Illogical Debate

[Chibi Pika]

Figured I'd remake this game, as it led to a lot of hilarity last time.


Here's your chance to engage in a gentlemanly debate with you peers over complete nonsense, and treat it as if it were serious business!


Alright, the way this game works is that I post a simple statement, and then the next poster debates that, only using completely ridiculous logic:

OP: Ketchup is red
NP: Impossible, the color red was banned in 1873.
NP: But that law was overturned by Mayonaise Proclamation that the pineapple signed with China!

...And so on, and so forth.

I will start!


Kangaroos live on the moon.

~Chibi~;249;;448;

 

[Burakoru]

Impossible as dingos destroyed every living Kangaroo back in 2005!

 

[Paradoxe]

What the heck.

But sir, you would know that the MASP (Marsupial Aeronautics and Space Program) had sent a colony of a little over 9,000 kangaroos into space prior to 2005. They must have landed on the moon.

 

[Loreni333]

But remember the Mew clones that went wrong in 2010? The kangaroo-two's thrive!

EDIT: But the DSP (dingo space program) sent up a missle that hit the rocket!

 

[Chibi Pika]

Actually, it is not well known that the kangaroos were allied with space-faring pandas. And with their heavy artillery they could have easily destroyed such a missile.

 

[Loreni333]

BUT they didnt, becuase the SFP (space-faring pandas) were taking a nap, and they had a sneezing fit. It was impossible for them to act aganist them!

 

[lawmaster]

However the missile was a confetti missile so it did nothing

 

[Paradoxe]

But wait! What about the Octopus-Gazelle Agreement of 1909? It said that missiles were banned from space!

 

[Loreni333]

At both!

But it was a confetti missle that octupus'es didnt think would hurt and was fine, but IT BLEW UP THE KANGAROOS with confetti!

 

[Mister_SGG]

But remember? The kangaroos were wearing purple, so they were immune to large explosions.

 

[Loreni333]

But purple armor is ruled out by red confetti!

 

[Paradoxe]

Ah! It says here in this dusty almanac that the Firefly Infantry built a missile defense wall to defend the kangaroos. So they did survive after all.

 

[Charmanderman]

They survive, but one fact is wrong, they don't live on the moon. THEY LIVE ON PLUTO!

 

[Zibdas]

That's funny...
THERE IS NO PLUTO

 

[Charmanderman]

Before Pluto was destroyed I cloned it, so there IS Pluto. A whole bunch of them!

 

[Loreni333]

You cloned holigram pluto, so they fell off and DIED!

 

[Ace of Shades]

But the agreement made between the HNN(Holograms are a No-No) and The PF(Pluto Federation) outlawed holograms of Pluto.

 

[Loreni333]

Witch is why the Dingos were killed when they fell off it!

 

[shadow_zoroark]

but they landed on an inflatable bag which broke their fall letting them live

 

[Chibi Pika]

But that inflatable bag had been tampered with. So while they did live through the fall, they were then promptly teleported to another dimension. The 8th dimension, if I recall correctly.