Joe's Story

[PkmnTrainerJ]

Everyone has a story to tell. Whether it is short or long, horrific or beautiful, awe inspiring or boring. They all have stories. And this story was coming to end, or so our young hero thought...

ENTRY #1 - I'M THE NARRATOR, AND THIS IS JUST THE PROLOGUE

Rating - M for Mature/15 (UK)

Joe vs. Wallace​

Wallace: 'You may have bested me so far, but this Pokémon will elegantly dance circles around your Electrike.'
Joe: 'Guess I should switch too then huh? Cheers for the heads up.'

Wallace sent out Ludicolo!
Joe withdrew Electrike!

Joe: 'Ah, Ludicolo. The end of the Lotad evolution line. A Water/Grass type.'
Wallace: 'How do you know that without your Pokédex?'
Joe: 'Hmph. A real expert in all Pokémon doesn't need a Pokédex. You should give up on the dance lessons and focus on your Pokémon. Now! This will end so quickly that you won't even see it.'

Joe sent out ???

A blindingly fast red and blue blur...well blurs past the camera and seems to hit Ludicolo.

Ludicolo fainted!

Wallace: 'What was that?'

The blur stops and the dust settles down to unveil Joe's Swellow.

Joe: A fast little git this one huh? Your Ludicolo's speed must be quite impressive, Rose usually manages to hit four Aerial Aces before returning to me, she only got your Ludicolo twice.'

Wallace: 'And to think I thought I could dance circles around you? Well, I have no choice Joe.'

Wallace stares at the fixed camera.

Wallace: 'I now declare Joe of Littleroot Town, Hoenn to be the new Hoenn region Champion!'

A girl enters the room.

Girl: 'Joe, heres some advice before you challenge...Oh, it's already over?'

A recognizable Prof. of Pokémon strolls in after his daughter.

Prof. Birch: 'See, didn't I tell you you didn't need to worry about Joe, May? Where's your Pokédex Joe?'
Joe: 'I didn't require it anymore, I left it at the lab.'
Birch: 'I know, it was a stupid question. Here it is anyways, we've discovered some new Pokémon, over 100 in fact, and you will need this back.'
Joe: 'Okay, thanks.'
Wallace: 'Joe. It's getting cramped in here. Let's get you into the Hall Of Fame.'

Wallace & Joe walk off to a different room where there are many tv screens and a card slot in the wall.

Joe: 'So...err..what do I do?'
Wallace: 'Insert your Trainer Card into that slot and then you will be recorded as a Champion!'
Joe: 'Nifty. (Did I just say nifty?)'

Joe inserted the card and the screen flickered multiple times.

Wallace: 'It is done.'
Joe: 'Well, it's been a pleasure. I'd best get home though.'
Wallace: 'Sure, just leave via this door.'

Joe walked outside only to be knocked down by a recognizable fat man.

Scott: *jumps* Joe! I heard the news! You won!
Joe: 'I'm suprised you can even jump, considering your weight...'
Scott: 'Well, there's only one place for Champions to go! THE BATTLE FRONTIER!'
Joe: 'But, I have to go home.'
Scott: 'Nonsense, boy. You board the next ferry from Lilycove and meet me there. Here. Here's your Frontier Pass, and map. Ooops.'

Scott drops three copies of the Frontier Passes, which are blown away by the wind...

Scott: 'Damn things, I carry so many, I often drop them.'
Joe: 'Then why not carry less?'
Scott: 'Nonsense, boy. Now, you take that ferry.'

Next Day...

Joe: 'Holy freaking Jesus crap. This place is huge!'
Scott: 'JOE! JOE! JOE!'

Scott's man boobs jiggled disturbly as he ran...

Joe: 'So, what is this place?'
Scott: 'It is...my dream come true. Only the toughest trainers are here, hand picked by me. Some have been here for years and ascended to become masters of their prospective Battle Facilities. Your task, is to obtain a Gold Symbol from each. 'Twill be no easy task, boy.'
Joe: 'As long as it's harder than the Elite Four...'
Scott: 'Hoho, lots of spunk and energy in this kid. Better watch out Battle Frontier...'

Hmmm...where to go first? There's so many places...

Meanwhile in Littleroot Town...

May: 'Hmph. I should be happy that Joe's the champion, but at the same time, I feel like it should have been me. If I could just have one more battle with him, I'd show him. But that Scott guy told me he's gone to some fancy Frontier...Blaze Kick that hedge Blaziken! Now, all I'm left with is garden work before the Elite Four are ready for challenges again.'

Flutter, flutter, flutter...paf.

May: 'Pth, th, pth. What's this? A Battle Frontier pass? Well, things could get interesting now, especially for that b****d Joe...'


The final Pass you may ask?

The second Battle Frontier Pass, not being a sentient being, had no thoughts, no plans, no idea where it was going.

However, by pure coincidence, it has managed to pass over an island in the shape of a triangle, where a black triangle seemed to look up, and watch it fly by, and it shows no signs of stopping yet...

Back At The Battle Frontier...

Joe: 'Hmm...I really can't decide where to go. Battle something...'


Where will the other final Frontier Pass end up? What has Joe gotten himself in for? What will May do?

OOC: So this is my first attempt doing this here, and hopefully I've done everything right. I have a few more already written up as this is at a non-Pokémon forum atm too. Please don't worry about this seeming to stick to the game's storyline so far, it veers off rather far from it.

 

[PkmnTrainerJ]

ENTRY #2 - BENJI & J

Joe: ‘I think Battle Factory will be a good place to start.’

Joe strolled off towards the large yellow building, unaware that other trainers were starting to arrive at the Battle Frontier.

May: ‘Well, it was a trek getting here from Littleroot, but at least you helped me out, Wailord!’
Man: ‘Err…can you put that Pokémon away? You’re frightening my children…’
May: *anime style sweat drop* ‘Yeah, sure. Sorry. Come on Wailord, let’s go. Hmmm…where to go? Let’s get healed up and then head out to the Battle Factory first.’

The final ticket was also nearing it’s unintended destination. The silvery pass had now drifted as far as Kanto, where a battle between two trainers was taking place, just outside Vermillion City.

Trainer 1: ‘Okay, so I’m far better with Water Pokémon. We’ve established that.’
Trainer 2: ‘And I’m more superior with Fire types. I knew that already.’
Trainer 1: ‘So, a grass type each then?’

Trainer 1 sent out Victreebell!

Trainer 2 sent out Bulbasaur!

Trainer 1 & 2: ‘Stun Spore!’

Bulbasaur and Victreebell used Stun Spore!

Bulbasaur was paralysed!
Victreebell was paralysed!

Trainer 2: ‘Well, appears we’re both restricted in our movements now.’

The ticket saw an opening, an opportunity and took it’s chance, landing softly between both trainers Pokémon.

Trainer 1: ‘What’s that?’
Trainer 2: ‘Whatever it is, it’s mine!’
Trainer: ‘Don’t bet on it!’

Trainer 1 & 2: ‘Victreebell/Bulbasaur Vine Whip!’

Both Pokémon used a speedy Vine Whip and grabbed the silver-tinted ticket.

Trainer 1: ‘Well, guess that’s settled.’
Trainer 2: ‘What is?’
Trainer 1: ‘We’re equally good with Grass Pokémon.’
Trainer 2: ‘I guess you’re right, now let’s see what it says.’

The first trainer knelt down and picked up the ticket.

Trainer 2: ‘What does it say J?’
J: ‘It says it’s a special two person pass for a place in Hoenn called the Battle Frontier. What do you think Benji?’
Benji: ‘I say we go.’
J: ‘Alright, lemme call home and let them know I’m off.’
Benji: ‘Nope, let’s go now. Come J.’

Back in Joe's life, in Hoenn however...

Joe made his way to a bright yellow building, named the Battle Factory, feeling strangely drawn to it.

Battle Factory Man: 'Where the intelligence of Trainers is put to the test. Welcome to the Battle Factory. I am your guide to the Battle Swap tournament.'
Joe: 'Battle Swap?'
BF Man: 'You use only rental Pokémon, and we will hold your Pokémon.'
Joe: 'Seems fair.'
BF Man: 'We will hold your Pokémon in our PC.'

Joe chose three random Pokéballs from the selection of six avaliable.

Joe: 'I'll use these. Okay, let's go!'

Ruin Maniac Anton: 'Get ready for me to thrash!'
Joe: 'Err....' *steps away*

Anton sent out Victreebell!

Joe sent out Metagross!

Joe: 'Awesome, a Metagross! Hit it with an Aerial Ace!'

Metagross sped through the air, hit Victreebell with two of it's metallic legs, but...

Anton: 'Synthesis, Victreebell!'

Victreebell absorbed the sun's rays and was healed.

Joe: 'Oh no, you don't. Aerial Ace again, Metagross!'

Metagross sped through the air once again, this time hitting Victreebell with it's full body.

Victreebell fainted!

Anton: 'Grrr...I'll show you you stuck up 'lil kid.'

Anton sent out Marowak!

Joe: 'Like that will stop me! I'm the Pokémon League Champion, *****! Meteor Mash, Metagross!'

As strange stars fell from the sky, one hit Marowak just under the eye, breaking it's skull partially.

Marowak fainted!

Anton: 'What is the secret of your power kiddo? Let's try a final different type!'

Anton sent out Starmie!

Starmie used Confuse Ray!

A strange red light hovered around Metagross, confusing it.

Metagross used Meteor Mash.

Starmie used Thunder Wave!

Metagross was paralyzed!

Metagross defeated Starmie using Meteor Mash!

Joe's Pokémon were healed, and...

BF Man: 'Do you wish to swap a Pokémon?'

Joe: 'Yeah sure, just as long as I can keep this kick *** Metagross. Hmm...actually, I'll stick with this lot.'

Rich Boy Dustin: 'I like really cool Pokémon.'
Joe: 'Like the Squirtle Squad...I mean, there is no Pokémon animé.'

Joe sent out Armaldo!

Dustin sent out Dodrio!

Dodrio used Tri-Attack!

Suddenly, a ball comprised of fire, electric and ice drifted towards Armaldo and exploded near it's face.

Armaldo used AncientPower!

Rocks rose up from the ground and pelted Dodrio!

Dodrio fainted!

Dustin: 'Gah! Now I'll have to send out my coolest Pokémon!'

Dustin sent out Aerodactyl!

Armaldo used AncientPower!

Aerodactyl fainted!

Dustin: 'Now, I'm down to my non-cool Pokémon...'

Dustin sent out Clefable!

Clefable used Metronome!

Joe: 'Oh, ****, ****, ****! There are only two moves I hate more than this!'

Clefable used Splash!

Joe: 'Phew!'

Armaldo used Slash!

Armaldo's large claws dug into Clefable and scarred Clefable.

Clefable fainted!

Dustin: 'Went down in flames. Uncool!'

Joe: 'Well, now I'm going to have a swap.'

Meanwhile...

J: 'Hey! This is my Pokémon!'
BF Man 2: 'Are you sure? These belong to a J...something.'
J: 'I'm J! Lookit my trainer ID!'
BF Man 2: 'Hmm...everything seems to be in order. Here you are, have your Swellow and Manectric back. We'll return the others to you shortly.'

J snig.gered to himself, just having stole two of Joe's Pokémon unknowingly.

Benji: 'I want Manectric.'
J: '....Well, okay. This Swellow looks good enough to help me win some challenges...'


What will happen to Joe's Manectric and Swellow? Will May meet up with Joe in the Battle Factory?

OOC: So s******ed, as it contains the N word cannot be typed correctly here, interesting...Also I would welcome reiews of it so far.

 

[The Dean of Suds]

Ouch. I had a hard time reading that. If it was supposed to be funny, I could find no humor in it at all, and if it was supposed to be a hardcore storyline, you failed in that aspect as well. No description, no character development, no interesting plot advancements. A boy named joe beats wallace, does everything the main character does in the game, and then goes to the baattle frontier. Tickets float to may and a random person, and they will go to the battle frontier too. Very, very boring. Please describe, and vary from the storyline of the games. It might be better if you didn't do script form, but did regular paragraphs. Read advice for aspiring authors, and try again.
over and out,;198;