Jokes about Pokemon

[Bisasam]

"You went the wrong ;321;", the servant said.

 

[BCVM22]

Some of you people should really pursue careers in comedy. I mean, "you went the wrong wai-lord"! GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! I don't know what your parents feed you, but clearly they should keep it up.

 

[SkinnySweatyMan]

Some of you people should really pursue careers in comedy. I mean, "you went the wrong wai-lord"! GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! I don't know what your parents feed you, but clearly they should keep it up.

Now that's funny.

 

[Mr.Palkia_7389]

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?

Pokemon (as in poke him on)

HOLY CHEESECAKE THAT WAS AWESOME!

Edit: What do they serve at the krusty crab? Come on guess?

KRABBY PATTY'S

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

;098; ;098; ;098; ;098; ;098; ;098;
num num num num num

 

[Mankanshoku Mako]

The ABRA evoluntion line.

abra-kadabra ALAKAZAM!!(thing a magision says)

 

[torchicflame]

What is a mukips favorite pickup line?;258;

Spoiler: answer

I heard u lieked mukipz

i found this somewhere so...

I'm not going to ;026; a love song.

 

[Yami Mario]

Why did YamiMario cacth 9 Dittos?

Because 3 * 3 is 9 YES IM A GENIEUS RIGHT

 

[Bisasam]

Some of you people should really pursue careers in comedy. I mean, "you went the wrong wai-lord"! GENIUS! PURE GENIUS! I don't know what your parents feed you, but clearly they should keep it up.

Thanks

I've got another one:

A mother says to her daughter: "Would you like a doll for your birthday?"
The daughter answers: "No, I prefer a ;343;"

 

[LadyCharizard]

You know, I'm feeling ;359;-lutely ;096;

Is it me, or does this game look a bit ;113;?

 

[Cappie]

Great stuff you've got going on here.
Came to think of something just in this moment.

Two friends practicing a dance:
- Am I doing it wrong?
- Yes, you’re supposed to ;327;

Get it? xD

 

[Rayquaza Master777]

A Pokemon trainer runs into the doctor's office screaming, "Docter, docter! My father thinks he's a ;009; !"
The doctor replies, "How long has he thought this?"
"Ever since he was a ;007; !"

What is the low-fat Pokemon?
Butterfree!

 

[shinylover24]

how do you get across a puddle of water?

you take a "lileep"

how do pokemon use explosion?

spontaneous "combusken"

annnd that's all i can think up now hahaha.

 

[muumajii23]

@Bisasam: You know he was using sarcasm right? Ya, a LOT of sarcasm. >_>

 

[Zivhayr]

And here's my unoriginal, seven in the morning joke.

A slowpoke was told a joke by one of his friends. However, the slowpoke did not laugh, even though the joke was very funny. The friend was a bit annoyed at this, and shunned Slowpoke ever since.

5 years later, Slowpoke was fired because he laughed at his boss.

A Pokemon trainer runs into the doctor's office screaming, "Docter, docter! My father thinks he's a ;009; !"
The doctor replies, "How long has he thought this?"
"Ever since he was a ;007; !"

This doesn't really make much sense as the original joke.
"Doctor, Doctor! My husband thinks he's a goat!"
"How long has he felt this?"
"Ever since he was a kid"

 

[Clamps]

What do you call a good pokemon joke?

Wouldn't know, I've never heard one.

 

[BCVM22]

Thread victory is awarded to Clamps.

The rest of you are advised to not quit your day jobs.