coconut because they kill more people than sharks and if that's not the coolest thing ever then you need to rethink your choices in life.

Id be a tomato just to spark the arguments.

It's pronounced tomato.

 

[Mitzi]

Bac on

^

loljk I'd be a Mango or Cherry, I guess. But not a Tangelo, because those things are a beotch to peel...

 

[Chalis]

Mango,second choice peach.

 

[Saturnidae]

Ackee .

 

[Monek_OP]

This is totally my most favoritest thread.

An apple, because apples represent human life: we're good until we go bad (usually as we get older) and sometimes we get worms and are really gross. Also if we get eaten we die.

 

[Canada]

If I had to choose, then maybe a lemon. No reason, really~

Also, this thread might put me off fruit for a while.

 

[BritishLanguage]

i'd be a strawberry

who wouldn't be a strawberry

hitler, that's who

 

[Ionasal.kkll.Preciel]

hhmmm probably either a cherry or a blueberry.

 

[Mister_SGG]

Can I be a vegetable, instead?

 

[tomatohater]

Definitely not a tomato...

 

[Spookz]

I'm already a fruit.

Mangos are pretty wonderful.

 

[Mami Tomoe]

Kiwi.
It's not the best tasting fruit to me, but I love saying its name~

 

[Zivinolette]

i'd be a strawberry

who wouldn't be a strawberry

hitler, that's who

True statement! Lol!

But yeah, I'd want to be a Strawberry. It's sweet, it's a summertime fruit, it smells good, it can be used in all sorts of desserts and treats... Yeah strawberries rule!

 

[Adrexus]

If I could be a fruit I would be a banana. And no, it's not like that at all. If you are thinking like that, then you are a thoroughly depraved human being who needs to be purged of such licentious thinking. Truly revolting what some people will conjure up in their minds. I just happen to like the distinctive flavor of the banana, that's all.

 

[warawau]

i would like to be an orange. i always wanted to be in a dance team and unwittingly kill my best friend.

 

[~Emolga~]

A cherry

 

[Talonflame]

Pineapple!! The only fruit with a good sense of style and a sassy hair-do!!

 

[Pink Harzard]

If I could be a fruit I would be a banana. And no, it's not like that at all. If you are thinking like that, then you are a thoroughly depraved human being who needs to be purged of such licentious thinking. Truly revolting what some people will conjure up in their minds. I just happen to like the distinctive flavor of the banana, that's all.

You said just the same thing as I think about it.
Let me be a banana. I like the flavour of it. And they are vulnerble, just like we humans are.

 

[Chu Chu Jelly]

grape

jelly comes from grapes :]]]

 

[HoennKyogre]

Hmm....I'd would like to be a pomegranate, but if we're going by just the ones on you list, I'd either be an apple or a pineapple.