• Hi all. We have had reports of member's signatures being edited to include malicious content. You can rest assured this wasn't done by staff and we can find no indication that the forums themselves have been compromised.

    However, remember to keep your passwords secure. If you use similar logins on multiple sites, people and even bots may be able to access your account.

    We always recommend using unique passwords and enable two-factor authentication if possible. Make sure you are secure.
  • Be sure to join the discussion on our discord at: Discord.gg/serebii
  • If you're still waiting for the e-mail, be sure to check your junk/spam e-mail folders

"in Soviet Russia" jokes

Status
Not open for further replies.

Megaton666

Swampert Trainer
im not sure if this belongs here. if it doesn't, just move it to where it does.

basicaly a thread for you to post you "in soviet Russia" jokes.

rules:
no spamming.
before posting make sure no one else already made that joke.

what a "in Soviet Russia joke" needs to have:
1. it must be the opposite of what happens in the real world.
2. it must end with the word "you". otherwise it's not funny.

my jokes:

In Soviet Russia...
Mudkipz liek you!
The laws of physics break you!
Porn watches you!
Games play you!
Remote controls you!

In Soviet Middle-earth Mordor walks into you!
In Soviet Sparta Hell dines in you!
 
Last edited:

The_Boss_Giygas

I. F.E.E.L. G.O.O.D.
In Soviet Russia:
The Dead burry you
Cars crashes you
Legendary pokemon catches you
Trees cut you

In Soviet America:
President taxes you
Society Judges you
Guns use you
Money uses you
 

Ri-Chan

♚ get s l e a z y
In Soviet Russia, thread isn't an aspie, the aspie is you!
 

Megaton666

Swampert Trainer
you know what you should do if you don't like this thread? DON'T F**KING POST!!
 
This thread is idiocy epitomized.
 

Megaton666

Swampert Trainer
wow, you guys are a bunch of douches.
 

Megaton666

Swampert Trainer
how? by me stating that you're a douche?
 

Penguinist Trainer

Well-Known Member
I liked soviet jokes as much as the next person... but i'm wondering how many people in this forums is actually old enough to remember soviet russia...
 

GoombaGeek

Begone!!
Yes, since only a moron would get worked up about everybody not liking his thread.
 

GreenDay4ever

bye!, i had a blast
in soviet russia, dead people rape you!


also if you're posting in misc. get used to meet people with ego's higher than mount Everest and positivity lower than a midget baby.
 

Skydra

Well-Known Member
In Soviet Russia, Blocks build with you!
In Soviet Russia, fossils dig up you!
 

MeowMix

We gotta cook
in soviet russia, food eats you.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top