Illogical Debate

[Chibi Pika]

(Approved by SapphireL)

Alright, the way this game works is that I post a simple statement:
--Ketchup is red

And then the next poster debates that, only using completely ridiculous logic:
--Impossible, because of the Mayonaise Proclamation that the pineapple signed with China.

And then the next person debates that, and so on and so forth.

Okay, so I start!

Rabbits have fur.

~Chibi~;249;

 

[POKErUsAm]

no they dont! then they could fly!

 

[Chibi Pika]

No they couldn't, they'd need to be kangaroos. They'd also need cheese.

 

[zeppelin]

that is uterly false! they need mustard to drive a car!

 

[POKErUsAm]

if they need pancakes! then why will they cry? you have no proof!

 

[Chibi Pika]

I do have proof--behold a moose that was eaten by the moon! Thus prooving that steak is made of shaving cream.

 

[POKErUsAm]

nooo. thus, you now prove the theory of spectacles wrong?! your mad i say! MAD! only a eraser could cook.

 

[Edward Prior]

erasers only cook if they have rectal cancer, silly! Quite obviosly the squirrel has maracas!

 

[Chibi Pika]

I would never defy such known theories, but if poodles were to enter a rocket ship, perhaps it could be possible.

 

[Edward Prior]

But poodles can't break the sound barrier, let alone the shoe horn barrier.

 

[Chibi Pika]

No, but the Taj Mahal could be overthrown by chickens. Obviously the poodles would then have dominion.

 

[Edward Prior]

But Taj Mahal backwards is Llama Jate, so llamas would do the hokey kokey.

 

[Chibi Pika]

But they only do it on Thursday the 13th, and today is Ruagisday, October 42, 4327853278, the day that was prophesized to be the day that the starfish would relinquish his kingdom.

 

[Edward Prior]

ah, but I think therefore I am. QED.

 

[Evanji Axu]

Bullsh*t. We are because we snort quack.

I believe that Cockroaches dance when exposed to black light.

 

[Chibi Pika]

They couldn't possibly, because then pancakes wouldn't be eaten with nitroglycerin.

 

[~*Mudkip Fantastic*~]

but then nitroglycerin wouldn't be put in cement

 

[Evanji Axu]

Impossible! Only ramen noodles can be put in cement.

 

[Edward Prior]

Poppycock! Cement=Rock, Rock>Water, I drink water, therefore, purgatory rules!

 

[Chibi Pika]

Yeah, but water><<<e><>>=<><>>,> monkeys. And then of course there's the fact that monkeys are square.