It Could be Worse

[Dragalge]

In this game, you post a terrible incident that happened. The next person tries to cheer up the above person by describing a worse outcome. Here's an example:

My 3DS broke.

It could be worse. Your games could have also have been damaged too.

I lost my bed.

Rules:
1. Follow all general SPPf rules.
2. Do not post anything inappropriate (depression and other "dark" content).
3. Be civilized to others.
4. If you get ninja'd, edit your post.
5. Have fun cheering up people for their silly accidents!

I'll start:

A ninja stole my lunch today.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

It could be worse. What's worse than ninja's? Samurai

I swallowed my phone

 

[Monster Guy]

It could be worse, you could have swallowed an iPad

I lost a $20 bill.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Could be worse, could have been a $100 bill.

I'm going on a date with a loser....

 

[Monster Guy]

It could be worse, you could be the loser.

I tripped, and hurt myself.

 

[Superteletubbies64]

It could be worse, you could fall off a cliff

My house burned down

 

[octoboy]

It could be worse; your body could have burned down.

I'm being chased by a swarm of bees.

 

[TrottingMinccino]

I could be worse, it could be wasps!

A wolf ate my sandwich...

 

[Superteletubbies64]

it could be worse, it could've eaten you

my internet broke

 

[Wolfaotic]

Could be worse. At least you don't have to go through the Telstra Customer Service.

I hoard air particles.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Could be worse. You could hoard bubonic plague infected rats!

My chocolate got into my peanut butter!

 

[octoboy]

It could have got into your windpipe instead!

Nebby won't get into the bag.

 

[Alatar VGC]

It could be worse, you could be my Calamari alternative!

I lost my Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's DS game ._.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Could be worse. You could've lost your copy of Pokemon Platinum.

I'm being chased by a psycho.

 

[Venyos10]

it could be worse. The psycho could be your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

I sat down on an Xacto-knife.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

Or they already are your boyfriend... yes it's a reference

Could be worse. You could've sat on a chair covered in spikes.

I'm bored.

 

[KungFuMaster]

Could be worse, You could've been attacked by spearows

I'm drinking tea

 

[Venyos10]

it could be worse. You could be surrounded by people having fun while you remain bored.

I got swallowed by a giant penguin.

 

[Nerdy McNerdface]

It could be worse. You could've been swallowed by a sarlaac (or however you spell it).

Nobody is respecting my opinions.

 

[Venyos10]

you spelled it right.
It could be worse. Nobody could be respecting your personal space.

My neighbors are using my internet(and my toothbrush)